SXOC Awards?

[Vez]

Just dawned on me that we havent had the unofficial awards this year!

So who normally starts the ball rolling?

:wack:

[Dave_S]

Most Injury Prone - Aitch

Dave

[muttley]

Closed most threads = JB

[Abaddon]

Touched themselves the most while looking at pics of Fine s14's - me.

[JB]

Talking the most shite = Muttley

[muttley]

Talking the most shite = Muttley
http://www.sxoc.co.uk/vbb/image.php?u=3756&dateline=1081541484

[GrahamB]

Most unlucky - Nismo Mark :nod:

[arry]

Most unlucky - Nismo Mark :nod:

*phew* at losing that tag

[Matt_S]

Shortest drive time after 5 month lay-up period: ME :cry:

[Jon]

Shortest S13 ?

















sorry

[Aitch]

Most Injury Prone - Aitch

Dave

:cry:

[Bayside Blue]

youngest?? and poorest (probably not lol) slightly tuned S14a owner - me :wave:

[JB]

Sickest Dreams = Ant

[Matt_S]

Shortest S13 ?

Well, actually yeah - the SIlvia front takes about 2" off the length;) Nick has the Silvia fron too though, so it "was" joint shortest :wack:

[Bayside Blue]

Oh actually I just had a think... I could probably bag highest insurance premium for third party fire and theft too... £4800 with out having any accidents a criminal record or points on my licence at all! :eek: :D :wave: Martin. :thumbs:

lmao Muttley & JB :smash:

[Grim]

suggestions for catagories

most improved drifter

worst drifter

most inovative avatar

newbie banned after fewest posts

head found most often under someone elses car

[Abaddon]

Oh actually I just had a think... I could probably bag highest insurance premium for third party fire and theft too... £4800 with out having any accidents a criminal record or points on my licence at all! :eek: :D :wave:


:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

[manic_mechanic]

Shortest S13 ?

That could well be me! I'll have to post pics one day it'll make u :cry:
















sorry

[JB]

suggestions for catagories

most improved drifter

worst drifter

most inovative avatar

newbie banned after fewest posts

head found most often in someone elses lap
:eek: :eek: :eek:

[Dan@DB-Power]

head found most often under someone elses car

The whore known as Sideways Danny :nod: :smash:

[Jacko]

Car with most bodged on bits from other cars = stoofer :wave:

[Bayside Blue]

thats what every body does :D its just cause im 18 and they were the only company that would insure me on that car. (can switch to adrian flux next year when im 19 for between £1300-£1900). I should start a thread just for my explaination so i can direct people to it with a link rather than taking up a loada thread space all the time :D so many people have probably heard it again and again by now :rolleyes:

sorry guys :wave:

[Grim]

nice to see jb slipping back into his old ways!

did also think of

most pikey member likely to remove parts first from crashed car at silverstone. Danny

Member most likely to turn up to sxoc meet - in a pug. Danny

member with nicest hair. Danny

member most likely to bodge a repair and get you home. see above

best pose on a bonnet. GmasterT

least likely to pull, whilst posing on bonnet. see above

[30PSI]

I feel I should take the most unlucky award from arry due to my run in with silvia engineering back in Feb, leaving me with a fooked engine wasting me £2000.

[dunc]

leaving me with a fooked engine wasting me £2000.

They left arry about 7 fooked engines :eek:

[ATrull]

Car with most bodged on bits from other cars = stoofer :wave:

heh, surely that's frankenhundi. :D

[30PSI]

They left arry about 7 fooked engines :eek:

Yeah I know, I think Stevie Wonder works on the engine rebuilds down there.....

[2 Black Lines]

Car with most bodged on bits from other cars = stoofer :wave:

If the bodge is by weight, can I nominate myself, 1x small block chevy. :wack:

[SFC]

most times in and out of the garage to solve a basic problem :o :mad:


head found most often under someone elses car
chris gets my nomination there :)

[Tenman]

Most enthusiastic Newcoming Spanner Monkey : Aitch..

see the "Stuff the Turbo Hamster" thread

[Missy]

the newsletter competiton prizes will be presented at jae along with the trophy's :thumbs:

[Vez]

Are you half rice half chips today? :wack:

[Storm]

Most Evil presence?


John Bennett ;) :eek: :nod: :thumbs:

[amnesia]

Biggest mug for going to Nissan to fix a tubby gasket and ending up nearly £800 out of pocket...

ME !


