JohnD76
23-01-2002, 10:53
The following are all replies that women have put on British Child
> Support
> >Agency forms in the section for listing father's details:
> >
> >1. Regarding the identity of the father of my twins, child A was fathered
> >by [name removed]. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of child
> B,
> >but I believe that he was conceived on the same night.
> >
> >2. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my child as I was
> being
> >sick out of a window when taken unexpectedly from behind. I can provide
> you
> >with a list of names of men that I think were at the party if this helps.
> >
> >3. I do not know the name of the father of my little girl. She was
> >conceived at a party [address and date given] where I had unprotected sex
> >with a man I met that night. I do remember that the sex was so good that
> I
> >fainted. If you do manage to track down the father can you send me his
> >phone number? Thanks.
> >
> >4. I don't know the identity of the father of my daughter. He drives a
> BMW
> >that now has a hole made by my stiletto in one of the door panels.
> Perhaps
> >you can contact BMW service stations in this area and see if he's had it
> >replaced.
> >
> >5. I have never had sex with a man. I am awaiting a letter from the Pope
> >confirming that my son's conception was immaculate and that he is Christ
> >risen again.
> >
> >6. I cannot tell you the name of child A's dad as he informs me that to
> do
> >so would blow his cover and that would have cataclysmic implications for
> >the British economy. I am torn between doing right by you and right by
> the
> >country. Please advise.
> >
> >7. I do not know who the father of my child was as all squaddies look the
> >same to me. I can confirm that he was a Royal Green Jacket.
> >
> >8. [name given] is the father of child A. If you do catch up with him can
> >you ask him what he did with my AC/DC CDs?
> >
> >9. From the dates it seems that my daughter was conceived at EuroDisney
> >maybe it really is the Magic Kingdom.
> >
> >10. So much about that night is a blur. The only thing that I remember
> for
> >sure is Delia Smith did a programme about eggs earlier in the evening. If
> >I'd have stayed in and watched more TV rather than going to the party at
> >[address given] mine might have remained unfertilised.
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John
Modded Damson S14a
> Support
> >Agency forms in the section for listing father's details:
> >
> >1. Regarding the identity of the father of my twins, child A was fathered
> >by [name removed]. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of child
> B,
> >but I believe that he was conceived on the same night.
> >
> >2. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my child as I was
> being
> >sick out of a window when taken unexpectedly from behind. I can provide
> you
> >with a list of names of men that I think were at the party if this helps.
> >
> >3. I do not know the name of the father of my little girl. She was
> >conceived at a party [address and date given] where I had unprotected sex
> >with a man I met that night. I do remember that the sex was so good that
> I
> >fainted. If you do manage to track down the father can you send me his
> >phone number? Thanks.
> >
> >4. I don't know the identity of the father of my daughter. He drives a
> BMW
> >that now has a hole made by my stiletto in one of the door panels.
> Perhaps
> >you can contact BMW service stations in this area and see if he's had it
> >replaced.
> >
> >5. I have never had sex with a man. I am awaiting a letter from the Pope
> >confirming that my son's conception was immaculate and that he is Christ
> >risen again.
> >
> >6. I cannot tell you the name of child A's dad as he informs me that to
> do
> >so would blow his cover and that would have cataclysmic implications for
> >the British economy. I am torn between doing right by you and right by
> the
> >country. Please advise.
> >
> >7. I do not know who the father of my child was as all squaddies look the
> >same to me. I can confirm that he was a Royal Green Jacket.
> >
> >8. [name given] is the father of child A. If you do catch up with him can
> >you ask him what he did with my AC/DC CDs?
> >
> >9. From the dates it seems that my daughter was conceived at EuroDisney
> >maybe it really is the Magic Kingdom.
> >
> >10. So much about that night is a blur. The only thing that I remember
> for
> >sure is Delia Smith did a programme about eggs earlier in the evening. If
> >I'd have stayed in and watched more TV rather than going to the party at
> >[address given] mine might have remained unfertilised.
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John
Modded Damson S14a