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ScoobyDoo
15-05-2004, 19:16
Oh dear.... :no: :no: :no:

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=38786&item=7901722125

"Introducing Great Britain's greatest fun ever is right here in front of you"

"THIS DEVICE IS AN INNOVATIVE PIECE OF MACHINERY"

"THIS DEVICE WILL MAKE HITTING YOUR GAS PEDAL A WHOLE NEW EXPERIENCE!! "
Kenji
15-05-2004, 20:36
:down: :no:
DeSaint
16-05-2004, 01:41
i wonder if it can make my diesel motor sound like a turdo diesel because

( IT'S ADJUSTABLE!!) :nod:

what a bag of shite :thumbs:
voodoo_melon
16-05-2004, 01:47
WHEN YOU HIT THE GAS, AIR IS BLOWN OUT OF YOUR EXAHUST AT HIGH PRESSURES. WHEN YOUR EXHAUST AIR HITS THE SOUND DEVICE, IT WILL PRODUCE A HIGH PITCH, OR LOW PITCH(DEPENDING ON HOW YOU ADJUST IT) "SPOOLING" SOUND...So it doesn't actually sound like a turbo then? This is the sort of thing that would go nicely alongside a turbozet :rolleyes:


£35 to much for this item m8 please go and buy real turbo system for £2.500 okey your car will be faster but sound will be the sameThat's the point of a turbo, retard :rolleyes:
Dave_S
16-05-2004, 02:14
OMFG their grammer is classic :D

"Introducing Great Britain's greatest fun ever is right here in front of you"

:notworthy :D :D :D

Goddamn I wish you could leave feedback on ebay if you haven't paid :D

Dave
Dave_S
16-05-2004, 02:16
Oh jesus they get better :D

"PEOPLE DRIVING NEXT TO YOU WILL BE WONDERING IF YOUR CAR IS SOME TYPE OF PROTOTYE!!!--IN MOST CASES IT ACTUALLY SOUNDED BETTER THAN AN AFTERMARKET TURBO !!

--THE SOUND BEING EMITTED IS SO PRECISE, IT PLAYS A TYPE OF "TRICK" ON THE EAR!!!..."

ROFLMAO :D

Dave
Dave_S
16-05-2004, 02:18
I'm sorry, last one :D

"This is the same device used by big movie companies when they want a normally aspirated car to sound heavily turbo-charged (you really think they are going to spend all that extra time and money turbocharging every car on the set)?! When a movie is made, there are at least 10-20 replicas of the same car, this would cost a big part of their budget (apprx.£35,000£50,000)so they use turbo whistlers for back-up cars and get the same turbo spool sound for action packed scenes"

What a load of fcuking shite :indiff: Do you really think they record the sound of the car they're driving around? cockbite :rolleyes:

Dave
teamcapsule
16-05-2004, 09:15
Kind of reminds me of this video.

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/bubbrubb.wmv

:smash: :D :ghey:
ScoobyDoo
16-05-2004, 09:46
Kind of reminds me of this video.

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/bubbrubb.wmv

:smash: :D :ghey:

OMG :eek: I hope they never get over here :no:


Its like da Wooo Wooooooo ya kna what Im saying?
Terror
16-05-2004, 09:54
Jesus. How can anyone think thats cool? What a bunch of gimps.
Parker
16-05-2004, 10:07
They had those in Redline ages ago in their new parts section. They said something like "who would want a kettle whistle on a stick shoved up their exhaust?" :no:
JB
16-05-2004, 11:08
:ghey: :hurl: :ghey:
SR20DET
16-05-2004, 11:38
Kind of reminds me of this video.

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/bubbrubb.wmv

:smash: :D :ghey:

:eek: OMFG :ghey: :hurl:

Daniel
elvis
16-05-2004, 22:33
I think we should club 2gether and buy 1 4 Matt j's max power blue thing :) SORRY VERY BAD JOKE, uve got 2 c the funny side tho :indiff: i cant belive that turbo zorst thing how wicked :thumbs: its got 2 b my next mod after the viper stripes & chrome wheel trim covers 4 my fat 13's :thumbs:

Makes u wonda what there gona come up with next:
STOP PRESS, DONT DELAY ORDER NOW!
Toughened card board that fits in between your wheel spokes to give you that Subaru Impreza wrx rally car sound :nod:

I really have got 2 much time on my hands :ghey:
Sorry again about the blue thing dont wona start any bun fights :furious:
voodoo_melon
16-05-2004, 22:38
I think we should club 2gether and buy 1 4 Matt j's max power blue thing :) SORRY VERY BAD JOKE, uve got 2 c the funny side tho :indiff: i cant belive that turbo zorst thing how wicked :thumbs: its got 2 b my next mod after the viper stripes & chrome wheel trim covers 4 my fat 13's :thumbs: Not going for plastic spinner wheeltrims then? :wack:
elvis
16-05-2004, 22:50
Not going for plastic spinner wheeltrims then? :wack:

WOW steady eddy my budget wont stretch that far, seen as ive just splashed out on one of those 7.5in zorst trims with the built in red led's :no:
GmasterT
16-05-2004, 22:52
Not going for plastic spinner wheeltrims then? :wack:

:notworthy They're fcuking gangstar :nod:




































The make 5 door punto's & 106's look proper bling!!! :wack: :no: :hurl: :ghey:
ScoobyDoo
16-05-2004, 22:55
Not going for plastic spinner wheeltrims then? :wack:

I saw then on a corsa tonight, it looked like fcuking Ben Hur's charriot with his 'weapons' sticking out about 2" from the line of the car.

Im sure the law will change after the first spinner related accident :furious:
elvis
16-05-2004, 22:59
:notworthy They're fcuking gangstar :nod:

Word up brother looks proper bo, keepin it gangstar 24/7 4 real ruff like a ninja :clap:




































The make 5 door punto's & 106's look proper bling!!! :wack: :no: :hurl: :ghey:
GmasterT
16-05-2004, 23:07
quoting me?

Sorry?! :confused: :D :wave:
elvis
16-05-2004, 23:13
I saw then on a corsa tonight, it looked like fcuking Ben Hur's charriot with his 'weapons' sticking out about 2" from the line of the car.

Im sure the law will change after the first spinner related accident :furious:

Hey u mite have somethin there! instead of cruises u could meet up once a week and fight 2 the death in Mc d's car park and then get judged from 1 to 10, to c which saxo's got the 'gayest granny slaying at bus stops' spinny shit!!

What u rekon Hit or Miss?
elvis
16-05-2004, 23:19
Sorry?! :confused: :D :wave:

No m8 i wasnt mockin, i wrote somethin light harted and witty about keepin it gangstar 24/7 and bein ruff like a ninja but i didnt come out on the forum :thumbs: