View Full Version : Is this girl sad or what!?!
http://www.helpmefindhim.co.uk/helpmefindhimcouk/index.html
Saw it featured on GMTV this morning over my 6am coffee....
I personally think that she is sad and that the bloke is never gonna come forward!
:rolleyes:
Bet she's a Bunny Boiler :nod:
Bet she's a Bunny Boiler :nod:
I reckon he has a misses and was on a boys night out having a laugh. Shes a big girl too mate. Trust me, its a good job I have a widescreen TV. I needed it to get the whole of her ass in the picture during the TV feature :wack:
OH.............MYYYYYYYYYYY................GODDDDD DDDDDDD :eek:
thats just not summit u do.......... obiviously the girl has had any in a long time and our matt open her eyes.
errrrrr speaking of Matts......... summit u wanna tell us Matt :wack:
OH.............MYYYYYYYYYYY................GODDDDD DDDDDDD :eek:
thats just not summit u do.......... obiviously the girl has had any in a long time and our matt open her eyes.
errrrrr speaking of Matts......... summit u wanna tell us Matt :wack:
PMSL @ FRH :D
Last time I went out in Brum was a few years back with Ben and Barry... Less said the better, but I didnt go near any women bigger than me I can tell you that!
Exactly what I thought, she's short fat, dumpy and unattractive!!!
He's tall, slim and blonde.
And she wonders why he never gave her his phone number, doh!! :rolleyes:
Perhaps he was on a 'Pull a munter night' :wack:
Bet she's a Bunny Boiler :nod:
No. She actually states that she isn't. :rolleyes:
maybe he likes large women........... just cos shes not ur taste n mine if i was a bloke :hurl: doesn't mean she isn't someones......
a fat bird isn't just for christmas and all that....
maybe he enjoyed slapping her ar$e and riding in the waves :hurl:
On GMTV they did a short reconstruction of the night in question. Her mate pulls her away as she is dancing with him and says "come on mate, we've got to go, the others have left already!" or summat very similar...
They then run out of the club and you get to see that a 51" widescreen is not always a nicety :wack: They both "waddle/run" down the pavement in full 14 stone drunk bird fashion :hurl: Good job it was a wide pavement too :wack:
gaz.thomas
25-05-2004, 10:56
a fat bird isn't just for christmas and all that....
If you're careful there's usually enough left for boxing day aswell :nod:
:hurl:
Gaz
-x-
so let me understand all she did was dance with him................. :confused: errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr hello................ :wack:
well jesus i've left about a million future husbands behind !! quick i must get off the internet and ring GMTV Trisha etc :wack:
And this is where it gets a bit silly! I had the bright idea of looking on 'Friends Reunited' for Matts of about the same age from the Worcester area. I don't know if you've ever looked, but there are a lot of them!
^^ that just shows she has a screw loose
i feel sorry for ever it is looks like he will have an obsessed looney on his hands
Is she a right old beast this bird then?
Might set up my mate 'Matt Potato' with her. He's gagging for it and fits the descriptions. Doubt he's been to Brum though.
[QUOTE=30PSI]Is she a right old beast this bird then?[QUOTE]
Err, yes mate:
http://www.gmtv.co.uk/index.cfm?articleid=10669.
Her face is the best bit too :wack:
http://www.gmtv.co.uk/media/images/Becky_m.jpg
24 years old ?!?!?! 24 years old my butt !
Matt change ur name !!! RUN !! HIDE !! SAVE YOURSELF BOY !!! just in case
I must admit she did look better on the TV, but then again it was 6am and I wasnt "awake" :wack:
Im seriously considering sending her a mail saying along the lines of:
"Look, he obviously was out with his mates for a drink, hes got a misses at home and has probably already replied with one of the "sorry, its not me, good luck in the search" replies you speak of. Grow up and get a life ya miiiiiiiiiiiinga!!!!"
What do ya think? :rolleyes:
'Pull a munter night' :wack:
Grab a growler *sniggers*
John Bennett
25-05-2004, 11:35
Might set up my mate 'Matt Potato' with her..
:D . Didn't pick that nickname himself did he?
I'll have to go on GMTV to find that nice girl who smiled at me when passing on a pedestrian crossing last week :rolleyes:
Don't think I'll bother hunting for the last woman I 'got-on' with in a nightclub though - too drunk to actually see her face and I think she said she was 40 :eek: :rolleyes: :annoyed: .
Any one got some hair bleach and a rack, Im sure we can make matt fit the bill :D
BUNNY BOILER
LOL!!
Thats well funny, do it!
She looks older than 24......
My mate reckons bigger birds are better in the sack coz they try that little bit harder to please and don't get it that often. She sounds like that sort of bird.
