How gay are you [Archive] - SXOC Bulletin Board

Avinitlarge

28-10-2001, 23:28

This is Mrs Avinitlarge. I took the test and it says Im 37% gay which is above average for a woman. The average is 32%. Wot do you reckon this means? Owt or nowt?

cadburys man

29-10-2001, 00:53

Well i'm 29%
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Billy

29-10-2001, 01:44

I'm only (only?) 17% gay.

And I thought I was in touch with my feminine side.....

oafyuf

29-10-2001, 23:41

****, I got 45% gay... "That's gayer than average for someone of your gender and supposed orientation. The typical straight guy is only 39% gay!"
Well, I am sex-starved at the moment AND I drive an '80s hairdesser's car.

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Billy

30-10-2001, 00:50

Originally posted by oafyuf:
****, I got 45% gay... "That's gayer than average for someone of your gender and supposed orientation. The typical straight guy is only 39% gay!"
Well, I am sex-starved at the moment AND I drive an '80s hairdesser's car.

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oafyuf

31-10-2001, 08:23

LOL!! http://300zx.co.uk/200sx/ubb/smile.gif http://300zx.co.uk/200sx/ubb/smile.gif http://300zx.co.uk/200sx/ubb/smile.gif http://300zx.co.uk/200sx/ubb/smile.gif http://300zx.co.uk/200sx/ubb/smile.gif http://300zx.co.uk/200sx/ubb/smile.gif http://300zx.co.uk/200sx/ubb/smile.gif
(up to the maximum of 8 smilies allowed on this BB)

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oafyuf

31-10-2001, 08:23

SteveCarter200

31-10-2001, 10:27

22%, phew, at least I'm not a raging shirt lifter like oafyuf. http://300zx.co.uk/200sx/ubb/biggrin.gif http://300zx.co.uk/200sx/ubb/biggrin.gif http://300zx.co.uk/200sx/ubb/biggrin.gif

AshT_200

31-10-2001, 10:41

23% Phew!

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Chris_Lacey

31-10-2001, 14:21

34% Gay?!! WTF... I guess that's one doing drama in college does for you!

Still, Oafyuf is gayer by far :P

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AshT_200

31-10-2001, 14:24

And I'd heard that Southend was the Poof capital of Essex http://300zx.co.uk/200sx/ubb/biggrin.gif

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Bean

31-10-2001, 15:17

27% hmmmmmm?

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Jezz_S13

31-10-2001, 16:00

28%, bugger me http://300zx.co.uk/200sx/ubb/redface.gif http://300zx.co.uk/200sx/ubb/biggrin.gif is that all?

Me missus will be pleased. http://300zx.co.uk/200sx/ubb/biggrin.gif http://300zx.co.uk/200sx/ubb/biggrin.gif

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crazy_eddie

31-10-2001, 19:04

Seem to be 25% bugger now my missus has got ideas of a threesome.

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Jezz_S13

31-10-2001, 19:49

Yeah, but Eddie, get your missus to do it, and maybe she'll come out as 35%+ then you can start having the same idea. http://300zx.co.uk/200sx/ubb/wink.gif

JackaL

01-11-2001, 13:03

I'm 23% http://300zx.co.uk/200sx/ubb/frown.gif

Apparently below average, but still enough to worry me!

Right, who fancies a good beer-and-lesbian-porno-fest? http://300zx.co.uk/200sx/ubb/biggrin.gif

StuyMac

01-11-2001, 13:20

19%!!!

Which makes me less gay than average http://300zx.co.uk/200sx/ubb/confused.gif

Surely you are either gay or not gay though??

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Christian

02-11-2001, 09:45

Originally posted by StuyMac:
19%!!!

Which makes me less gay than average http://300zx.co.uk/200sx/ubb/confused.gif

Surely you are either gay or not gay though??

Damn... 27%
Less than average.. but more than enough for me http://300zx.co.uk/200sx/ubb/smile.gif

Which of the girls in the last question did you choose?
Far right for me

Jezz_S13

02-11-2001, 09:54

'cos you're a scouser Stuy, you just hide it well http://300zx.co.uk/200sx/ubb/smile.gif http://300zx.co.uk/200sx/ubb/smile.gif http://300zx.co.uk/200sx/ubb/smile.gif http://300zx.co.uk/200sx/ubb/biggrin.gif http://300zx.co.uk/200sx/ubb/biggrin.gif

BigMac

02-11-2001, 10:02

17% gay, apparently 98% of people who took the test were gayer (if thats a word)

...and thats from someone who used to owned an mx5!!! albeit a supercharged one...

docwra

02-11-2001, 10:47

I was reading some American survey, and it said that the mx-5 was the third best car for gay men to drive, and the second best for straight women
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Billy

02-11-2001, 15:25

Originally posted by docwra:
I was reading some American survey, and it said that the mx-5 was the third best car for gay men to drive, and the second best for straight women

What were the first two?!!

...not that I need to know or anything....

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docwra

02-11-2001, 15:38

The top one for gay guys was a VW Jetta (dunno why) and number 2 was a beetle

Richy_Boy

02-11-2001, 17:36

You are 27% GAY!

Hmmm ok.

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Billy

02-11-2001, 20:54

Originally posted by docwra:
The top one for gay guys was a VW Jetta (dunno why) and number 2 was a beetle

Because it's a Rabbit with an accomodating back end..... http://300zx.co.uk/200sx/ubb/tongue.gif

Can't explain the Beetle though, unless it's to do with the indicators being good hand-grips..... http://300zx.co.uk/200sx/ubb/biggrin.gif

Leon

27-12-2003, 17:12

Christ, theres like a million questions!
52%
LOL

PhilMorrison

27-12-2003, 17:28

You are 27% GAY! hmmm :D I thought I was alot gayer than that :D

27-12-2003, 17:42

Could not have got much worse, kind of explains why i can't get a girl.

C.

Leon

27-12-2003, 17:45

Originally posted by Cookie
Could not have got much worse, kind of explains why i can't get a girl.

C.

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All depends on how you look at it.

If you got 0% then you're a big butch bloke and lots of women like that.
If you got 100% then you are a real sweetie who will listen all afternoon, cry in weepie films and have a really lovable soft side.

Either one a winner :thumbs:

Infinity

27-12-2003, 17:46

36% - Below average :thumbs:

Jut

27-12-2003, 17:48

Originally posted by Starionman
:(
All depends on how you look at it.

If you got 0% then you're a big butch bloke and lots of women like that.
If you got 100% then you are a real sweetie who will listen all afternoon, cry in weepie films and have a really lovable soft side.

Either one a winner :thumbs:

True,Got 63% anyhow. Not realy that bothered as its all relative as to how truley you answer the questions.

C.

Sibbers

27-12-2003, 17:51

I got 49% which probably means I get to listen to the girls tell me about their bastid fellas that treat them too mean. Soddin' hell, why didn't I get the "you're a complete cnut - 0%" score? :p

MattyGee

27-12-2003, 19:12

29% gay

:wack:

Dave_S

27-12-2003, 19:14

Gah another one I can't do from work :(

I think I took this before and got about 35% :)

Dave

Aitch

27-12-2003, 19:26

Originally posted by Starionman
:(
All depends on how you look at it.

If you got 0% then you're a big butch bloke and lots of women like that.
If you got 100% then you are a real sweetie who will listen all afternoon, cry in weepie films and have a really lovable soft side.

Either one a winner :thumbs:

But if you're 50% gay you could be a big butch bloke who cries in weepy films - is that good?:confused:

Leon

27-12-2003, 19:48

Originally posted by Aitch
But if you're 50% gay you could be a big butch bloke who cries in weepy films - is that good?:confused:

or a girly boy who can fix an engine with his eyes closed...

Aitch

27-12-2003, 19:50

Originally posted by Starionman
or a girly boy who can fix an engine with his eyes closed...

...do they cry in films?:confused: :confused:

Leon

27-12-2003, 19:55

Originally posted by Aitch
...do they cry in films?:confused: :confused:

depends on two factors:
1) whether the film deserves tears
2) whether you are poking them with a specially adapted and sharpened spoon

ChrisGee

27-12-2003, 19:58

Originally posted by MattyGee
29% gay

:wack:

So was I how strange :thumbs:

Chris_Gee

Aitch

27-12-2003, 19:58

Originally posted by Starionman
depends on two factors:
1) whether the film deserves tears
2) whether you are poking them with a specially adapted and sharpened spoon

LOL. Silly me, should have realised!!

MeLLoN Stu

27-12-2003, 20:03

18% truffle puncher :indiff:

Leon

27-12-2003, 20:09

Originally posted by MeLLoN Stu
18% truffle puncher :indiff:

:eek: how rude...

but if you are shitting truffles, no need for a pig. Head off to the market and fire some out...

Woody

27-12-2003, 20:21

40% gay
and i do cry in films !:cry:

Brother Bear ffs :o :o :annoyed:

Leon

27-12-2003, 20:29

good to see so many SXOC men in touch with their feminine side.
or should have be touching up their feminine side?

wacomuk

28-12-2003, 02:12

28% for me

amnesia

01-01-2004, 20:02

35%

which is OK considering I nearly bought an MR2 instead of a 200.

Phew - that would have bumped it up a bit.

:D:D:D

haulinass

01-01-2004, 20:26

18% turd burglar....

WESTY

01-01-2004, 20:52

You are 24% GAY!

That's less gay than average for someone of your gender and supposed orientation. The typical straight guy is 39% gay!

Too Right :nod: :D

Mint_Sauce

01-01-2004, 21:16

38% gay.... seems a lot to me. Maybe I should throw my 12" dildo away?... :D

Aitch

01-01-2004, 21:30

Finally plucked up the courage to do the test - 27% which I didn't think was too bad!!!:wack: :wack:

Dave_S

01-01-2004, 22:13

Oops 20%

Apparently that makes me not right :wack:

Dave

MeLLoN Stu

01-01-2004, 22:20

Originally posted by Dave_S
Oops 20% straight :eek:

Apparently that makes me not right :wack:

Dave

i always suspected :D

Rambo stalker

02-01-2004, 00:24

You are 25% GAY!

That's less gay than average for someone of your gender and supposed orientation. The typical straight guy is 39% gay!
Here's how you compare:

people less gay than you (20%)
people just as gay as you (5%)
people gayer than you (74%)

Based on the 4,321,828 submissions before you.