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BB: UP CLOSE AND PERSONAL
Big Brother is to give viewers their best close up yet of contestants with plans to put cameras in the showers and toilets.
Producers of the show will give the housemates maximum exposure with wall-wall coverage of their antics.
The large shower room in the house has been fitted with clear glass instead of frosted panes and toilet has been given the same treatment.
"This year there really is nowhere to hide," executive producer Shirley Jones told the Daily Star.
"During our recent tryout sessions with human guinea pigs, some people found it quite intimidating.
"But others have really embraced it and enjoyed the view."
Show bosses have not yet decided whether to tell the contestants - now holed up in secret safehouses - in on the new camera shots.
The 12 contestants may also be forced to share a bed as there may not be enough to go round.
And Shirley admitted the programme's makers had deliberately chosen people for the show who are likely to clash.
Dan@DB-Power
24-05-2004, 13:40
What can I say JB Sex and violence Sells :nod:
Looks the channel four is thinking on it's feet seeing as the last 2 BB's were shite.
It's Sad but True :smash:
MattyGee
24-05-2004, 13:41
:rolleyes:
im surprised its taken his long
Sex and violence Sells :nod:
Yes but surely the market for seeing someone have a dump is a more specialised and not necessarily a guarantee of improved ratings.
Or am I being old fashioned :indiff:
manic_mechanic
24-05-2004, 13:45
Why not go the whole hog and throw out the least promiscuous every week? :wack: :rolleyes:
Jezz_S13
24-05-2004, 13:46
Why not go the whole hog and throw out the least promiscuous every week? :wack: :rolleyes:
Good idea. :)
Make the birds all honeys and no mingers, a box full of 'toys' and some ugly beer bellied german blokes.
Dan@DB-Power
24-05-2004, 13:51
Yes but surely the market for seeing someone have a dump is a more specialised and not necessarily a guarantee of improved ratings.
Or am I being old fashioned :indiff:
I suppose the toilet camera is a bit sick :hurl: :hurl: Imagine a microphone as well :hurl: :no:
Dan,
manic_mechanic
24-05-2004, 13:54
Good idea. :)
Make the birds all honeys and no mingers, a box full of 'toys' and some ugly beer bellied german blokes.
Coffee/keyboard interface, you swine!
Nice one :thumbs:
Plasterdog
24-05-2004, 14:09
i really dont want to see people having a poo
The large shower room in the house has been fitted with clear glass instead of frosted panes and toilet has been given the same treatment.
The 12 contestants may also be forced to share a bed as there may not be enough to go round.
Whats the problem?
BB was getting shite, this should liven it up a bit,
we don't all sit at home with our pipe and slippers on watching the discovery channel
Jimmyboy
24-05-2004, 14:20
i really dont want to see people having a poo
me neither, could be funny seeing their faces whilst squeezing one out though! :wack:
mattpayne
24-05-2004, 14:21
imagine a close up of jade sat on the dunny... crimping one off!!! :hurl: :hurl: :hurl: :hurl:
BB was getting shite, this should liven it up a bit,
But BB was always shite. Just now you'll beable to watch the shite in the shite!
and probably have to pay primiume shite to watch the shite n shite.....
Bayside Blue
24-05-2004, 14:29
that is a lot of shite lol :D :thumbs:
Shower cam :thumbs: (for pretty ladies only)
Dump cam :down: (no matter how pretty, that's just wrong...)
I reckon they should give each contestant a BB gun and make things really interesting.. :D
Yes but surely the market for seeing someone have a dump is a more specialised and not necessarily a guarantee of improved ratings.
Or am I being old fashioned :indiff:
not at all. i don't like being in the bog when i am having a dump - let alone watching someone else.
However don't forget ch4 brought us the salon, which featured colonic irrigation cam - at 6:30. nothing like bits of shite floating down a pipe while eating your tea! groundbreaking tv.
and lets face it lads, this isn't going to be some soft core porn, to rush home from the pub to watch. there will be beer belly man. there will be skinny oik, who has never been out in the sun, totaly flat chested girl, who may as well be a bloke, peter andre lookalike who has to shower for hours each morning. there will be fat ugly woman (who will probably end up shagging peter andre) and then there will be fit bird, but she will be a lesbian, and will shower with her bikini on.
however the location isn't a secret, so lets all suggest it to al quaida. tell bin largen that due to security issues the houses of parliment have been moved.
Jezz_S13
24-05-2004, 14:48
IMO it will make it far more watchable. :)
mattpayne
24-05-2004, 14:50
I reckon they should give each contestant a gun and make things really interesting.. :D
:D running man stylee :D :nod:
Bayside Blue
24-05-2004, 14:53
Battle royale that messed up japanese film, kinda like running man. They all get a pack with different weapons and they have to kill each other off till theres only one alive in 3 days. and if theres more than one alive after that all their collars exlode round their necks. What will those japs think up next? :eek:
Martin :thumbs:
TurboTony
24-05-2004, 14:57
not at all. i don't like being in the bog when i am having a dump
So where do you like to be??
Battle royale that messed up japanese film, kinda like running man. They all get a pack with different weapons and they have to kill each other off till theres only one alive in 3 days. and if theres more than one alive after that all their collars exlode round their necks. What will those japs think up next? :eek:
Martin :thumbs:
I watched that the other day!
:wack: ****ed up or what!!!
you know your not goin to see much any way,
not at all. i don't like being in the bog when i am having a dump - let alone watching someone else.
Where do you go to 'pinch a loaf' then? *snigger*
Where do you go to 'pinch a loaf' then? *snigger*
Or to crimp a length off :thumbs:
The line-up for BB is meant to include a busty stripper, a pair of lesbians, a former asylum seeker and a bisexual entertainer .........
imagine a close up of jade sat on the dunny... crimping one off!!! :hurl: :hurl: :hurl: :hurl:
That is one of the most disgusting visions I could think of :hurl:
I can't believe people enjoy this crap it is total garbage :nod:
Television is just complete sh1te and getting worse all the time. Still I think it is good that a talentless boiler like Jade :hurl: can make a fortune out of it :nod: I mean she isn't stuck in a boring mundane job, so I guess maybe she isn't the idiot :rolleyes:
i agree liven it up with camera in the shower but in the toilet is going way too far :hurl:
Plasterdog
24-05-2004, 16:00
bb is only watchable when they show the highlights late at night when u cant get to sleep!
and whoever mentioned abou tthe discovery channel... well its a good channel i watch american chopper on it everyday.. better than watching people squeezing one out!
didnt japan have some program like this where they let a lady live in a glass house and you could see her do everything?
IF NOT WHY NOT
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