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i mean where else in britain do birds go out in short skirts and tiny tops at the slightest hint of sunshine
i was in the van all morning i must have nearly crashed 4 times :eek: but the blart was fabuless
i even saw matt s and steve carter in shorts :eek: :hurl: not a pretty site :D
brighton.
lots of birds virtually bounding out of their dresses. had i been str8 i would have been str8 i'm sure. if you get my drift.
oh yeah i'm so crude. but it is the sabbath :nod:
brighton
is that in essex???
excuse my ingorance but down south is down south!!! :)
essex is ace, spent a summer down there workin, cant tell you how many women i got with:D:D:D:D
oh yeah i seen matt s in shorts and steve c in nowt but shorts :eek:
since the billing 3 years ago they have sorted eachother out tho:D
is that in essex???
excuse my ingorance but down south is down south!!! :)
the question was:
i mean where else in britain do birds go out in short skirts and tiny tops at the slightest hint of sunshine
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so i'm right
i mean where else in britain do birds go out in short skirts and tiny tops at the slightest hint of sunshine
Well i guess that would be where there are any red blooded young men looking to enhance the gene pool!!!!....
but from what ive seen tonight most would be contaminating it!!...or maybe i'm just becoming a grumpy old git!
mattygti-r
25-04-2004, 01:02
essex is great, :thumbs: esp Bas Vagas
and u dont have to wait till summer to see them in that type of clothing lol
Rude Dog
25-04-2004, 01:07
and u dont have to wait till summer to see them in that type of clothing lol
How true, Mrs Rude had a go at me for checking out the females yesterday when we were out in the car. Cant find my dark wraparound sunglasses so I cant look on the sly any more :cry:
mattygti-r
25-04-2004, 01:10
lol anyone go over Festival Park tonight....basically :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :thumbs:
TimmyTock
25-04-2004, 02:50
ffs, why didnt i go out in colchester tonight? would have been blazin with totty! guess i'll have to wait til fresh meat night, er er i mean tuesday down the slapodrome for all those in the know!
ffs, why didnt i go out in colchester tonight? would have been blazin with totty! guess i'll have to wait til fresh meat night, er er i mean tuesday down the slapodrome for all those in the know!
as the saying goes "if you cant get laid in braintree you cant get laid nowhere" *snigger* :D colchester birds are stuck up cows that why i look futher afield like chelmsford and dagenham(shagged a lap dancer from there for 6 months she didnt know the word "no")
mattpayne
25-04-2004, 08:34
I do like our little county for dirty slags... :D short skirts, small tops and slut shoes :D summer is great :D
Will you stop talkin dirty 'bout ma bitches please!:D :wack:
TimmyTock
25-04-2004, 11:17
as the saying goes "if you cant get laid in braintree you cant get laid nowhere" *snigger* :D colchester birds are stuck up cows that why i look futher afield like chelmsford and dagenham(shagged a lap dancer from there for 6 months she didnt know the word "no")
holy sh*t, :eek: god damnit i'm gonna have to wait til next week to get down there!
ScoobyDoo
25-04-2004, 16:15
If the weathers nice you cant beat Southend Seafront on a Saturday night, all the totty sniffing round and a few nice cars to boot!
gaz.thomas
25-04-2004, 17:59
Newcastle is better - the lasses up there don't bother waiting until the sun comes out - little tops and greyhound skirts in February :thumbs:
Gaz
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mattygti-r
25-04-2004, 18:04
er they dont down here either
Yup Newcastle is defo the place to be, who needs hot weather eh?
Sun, snow, wind, rain it's all the same up here :)
Great :eek: :thumbs: :nod: :smitten: :cool:
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