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Billy
05-12-2001, 02:56
It was my missuses birthday yesterday (4th) and I asked her what she wanted, to which she replied,

"I want some wood...."

My eyes lite up,

"I'll do my best!"

Turns out she wants me to build a new staircase. http://300zx.co.uk/200sx/ubb/frown.gif


So, does anyone know of any good sources of info on this elevational apogee of arborial transmogrification?
We're talking winders here too, not just a straight flight! This is going to really stretch my O-level woodwork.
I'm appropriately tooled up (ie. router) but I want to gaze at some drawings first.

I don't really expect any answers to this, but it's 3am and I'm bored.

How sad is that?

andyf
05-12-2001, 06:29
Well if you ever need to design a mezzanine, I can certainly help in the planning stage! They're a hobby of mine!

andyf
05-12-2001, 06:30
Hey actually that's quite cool because you'd need a staircase to get to the mezzanine level... ooh.. sorry can't help there.

Jezz_S13
05-12-2001, 09:05
Billy two things.

1, Ignore AndyF, he's still P!ssed.
2, Ha unlucky mate! http://300zx.co.uk/200sx/ubb/tongue.gif

If I find a suitable attachment to send to you today I will.

Jezz.

docwra
05-12-2001, 10:41
My mate the scaff just nicked an entire staircase from a building site to put in his gaff (unassembled, of course http://300zx.co.uk/200sx/ubb/rolleyes.gif )
We had top fun "uninstalling" the old one with a petrol chainsaw and some hammers http://300zx.co.uk/200sx/ubb/biggrin.gif


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gentlemen prefer blondes ......

Billy
05-12-2001, 10:52
Originally posted by Jezz_S13:
Billy two things.

1, Ignore AndyF, he's still P!ssed.
2, Ha unlucky mate! http://300zx.co.uk/200sx/ubb/tongue.gif

If I find a suitable attachment to send to you today I will.

Jezz.

Hey, I'm going to ignore ANYONE who cites "Designing Mezzanine Floors" as a hobby! Very, very odd. http://300zx.co.uk/200sx/ubb/eek.gif

I hope you mean e-mail attachment, and not just a bit of hoover pipe (or shrink tubing with a hairdryer!).

Of course, I won't be able to open it.... http://300zx.co.uk/200sx/ubb/frown.gif

Jezz_S13
05-12-2001, 11:04
LOL @ sex aids. http://300zx.co.uk/200sx/ubb/biggrin.gif

I am off to the 'Dam next week if you have any special perverse requests.
Other than the green stuff of course that'd be illegal.

Billy
05-12-2001, 11:40
Yeah!

Keep your boots on and sing "the chicken song" in Italian with a parsnip up your butt, when sampling the 'pink goods'.

And I want pictures...... http://300zx.co.uk/200sx/ubb/eek.gif

Nathan_200sx
05-12-2001, 14:55
Originally posted by Jezz_S13:
LOL @ sex aids. http://300zx.co.uk/200sx/ubb/biggrin.gif

I am off to the 'Dam next week if you have any special perverse requests.
Other than the green stuff of course that'd be illegal.
Speaking of sex aids, anyone go to Erotica at the weekend? http://300zx.co.uk/200sx/ubb/wink.gif



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Me at weekends!!!
Praying to the darklords to stop breaking my car!