:rant: :rant: :rant:

[200sxer]

member with nicest hair. Danny

ROTFPMSL :D :notworthy

Crapiest 200 driver... me :wack:

[disco-tom]

I wouldn't say your 200 was the crappiest mate. :p ;)

[disco-tom]

Worst forum jokes/one liners award = Me. :wack:

[Missy]

most PMT according to Kev - Me

[Gary]

Bloke with the dodgiest line of cars to name in such a short space of time = ME :D

Member with no S14 and bought a Pug 206 Diesal and clearly should have an S14 again, and is very clearly regretting it = Tanjuakio ;) :p

[Mark]

Most unlucky - Nismo Mark :nod:


I am honoured to be nominated for this award but in all honesty...........


































I DONT FOOKING WANT IT :furious:







:(

[JB]

I am honoured to be nominated for this award but in all honesty...........

I DONT FOOKING WANT IT :furious:
:(
Never mind, you're still in the running for the Mod Most Likely To Have Lead The Third Riche category.

:nod:

[Mark]

Never mind, you're still in the running for the Mod Most Likely To Have Lead The Third Riche category.

:nod:

:p :middlefingersmilie:

[JB]

http://www.world-of-smilies.de/html/images/smilies/schockiert/Wow1.gif

[John Bennett]

Most Evil presence?


John Bennett ;) :eek: :nod: :thumbs:

Lay off :p . It's not my fault I'm cursed (and look evil when people stick cameras up my nose) :cry:

Think I'm in the running for the unlucky award at the moment :indiff:

[hadyn]

Nismo Mark is the most liberal minded man i've ever met :nod:

[Rude Dog]

Member most wanting to be a moderator.......ME GODDAMMIT

:wave:

Just letting you all know I'm still here patiently waiting for the devil to skate to work :rolleyes: :cry:

[hadyn]

Member most wanting to be a moderator.......ME GODDAMMIT

:wave:

Just letting you all know I'm still here patiently waiting for the devil to skate to work :rolleyes: :cry:

yep i vote for you on that one m8, and with just my one vote, you win, therefore for gods sake make this man a mod to shut him up :p

[GrahamB]

Man most likely to leave your engine bay devoid of half its contents...

Steve Carter :eek:

After seeing what he did to Spirit's car in the HWH car park last month :eek:


Don't need this, don't need that, or that....etc etc

There was bugger all left by the time he'd finished, and the pile of stuff not required by the car was scary :eek:

:thumbs:

[Mark]

Man most likely to leave your engine bay devoid of half its contents...

Steve Carter :eek:

After seeing what he did to Spirit's car in the HWH car park last month :eek:



There was bugger all left by the time he'd finished, and the pile of stuff not required by the car was scary :eek:

:thumbs:


I'm sorry but that is strongly contested by Ben Taylor, did exactly the same when refitting my engine :eek: I had this big pile of 'not needed' parts at the end :D

[Jim]

Member most wanting to be a moderator.......ME GODDAMMIT

:wave:

Just letting you all know I'm still here patiently waiting for the devil to skate to work :rolleyes: :cry:

Hmmm ever heard the saying that those who crave power most deserve it least :p :D

[Ken]

Member least likely to ever become a mod.....Rude dog























:p :D

[hadyn]

Member least likely to ever become a mod.....Rude dog

dont be cruel, you'll upset the poor lad

[Vez]

Person most likely to crash there car on track - Bigtone :D

[GrahamB]

Least likely to be seen putting SXOC keyrings in envelopes...


Little Jim :p



:D

[Rude Dog]

Hmmm ever heard the saying that those who crave power most deserve it least :p :D


Member least likely to ever become a mod.....Rude dog

Harsh fellas, Harsh :(

[Vez]

Person most likely to have there keyring lost in the post - Grahamb

[GrahamB]

Person most likely to have there keyring lost in the post - Grahamb

:cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

:smash:

[arry]

person most likely to sell their S13 - arry :cry:

[Aitch]

Most enthusiastic Newcoming Spanner Monkey : Aitch..

see the "Stuff the Turbo Hamster" thread
It's getting addictive - I want to remove the rest of the EGR crap now so if you fancy helping me one weekend when I'm back from Italy... ;)

And I'm actually considering some modifications! :eek: :annoyed:

Thanks for the nomintion BTW :)

[Paul C]

Most posts.............................. you guest it.................... BREN :eek:

[Paul C]

Member running the lowest boost........ yup that'll be me :(

[Aitch]

Member running the lowest boost........ yup that'll be me :(
Nismo Mark may contest that. :p

[arry]

Nismo Mark may contest that. :p

no... N/a cars cannot be nominated!

[GmasterT]

More catorgories...

Shortest Chairman
Best engine bang
most mullered tyres (prob my avon @ a ton going 'pop')
most shite
best thread hi-jack
most cosistent thread hi-jack
best collection of shirts (I want to win something other than 'the pose' one :D )

:D :thumbs:

[Matt_S]

Most expensive front end smack: ME :cry:

[GmasterT]

Most expensive front end smack: ME :cry:

Most accident prone street... Steve :wack:

Most sarcastic git... now theres a toughy!