I'm not convinced though
roflmao i wonder why they hid her body behind a box thing in the picture
The Matt she is looking for:
He is in his early to late twenties
That narrows it down :wack:
He is tall, blondish and terribly good looking
In whose eyes is he good looking - makes u wonder what the hell he does look like :wack:
He may be a trained chef
he could be a bloody astronaut for all u know luv
He is from the Worcester area
:rolleyes: or spain or anywhere
He has a friend 'Big Steve' who works in I.T. training in Digbeth, Birmingham
my friend Elmo works in Cars in Perth :wack:
He smokes and drinks 'Reef'
this is quite concerning.... he smokes reef ...........:wack: must try that
He is very sweet and funny, and slightly eccentric
Isn't every guy when they are after summit lol
LOL!!
Thats well funny, do it!
She looks older than 24......
My mate reckons bigger birds are better in the sack coz they try that little bit harder to please and don't get it that often. She sounds like that sort of bird.
I'm not convinced though
thats an old wives tale
thats an old wives tale
Dunno if it is or not as Ive only ever slept with fit birds;)
Ill ask Steve and Ben if its true :D PMSL;)
Ben - sssssssssssshhh. DOnt worry pal - I wont say anymore mate;)
thats an old wives tale
I've got a mate that swears by it, LOL. He used to tell the tidyies to bus it and got tore into the fatties - PMSL!
Leaves all the more hotties to me - thats how I see it :)
Dunc.
Well i have been at both stages, mega fat bird (never ever wanna go down that route again) and now not mega fat bird.
Doesn't make a difference :p depends on who it is to whether u gonna make it exciting or not
maybe he enjoyed slapping her ar$e and riding in the waves :hurl:
http://520067331290.bei.t-online.de/whales.jpg
Grab a growler *sniggers*
PMSL :notworthy ........
need a shag......... pull the ugly bird ! :wack:
That old wives tale is just an excuse for having bad taste in women.
:(
we're not all body beautiful 46" chest with a six pack or a perfect size 8 with d cup boobs and we shouldn't let the media make us think there's necessarily something wrong with us or anyone else who isn't
:(
mattpayne
25-05-2004, 12:42
lol... shes a proper psycho :D and i were matt, id have change my name and got some new friends not called steve :D
oh.. sheet... I am called Matt - I do have a mate called Big Steve and I am amazingly attractive!!!! :D :nod: ;)
kinky dwarf warning.
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we're not all body beautiful 4'6" with a six pack or a perfect size 8 with d cup boobs and we shouldn't let the media make us think there's necessarily something wrong with us or anyone else who isn't
:(
i liked the way on telly it started off looking into a distorted mirror, and she looked short and fat. then they showed her. the mirror wasn't distorted!
lol... shes a proper psycho :D and i were matt, id have change my name and got some new friends not called steve :D
oh.. sheet... I am called Matt - I do have a mate called Big Steve and I am amazingly attractive!!!! :D :nod: ;)
LOL - luckily my mates called "little" Steve;) :rolleyes: :D
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we're not all body beautiful 46" chest with a six pack or a perfect size 8 with d cup boobs and we shouldn't let the media make us think there's necessarily something wrong with us or anyone else who isn't
:(
Agreed, I go for inner beauty.
MattyGee
25-05-2004, 13:20
i dunno, all this fuss just cos i decide to go clubbing in brum for a change .....
:wack: :D
so is that Elle then ;) :wave:
Agreed, I go for inner beauty.
is that why you wanna blow your sex wee all over britney spears face? :wack:
MattyGee
25-05-2004, 13:33
so is that Elle then ;) :wave:
:eek:
god no, that girl sounds liek she would eat elle for a snack! :wack:
Agreed, I go for inner beauty.
[PCmodeOFF]you talking about pink bits there? ;)[PCmodeON]
:wack: I will have to route out one of my mega mega fat pictures and scare u all to death :D
You don't look fat in your avatar
new2sx13
25-05-2004, 15:07
And this is where it gets a bit silly! I had the bright idea of looking on 'Friends Reunited' for Matts of about the same age from the Worcester area. I don't know if you've ever looked, but there are a lot of them!
I think somebody needs a Hobby :D :D
I think somebody needs a Hobby :D :D
She's got one. She boils bunnies
She's got one. She boils bunnies
:nod: :nod: :nod:
i think u all secretly want to be called Matt ;)
i think u all secretly want to be called Matt ;) :no:
what a fugly heifer! Im not surprised she cant find. Poor bugger has emigrated!
i think u all secretly want to be called Matt ;)
Just emailed deed poll for the forms to change my name to "NOFCUKINCHANCE" LOL:D
I know one thing, I'm staying well clear of Birmingham if that's the standard of the "talent". :eek:
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