Its a cracker!

[The_Boy_Mac]

This may be a little late now but whats the best jokes everyone got in their crackers this year - i will start it off!!

What drives round your laundry basket at 100mph ?
Honda Pants

[Nathan_200sx]

Why did the nurse tip toe past the medican cabinet?


She didnt want to wake the sleeping pill's

Groan, how the hell did I remember that?

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Nathan
Red S13 few bit's n bobs 330ish BHP
Dont get even -- Get odd!!!

[docwra]

these two are actually quite good:

Whats green and hard??
A frog with a knife

How do you turn a duck into a soul singer??
Put it in the Microwave until its Bill Withers

Or for the sicker end of the market:
What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection??
A quarter pounder with cheese http://300zx.co.uk/200sx/ubb/eek.gif

http://300zx.co.uk/200sx/ubb/biggrin.gif http://300zx.co.uk/200sx/ubb/biggrin.gif http://300zx.co.uk/200sx/ubb/biggrin.gif http://300zx.co.uk/200sx/ubb/biggrin.gif
Ithanyouwwwwww!

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92 200SX, grey
K+N 57i (Im ready for max power now!!)
Jap spec engine fitted by yours truly
Nismo paddle clutch
Uprated cams
Bit of ICE, cant be arsed to take the dash off to put more in
Never refuse a challenge!!
gentlemen prefer blondes ......

[AshT_200]

Why is David Beckham a skinhead?

Cos Posh was told that if she shaved her tw@t, her sexlife would improve. http://300zx.co.uk/200sx/ubb/biggrin.gif

[Nathan_200sx]

Originally posted by antmcp:
Why is David Beckham a skinhead?

Cos Posh was told that if she shaved her tw@t, her sexlife would improve. http://300zx.co.uk/200sx/ubb/biggrin.gif

What bloody crakers did you have? http://300zx.co.uk/200sx/ubb/biggrin.gif


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Nathan
Red S13 few bit's n bobs 330ish BHP
Dont get even -- Get odd!!!