View Full Version : Are women mad ?
My personal, bitter, twisted, experiences would tend to encourage me to conclude YES.
But, I'm quite prepared to believe there are women out there, completely devoid of phsycotic abnormalities, compulsive shopping disorders, shoe collecting syndrome, bitching, etc. etc etc.
Can anyone honestly say, hand on heart, excluding the non-procreative act of copulation, there is any point whatever in women ?
It's just... well... I just ain't convinced.
Someone rescue me from my cycnical twisted mentality http://300zx.co.uk/200sx/ubb/biggrin.gif
(well it does say non 200sx related chat)
Tom
Originally posted by Tom_S14:
[B I'm quite prepared to believe there are women out there, completely devoid of phsycotic abnormalities, compulsive shopping disorders, shoe collecting syndrome, bitching, etc. etc etc.
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No, some just hide it better......
My bitch cant hide as good as she thought. I just went up to the bedroom and she was fast asleep. In the bottom of the wardrobe I counted 33 pairs of F****** shoes. Now I only have 6 pairs. But then again anything over 300yds, I use the car. Now all I have to do is find tyres that last as long as my shoes ! http://300zx.co.uk/200sx/ubb/smile.gif
That's it.. come on... Let's get mysoginistic (long word for hating women).
It'll be like a therapy session, I need bitch tits. The first rule is... http://300zx.co.uk/200sx/ubb/biggrin.gif
I'm right, completely right. I take my inspiration from Tony Benn. I missed my calling, I should be standing in Hyde park preaching to the masses. If I lived in the USA I could get a cable TV channel all to myself. WOW http://300zx.co.uk/200sx/ubb/biggrin.gif
Tom
BMW drivers are ******s, FWD is cr@p, women are irrational. Just facts of life, not a declaration of misogyny (correctly spelled word for hating women).
Sorry, I've just got up...... http://300zx.co.uk/200sx/ubb/wink.gif
Jezz_S13
17-11-2001, 13:45
My missus is not mad in the slightest, she's amazingly down to earth. I'm a very lucky man!!!! http://300zx.co.uk/200sx/ubb/smile.gif
However all my previous women have been real fukwits and all of the above Tom. Oh most of my mates missus' are fuked up too.
dave mca
17-11-2001, 23:56
(ssshhh whisper) your not alone m8. my mrs is a total nutcase too. (ssshhh end whisper)
http://www.nissanmotorsport.co.uk
[This message has been edited by dave mca (edited 17-11-2001).]
*worried coz noticed missus clocking URL for here the other day*
I actually ended up dousing my missus with a bottle of Stella, then smashing it at her feet on Saturday http://300zx.co.uk/200sx/ubb/mad.gif
So, yes http://300zx.co.uk/200sx/ubb/biggrin.gif
I still love her tho http://300zx.co.uk/200sx/ubb/smile.gif
P.S that was actually a really good thing to do - i was laughing so much after that I couldnt be angry with her anymore http://300zx.co.uk/200sx/ubb/smile.gif
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92 200SX, grey
K+N 57i (Im ready for max power now!!)
Bit of ICE, cant be arsed to take the dash off to put more in
Manual, for I have the stick in the middle of my car and in the middle of my legs
Never refuse a challenge!!
gentlemen prefer blondes ......
Jezz_S13
19-11-2001, 11:37
Originally posted by docwra:
I actually ended up dousing my missus with a bottle of Stella, then smashing it at her feet on Saturday http://300zx.co.uk/200sx/ubb/mad.gif
I still love her tho http://300zx.co.uk/200sx/ubb/smile.gif
You charmer!
[This message has been edited by Jezz_S13 (edited 19-11-2001).]
Catherine
19-11-2001, 11:56
We are lovely creatures who are always right http://300zx.co.uk/200sx/ubb/smile.gif
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So many tall men, so little time.
ONLY a woman can:
Make you feel guilty whan she physically injures you.
Sleep with her ex behind your back and neglect to tell you, then pretend she thought you knew about it and were ok with it all along.
Pretend to be having a relatinoship with you until she sees another bloke she likes while at the pub, and blatantly ignores you all night then goes off and pulls him.
Expect you to hold a text conversation while driving home from work, and if you can't fly off the handle.
Get away with forgetting your birthday (imagine what would happen the other way round!)
Turn your friends against you.
And finally - Only a woman can get away with inviting her best (female) mate round to play with you too... http://300zx.co.uk/200sx/ubb/biggrin.gif
So there are some benefits!
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