[yeager]

Man most likely to leave your engine bay devoid of half its contents...

Steve Carter :eek:

After seeing what he did to Spirit's car in the HWH car park last month :eek:



There was bugger all left by the time he'd finished, and the pile of stuff not required by the car was scary :eek:

:thumbs:

LOL. you know what he is up to don't you? He is working on other peoples car's whilst secretly stealing parts to make his own drift monster!!

However I do think he should get the award for the most flamage from an S13 :)

[yeager]

Most sarcastic git... now theres a toughy!

And easily taken by JB :)

[Aitch]

Most accident prone street... Steve :wack:
Is that different to this:-

Most Injury Prone - Aitch

Dave

:wack:

[GmasterT]

However I do think he should get the award for the most flamage from an S13 :)

Yeah, he gave me some flameage in return to the tyre smoke I gave him on sunday!

Oh and aitch, it is different! But don't EVER visit steve's :whip: :no: the two forces may cause an end to the world... :wack: :p :D

[Dave_S]

Oh and aitch, it is different! But don't EVER visit steve's :whip: :no: the two forces may cause an end to the world... :wack: :p :D

BWAAAHAHAHAHA :D :D :D :D :notworthy

Dave

[Grim]

I would like to nominate dave_s for failing to spot a boost leak (http://www.sxoc.com/vbb/showthread.php?t=30497) for over 18 months, and in so doing spending about twice as much on fuel as he needed to. :eek:

actually, i would like to double niominate him. for this (http://www.sxoc.com/vbb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=30982)


front right hand wing!!! intercooler piping (cracks were it joins intercooler)


or manifold, they are prone to cracking as well!!!

ive had to replace both!!!


No, sorry, I know where the pipes crack, thanks

I meant that the spark plugs aren't black so it doesnt appear to be over-fuelling (which could be caused by the cracked pipes)



Well, GOOD and BAD news

GOOD news:

Intercooler pipes aren't cracked, solid as a rock (albeit a little muddy ). Also, checked under car and in boot and can't smell any fuel. Also checked pipes quickly and none appear wet / leaking

BAD news:

What the hell is causing my fuel problems????

Dave

[SFC]

After seeing what he did to Spirit's car in the HWH car park last month :eek:

There was bugger all left by the time he'd finished, and the pile of stuff not required by the car was scary :eek:

:thumbs:

:D excellent work, I'm hoping chris is doing something similar to mine today :thumbs:

More categories:

leading thread killer
longest word wielder
least intelligible

(desperately trying to find something I might get nominated for :rolleyes: )

[JB]

And easily taken by JB :)

:thumbs:


PNo prizes for who'd pick up the Perveyor Of the Most Drunken Shite Award though eh Yeager :wack:

[Grim]

:thumbs:


PNo prizes for who'd pick up the Perveyor Of the Most Drunken Shite Award though eh Yeager :wack:

Spirit is in the running for that one too :nod:

[Cath]

Most educating person ^^^

[JB]

Most educating person ^^^
Er, don't you mean the one who'se most able to cut and paste from other websites :nod: :ghey:

[Cath]

but if he didn't who would.......

[JB]

but if he didn't who would.......

er....... :sleep:






















;)

[Tenman]

Best JB baiter?, Deathstar?
Most prolific non SX owning poster, Deathstar could be after Leon's crown here

[Vez]

Biggest Bulletin Board fcukup - Steve Carter for deleting AndyF's account.

Another nomitation for unluckiest person - Matt_J - when will it end!!!

:ghey: Paint job - Bigtone

The "peoples champion" - Hadyn

[JB]

The "peoples chump" - Hadyn

That's not very nice :no:

;)

[Vez]

Roflmfao :D

[Deacon]

i want the tenman nominations !

[Grim]

Er, don't you mean the one who'se most able to cut and paste from other websites :nod: :ghey:

i'll have you know, i have two monitors here and i type out the gfff on one, while reading the other one.

i tried to cut and paste, but one is a 17" and the other is a 15" flat panel. it would just look silly. :p

[Vez]

Person least likely to turn up to anything event though they have said they will - Stuymac

[StuyMac]

If theres an award Ill be there to collect :D



Then again.......... ;)

[Tenman]

Person least likely to turn up to anything event though they have said they will - Stuymac

OI!!!, should be me getting that one...

I didn't even turn up to the Rolling Road that I found out about, made contact with (etc)

[Vez]

Nah, Stuy has YEARS of experience with this one ;)

[Stidi]

Person least likely to turn up to anything event though they have said they will - Stuymac


If theres an award Ill be there to collect :D



Then again.......... ;)

Genius :notworthy :clap: :notworthy

[Jonny]

Services Above and Beyond the Call of Duty - Dunk's old company car.
Unluckiest person 2005 advance nomination - whichever poor person buys Dunk's old company car

[Sideways Danny]

Man most likely to leave your engine bay devoid of half its contents...

