NE1 got any Funny / rude TXT messages?

[StuyMac]

Just wondering if anyones had some really funny / rude text messages they wish to share?? http://300zx.co.uk/200sx/ubb/biggrin.gif http://300zx.co.uk/200sx/ubb/biggrin.gif

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Stu

DIY T3, FMIC, but need more power!!

[StuyMac]

......or, if they are to rude to post, you could mail them to me:

stuart.mcmaster@marconi.com

Cheers

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Stu

DIY T3, FMIC, but need more power!!

[Jeffers_S13]

I got some excellent animation type ones, only really for Nokia 3210 or 3310's though.You need big screen and be able to jump back and forth betweeen screens if you catch my drift...I got 7110, you can get the jist of them but you have to scroll up and down though and it isn't quite the same.

Email your number,

jamesjeffery1@hotmail.com

James

[kingdeacon]

text me some if you like.
07759454683

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King De@con
loadz of side ways
nutty driving!
S13 red

[David_S14]

got this one yesterday

There was a mouse called Keith
Who circumsised boys with his teeth
Didn't do it for leasure or sexual pleasure
But to get at the cheese underneath.

[docwra]

I got one the other day: (this is from memory, but youll get the gist)

"Hi there, sorry to have to ask this, but can I stay at your house for a while??
Things are a bit difficult here - Im having problems at home, and everyone seems to be out to get me, and my friends seem really pissed off.
I just want to keep my head down for a while
Cheers
Osama Bin Laden"