vinny_vice
10-03-2004, 15:58
I work for a card protection company. We insure people against fraud, lost purses etc etc. Here are some of the better reasons for claims I pulled off our database (and all of them are worryingly real):
BRUGLED WHILE ON HOLIDAY
15 MONTH OLD SON MISPLACED CARD
GENERALLY CAN NOT FIND THEM
CARD DROPPED /MISLAID- CHEWED BY DOGS
CARD EATEN
CARD EATEN BY DOG
CARD EATEN BY MACHINE
CARD EATEN BY TELEPHONE
CARD STOLEN AND CHEWED BY DOG
GAVE CARD TO SON TO USE IN SHOP
GIRLFRIEND LEFT HIM
GIRLFRIEND THREW CARDS IN FIRE
GRILLED PURSE
GROSS NEGLIGENCE
HAM BAG STOLEN
HAMBAG STOLEN
HANDBAG BROKEN INTO
HANDBAG CUT OFF ARM
HANDBAG CUT OF SHOLDER
HANDBAG FALLEN FROM CAR WHILE DRIVING
HANDBAG RIPPED OFF HER ARM
IN A PLANE CRASH
SHIP SUNK
MISLAID BY ITSELF
MUGGED AT BANK
NIECE CUT UP CARDS WHILST PLAYING
ONE CARD BEEN SWALLOWED
ONE CARD BLOWN AWAY IN WIND
P/H DRUGGED IN THAI HOUSE
PURSE MISSING (FROM TOP OF LORRY)
PURSE SET ON FIRE
PURSE THROWN IN CANAL
PUT DOWN DRAIN
TOBACCO POUCH LOST
WALLET BLOWN AWAY
WHILST RUNNING FROM TRAIN
PUT AWAY IN A SAFE PLACE
BRUGLED WHILE ON HOLIDAY
15 MONTH OLD SON MISPLACED CARD
GENERALLY CAN NOT FIND THEM
CARD DROPPED /MISLAID- CHEWED BY DOGS
CARD EATEN
CARD EATEN BY DOG
CARD EATEN BY MACHINE
CARD EATEN BY TELEPHONE
CARD STOLEN AND CHEWED BY DOG
GAVE CARD TO SON TO USE IN SHOP
GIRLFRIEND LEFT HIM
GIRLFRIEND THREW CARDS IN FIRE
GRILLED PURSE
GROSS NEGLIGENCE
HAM BAG STOLEN
HAMBAG STOLEN
HANDBAG BROKEN INTO
HANDBAG CUT OFF ARM
HANDBAG CUT OF SHOLDER
HANDBAG FALLEN FROM CAR WHILE DRIVING
HANDBAG RIPPED OFF HER ARM
IN A PLANE CRASH
SHIP SUNK
MISLAID BY ITSELF
MUGGED AT BANK
NIECE CUT UP CARDS WHILST PLAYING
ONE CARD BEEN SWALLOWED
ONE CARD BLOWN AWAY IN WIND
P/H DRUGGED IN THAI HOUSE
PURSE MISSING (FROM TOP OF LORRY)
PURSE SET ON FIRE
PURSE THROWN IN CANAL
PUT DOWN DRAIN
TOBACCO POUCH LOST
WALLET BLOWN AWAY
WHILST RUNNING FROM TRAIN
PUT AWAY IN A SAFE PLACE