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dave_s13
21-11-2001, 13:02
There's an Italian, a Frenchman and an Irishman:
The Italian says, "When I have a-finished makina love with my
girl-a-friend, I go down and gently tickle the back of her knees.
She floatsa 6 inches abova da bed in ecstasy".

The Frenchman replies, "Zat is nothing, when Ah 'ave finished making
ze love with ze girlfriend Ah kiss all ze way down her body and zen Ah lick
ze soles of her feet wiz mah tongue and she floats 12 inches above ze bed
in pure ecstasy".

The Irishman says, "Dat's nottin'. When Oi've finished shaggin' me
bord, I get out of da bed, walk over to d'window and wipe me **** on
the curtain. She hits the fockin' roof."
Don_200SX
21-11-2001, 14:55
bloke walks into a pub and asks for "a lint of pager and a cacket of prisps".
barman says "i think you mean a pint of lager and a packet of crisps?"
bloke says "thats what i said a lint of pager and a cacket of prisps"
barman as he pours pint "actually sir,you said a lint of pager and a cacket of prisps".
bloke says "i`m sorry, i`m always doing that!"
barman replies "don`t worry sir, you`re not the only one. in fact this morning i was having breakfast with the wife and i meant to say 'can you pass the sugar please' but what came out was 'you fat cow,you`ve ruined my life!"

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AshT_200
21-11-2001, 17:45
What's the definition of Rodeo Sex?

It's a position....

Man takes woman from behind. He reaches forward, grabs her hair and pulls her head back. He whispers in her ear, "Your sister was better last night!" Then he has to hang on for at least 10 seconds.

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shadow21
22-11-2001, 15:18
uat ze hell!
We don't talk inglish like zat!
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Well... Perhaps after all... http://300zx.co.uk/200sx/ubb/wink.gif