Steve Carter :eek:

After seeing what he did to Spirit's car in the HWH car park last month :eek:



There was bugger all left by the time he'd finished, and the pile of stuff not required by the car was scary :eek:

:thumbs:ahem, that was me too :D :D :D didn't feel like re-fitting the fan cowling so we persuaded Amy it was just extra weight :D :D :D

[hadyn]

The "peoples champion" - Hadyn

I'd prefer the title "John Rambo of the SXOC" but you cant have everything ;) :D

[Gary]

Best JB baiter?, Deathstar?
Most prolific non SX owning poster, Deathstar could be after Leon's crown here


I'm hurt :eek: ;)

[sroberts]

Do I get a prize if I actually get to billing this year :D

Si :)

[disco-tom]

Do I get a sympathy prize for not being able to come? :(

[Jim]

Do I get a prize if I actually get to billing this year :D

Si :)
Yup you get to look at the wheels on my car ;) :p

[Tenman]

I'm hurt :eek: ;)


what???, your an amature, you aint even hit 2K posts yet ;)

[sroberts]

:cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: Biatch.... gonna edit your post ;) :D :whip:

Si :)

[Vez]

Most unlikely to turn up to billing due to careless parking - sroberts

[GmasterT]

I'd prefer the title "Dale Winton of the SXOC" but you cant have everything ;) :D

Fair enough... :ghey:

[hadyn]

Fair enough... :ghey:

says he who used to have a pic of that super camp geeza from antique hunt or whatever it was, on your avatar! :wack: :wack: :wack: :wack: :rolleyes:

Gmaster - you cant contain me my son, dont get a boost just cuz Nismo Mark has retired from trying to shut me down :wack: :D ;) :wave:

[Tenman]

Most likely to have a fcuked engine next month : Vez - judging by the clouds of shite and obvious overfuelling at Japfest in his never ending quest for flames

[yeager]

Most drunk?

[arry]

Most drunk?

is that most OFTEN drunk or just the most drunk on one particular occasion?




fcuk it - it dont matter really you still win either way :D

[yeager]

is that most OFTEN drunk or just the most drunk on one particular occasion?
fcuk it - it dont matter really you still win either way :D

:)

:hic:

[GmasterT]

Errr, I think youve forgotten spirit.

Not as often drunk, but often more so... ;) :D

[Aitch]

Errr, I think youve forgotten spirit.

Not as often drunk, but often more so... ;) :D
Might have to put this one to the vote. :wack:

[matt_j]

.

Another nomitation for unluckiest person - Matt_J - when will it end!!!



Yes i could well agree with that:D:D:D:D FFS what a shite year....

why do we have awards for a year in the midle of.....the year? :confused: :confused: :confused:

I pray my luck holds up, now with a 200 and its gotta get better :thumbs:

[docwra]

Yes i could well agree with that:D:D:D:D FFS what a shite year....

why do we have awards for a year in the midle of.....the year? :confused: :confused: :confused:



Silverest Back?? :wack:

[GmasterT]

says he who used to have a pic of that super camp geeza from antique hunt or whatever it was, on your avatar! :wack: :wack: :wack: :wack: :rolleyes:

Gmaster - you cant contain me my son, dont get a boost just cuz Nismo Mark has retired from trying to shut me down :wack: :D ;) :wave:

David Dickenson aint camp! He's an eccentric character & an expert in his field.

I am merely here to assist mark... He cant 'reply' to you and super mod at the same time!!!

Ah! Another unluckiest nomination... Nismo Mark!
Person who most wants his 200sx to be a skyline... Haydn :whip: :ghey:

[matt_j]

Silverest Back?? :wack:
dam you you just keep popping up here dont you doc:D:D:D;)

[Mark]

cuz Nismo Mark has retired from trying to shut me down :wack: :D ;) :wave:

I can shut you down at the press of a button, its just you havent given me reason to :p


Anyway, S14 most likely to be seen at a petrol station - Dave S :D

[arry]

thats a goodun mark :nod: :D

[Cath]

fed up of seeing snide hostility between members - me :(

[Sibbers]

fed up of seeing snide hostility between members - me :(

whats going on with your avatar? looks like you've broken down ??!

...and I want to nominate myself as the biggest numpty :)

[matt_j]

fed up of seeing snide hostility between members - me :(

what sort of award is that?

[Sideways Danny]

member most likely to get Carter out of the shit at silverstone :wave: :wave:

[arry]

member most likely to get Carter out of the shit at silverstone :wave: :wave:

I didnt know the marshall with the fire extinguisher had registered? :confused::D