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A guy in work about 60 yrs old was tossing himself off when a secretary walked in. I got told and cos I've told one person and it has spread I'm getting moaned at. The cheeky bastards, he was the one tossing himself off at his desk!!! :mad:
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i don't want to work where u work
had he run out of Pritt Stick or summat?
A guy in work about 60 yrs old was tossing himself off when a secretary walked in. I got told and cos I've told one person and it has spread I'm getting moaned at. The cheeky bastards, he was the one tossing himself off at his desk!!! :mad:
go to damagement and make sure they know what the story is.
Im surprised he gave a toss about anything in work!!!
A guy in work about 60 yrs old was tossing himself off when a secretary walked in.
Your point is?
I guess she'll knock from now on.....
That is so great. Question I have is why weren't she tossing him off, leaving him free to do his sums or whatever he does. Silly old git.
Jezz_S13
25-05-2004, 15:07
I guess she'll knock one out for him from now on.....
You reckon???
You can also call him a w4nker without being slanderous or offensive :D
You reckon???
If feisty's theory has even a glimmer of hope in working I'm gonna start playing a tune on the 'ol skin flute straight away and see what happens.
voodoo_melon
25-05-2004, 15:21
Have another go :wack:
Btw if you aren't in an office it prolly won't have the same effect :rolleyes:
John Bennett
25-05-2004, 15:37
Wonder if he stopped immediately, or had to finish off :wack:
ahhh..... the joys of your own office ;)
I would hope it was his own office....
Im surprised he gave a toss about anything in work!!!
lol
Your point is?
thought you'd say something like that Dunc :thumbs:
Its the best news I've ever heard in work
I bet he was well pi$$ed off. It probably took him an hour and 100mg of viagra to get it up and then she walks in and he has to stop feeding the pony.
Insomniac
25-05-2004, 15:40
A guy in work about 60 yrs old was tossing himself off when a secretary walked in.
Thats health & safety. She could've got somehting in her eye...
Anyway, who's moaning at you? If its the management I'd say they've got bigger (no pun intended) problems. ;)
Mint_Sauce
25-05-2004, 15:45
Oooh, bit of a sticky situation.
Thats health & safety. She could've got somehting in her eye...
Anyway, who's moaning at you? If its the management I'd say they've got bigger (no pun intended) problems. ;)
im looking forward to them moaning. ill have a field day
Bayside Blue
25-05-2004, 17:14
one of the caretakers was caught doing that at my school when i was in sixth form bout a year ago, needless to say he doesnt work there anymore :eek: im surprised they didnt charge him with anything.
A guy in work about 60 yrs old was tossing himself off when a secretary walked in. I got told and cos I've told one person and it has spread I'm getting moaned at. The cheeky bastards, he was the one tossing himself off at his desk!!! :mad:
Get his computer checked out. If he can't control his urges in an office environment god knows what he's looking at on the net. There was a guy worked in my office and he was forever looking at the net, more and more frequently during office hours and soon it became obvious he was looking at naked websites. I complained to the directors because he was supposedly senior to me and therefore paid more, but did fcuk all all day while I worked my arse off. When they looked at his internet history they handed his computer straight over to the police. He's on a register now. And more importantly not at the desk next to me, the sick, kiddy-fiddling fcuk. :mad:
Worst part of it was that he said it was the company's fault for giving him access to the internet. WTF? :annoyed:
voodoo_melon
25-05-2004, 21:16
Get his computer checked out.
Make sure you wear some rubber gloves though.....
Make sure you wear some rubber gloves though.....
True - there's probably google all over it! ;)
The Artist
25-05-2004, 23:24
had he run out of Pritt Stick or summat?
*LOL*.......
He wasn't looking in your direction at the time.......was he ? :rolleyes:
manic_mechanic
26-05-2004, 08:30
:D Bwaaahaaaahaaa!!! I personally think he deserves to be pilloried at every occasion (doesn't he know if you need to bang one out in works time you use the bog?) pmsl! :notworthy
Get his computer checked out. If he can't control his urges in an office environment god knows what he's looking at on the net. There was a guy worked in my office and he was forever looking at the net, more and more frequently during office hours and soon it became obvious he was looking at naked websites. I complained to the directors because he was supposedly senior to me and therefore paid more, but did fcuk all all day while I worked my arse off. When they looked at his internet history they handed his computer straight over to the police. He's on a register now. And more importantly not at the desk next to me, the sick, kiddy-fiddling fcuk. :mad:
Worst part of it was that he said it was the company's fault for giving him access to the internet. WTF? :annoyed:
we get loads of the kiddy porn watchers coming to our place. The mad thing is most of em are married with kids!!!! :eek: how sick is that
I think in most companies he'd have been out of his ear for Gross Misconduct faster than he could zip up his fly so I wouldn't be to worried if I were you
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