Favourite Bond-ism

[Parker]

As Im watching a Bond film, I wondered what everyones favourite bond one liner is.

Mine comes from Moonraker when he ejects the head baddie out the airlock on the space staion and says "take a giant leap for mankind" Brilliant.

[GmasterT]

That one!

Dr. Jones, Christmas Jones and dont make any jokes, I've heard them all.

I dont know any doctor jokes...


:notworthy :D

[Leon]

i think i have successfully managed to forget every bond film i've ever seen.

however did like "And I thought Christmas only comes once a year" from last nights effort

[SM]

MoneyPenny "Your a cunning linguist James"

[disco-tom]

The classic, tbh!

Bond - "You expect me to talk?"

Goldfinger - "No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die!"

:nod: :nod: :nod:

[Ant]

James Bond is fantastic. I think Roger Moore was the best though. Who do you think will be the next Bond?

[MintyFresh]

Adam Sandler!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TomM]

Erm... "Bond, James Bond" and "Vodka Martini shaken not stirred" must be two of the most commonly referred-to sayings :)


Roger Moore bit ass.

1. Connery ties with Brosnan
3. Lazenby
4. Dalton
5. Bob Holness
6...
...96...
97. Roger Moore

[John Bennett]

The 2 Dalton films were the only really good ones since the earliest Connery ones IMO. At least they were remotely plausible an not just spoofy, stunts/effects showcases with naff one-liners.

On the strength of the last tired one with the invisible car I hope they just kill the series off. But then, when has artistic integrity got in the way of making money?

Sorry, film buff rant over :D .

[voodoo_melon]

Originally posted by John Bennett
On the strength of the last tired one with the invisible car I hope they just kill the series off. But then, when has artistic integrity got in the way of making money? That was just stupid. I know bond has a special spy car but driving through blocks of ice which should weigh several tonnes and not damage the car is dumb.

Goldeneye was one of my favourite Bond films :nod:

[cherry1809]

Roger moore was my favorite,although Sean was a close second.

Fave one liner....

Bikini clad water skier - "Oh,i got you all wet!"

Bond - "Thats ok,my Martini's still dry" Class :D

[JonnyBoy]

Cant remember the name, but theres one wherer Connery walks in to a room with a girl in the bath (think she's a bellydancer) and hands her a towel.

He doesnt even have to say a word - all he does is the Connery "grunt" and she falls into his arms :D

[Parker]

When interviewed, most of the other cast (Q etc) say that your favourite Bond is usually the one you see first.

[Jeedai]

I think my fave is where Connery has a fight with a baddie in abathroom, the baddie eventually ends up in the bath and is just about to grab a gun to kill our man, Bond.

Bond in his infinite wisdom grabs an electric heater and tosses into the water and electrocutes the baddie.



and the line........





"Shocking":smash: :smash: :smash:

[simonas]

Originally posted by Tombs
Erm... "Bond, James Bond" and "Vodka Martini shaken not stirred" must be two of the most commonly referred-to sayings :)


Roger Moore bit ass.

1. Connery ties with Brosnan
3. Lazenby
4. Dalton
5. Bob Holness
6...
...96...
97. Roger Moore

my favourite bond is roger

[simonas]

the line where someone says "He is attemting re-entry sir" whilst Bond is giving some bird one

[Nas]

With Dr Christmas Jones at the end....

"I thought Christmas only comes once a year"

[GrahamB]

All those feathers and he still can't fly PML:D:D:D:D

:notworthy :notworthy :notworthy

[SteA]

My favourite quote goes along the lines of:
Bond slowly comes round......
"I'm pussy galore"
Bond "Pinch me I must be dreaming"

:thumbs:

Something like that anyway. Pure class.

[Wak]

Another Classic from Connery

Girl to Bond "My name's Plenty"
Bond (looking at her chest) "Of course it is"
Girl "Plenty O'Toole"
Bond "Named after your father no doubt"

[gaz.thomas]

I like the
'No. No. No. No more foreplay'
line from goldeneye

but I think Q's got the best one:

M - 'what's he doing'
Q - 'I think he's attempting re-entry sir'

laugh my ass off at that every time.

Gaz
-x-

Ohh - I quite like 'I must be dreaming' as well.