New girl next door

[dunc]

Whilst my next door neighbours are away in oz for a month over crimbo they are letting someone house sit for them. I am informed that she is 18 years old and works with horses for a living.

I am good at resisting temptation but I'm not a machine FFS!

Dunc.

[voodoo_melon]

Get a piccy :nod: :D

[dunc]

With or without her horsey whip?

[voodoo_melon]

Either :)

[dunc]

OK, I'll try to get her in her horsey outfit. I'll keep the without horsey kit ones for my private collection. :nod:

[Cath]

or just ask ur lovely gf to get dressed in horsey gear for u ;)

[Iain s14]

or just ask ur lovely gf to get dressed in horsey gear for u
or get both of them in horsey gear together :D

[alexjj]

Ride em cowboy! :D

[Deacon]

shag her. :)

[200sxer]

I stay away from biker girls and horsey women


hard to compete when they are used to things that powerful between their legs:(

[Cath]

Originally posted by 200sxer
I stay away from biker girls and horsey women


hard to compete when they are used to things that powerful between their legs:(


PMSL do u think :D

[gaz.thomas]

(Generally speaking)

Good thighs and arse.

Plus they've usually got their own boots and crop.

:nod:

Gaz
-x-

[200sxer]

Originally posted by Feisty Red Head
PMSL do u think :D

I have no illusions of what I am, I'm a normal man not Ron Jeremy:D

[cherry1809]

RIDING TROUSERS RIDING TROUSERS RIDING TROUSERS RIDING TROUSERS RIDING TROUSERS RIDING TROUSERS RIDING TROUSERS RIDING TROUSERS RIDING TROUSERS RIDING TROUSERS RIDING TROUSERS RIDING TROUSERS RIDING TROUSERS RIDING TROUSERS RIDING TROUSERS RIDING TROUSERS RIDING TROUSERS RIDING TROUSERS RIDING TROUSERS RIDING TROUSERS RIDING TROUSERS RIDING TROUSERS RIDING TROUSERS RIDING TROUSERS RIDING TROUSERS :D :D :D :D :D

[Deacon]

RIDING TROUSERS :nod:

full of riding bums :nod:

tight ;) :D

[docwra]

My last 5 girlfriends have all had horses :)
My current one has 3 :D
Tell you anything?? :thumbs:

They all have tight arses and thighs, good sense of rhythm, good endurance and more often than not a shitload of money - remember kids - posh ones go better :thumbs:

[dunc]

Originally posted by *DeathStar*
shag her. :)

:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

No indecision for the boy deathstar there then.

[Deacon]

i went out with a horsy rider


she wanted up the brown all the time

girl liked a bit of pain :whip: :smitten: :D

[Slipstream_ian]

Originally posted by Iain s14
or get both of them in horsey gear together :D



Get one of them to ride the other even better :p

[Cath]

Originally posted by cherry1809
Jodhpurs Jodhpurs Jodhpurs Jodhpurs Jodhpurs Jodhpurs Jodhpurs Jodhpurs Jodhpurs Jodhpurs Jodhpurs Jodhpurs Jodhpurs Jodhpurs Jodhpurs Jodhpurs Jodhpurs Jodhpurs Jodhpurs Jodhpurs Jodhpurs Jodhpurs Jodhpurs Jodhpurs Jodhpurs Jodhpurs Jodhpurs Jodhpurs Jodhpurs Jodhpurs Jodhpurs Jodhpurs Jodhpurs Jodhpurs Jodhpurs Jodhpurs Jodhpurs Jodhpurs Jodhpurs Jodhpurs Jodhpurs Jodhpurs :D :D :D :D :D

Thats better :) :thumbs:

[dunc]

Originally posted by Slipstream_ian
Get one of them to ride the other even better :p

Can't see it, but I'll try it just in case.:D

[cherry1809]

Originally posted by Feisty Red Head
Thats better :) :thumbs:

ROFLMAO:D Thats what i meant but i couldn't remeber how to spell it:D

[gaz.thomas]

Originally posted by docwra
...remember kids - posh ones go better :thumbs:

Ohhhhhhh so true :thumbs:

Gaz
-x-

[Deacon]

Originally posted by docwra
posh ones go better :thumbs:


vicky butler henderson :nod:

god i wanna shag her :cry: :D

[gaz.thomas]

Originally posted by *DeathStar*
vicky butler henderson :nod:

god i wanna shag her :cry: :D

I'm on about "proper" posh birds :rolleyes:

but I would VBH aswell

[Deacon]

SEE you would too (saw your little message)


Vicky on all 4s taking it doggy style giving out one of those horney screams :smitten:


sorry....got carryed away there :D

[Dunk]

Originally posted by docwra
remember kids - posh ones go better :thumbs:

Ooooohhhh

Dunno about that my old chum.

Having been to both ends of the social spectrum on many occasions I'd say that posh ones go no better than common ones.

The thing I will say is that Posh ones tend to be far more psychotic than common ones.... all that in-breeding ya see.

BTW - I am not posh.

[simonas]

Originally posted by *DeathStar*
i went out with a horsy rider


she wanted up the brown all the time

girl liked a bit of pain :whip: :smitten: :D

any chance of her number!!! 27 and still waiting for my brown wings!!! been promised them on wedding night!!!

[Deacon]

LOL i got my brown wings when i was 16 :D

[dunc]

Originally posted by simonas
any chance of her number!!!

I'd like her number too, but I don't think she'll be overjoyed when shes getting overrun by phonecalls from a bunch of car prevents asking if they can "do her up the ass"

[dunc]

Originally posted by *DeathStar*
LOL i got my brown wings when i was 16 :D

Lucky git:smash: :smash: :smash:

[simonas]

jammy bastard!!!!!!:thumbs:

[Deacon]

what can i say. my first kiss also gave me my first brown wing action :nod: :D :D

ah a day not to forget

laura newmarch i miss you babe :D :rolleyes:

[Vipers]

deathstar, is she from bridgewater or wellington?

[Gary]

Originally posted by simonas
any chance of her number!!! 27 and still waiting for my brown wings!!! been promised them on wedding night!!!

At least I don't feel too bad, I'm 23 and still no sign of them :)

[200sxer]

Didn't realise getting into the brownies was a big deal? Had three different g/f that gave me that badge:nod:

[Vipers]

only 20 and not even tried. altho have been... had been with my EX girlfirend for over 3 and half years we were going to then she chickened out.

another girl i know has offered her self open to me, what ever i want :nod: that was when i was with me girlfirend, this other girly didn't care i had a girlfirend she just wanted some fun, but i stayed faithfll :nod: just waiting to meet up with other girly now :thumbs:

[R33-Drifter]

Horsey riding girls are the best :smitten: :smitten: :notworthy

Got myself the most lovely one too :smitten:

[simonas]

was she 16 as well?

[Deacon]

she was 17 at the time. :D

we had are first kiss when i was 12 she was 13 :smitten: :D

we where school mates since we where 4 years old

[simonas]

quality!!!!!!!!

Brown wings conversations are great

I wil eamail this to my bird

[dunc]

Originally posted by simonas

I wil eamail this to my bird

Brown wings action is now as common place as a kiss, all the girls do it without a second thought and any girls that don't do it are missing out on loads of fun and potentially going to loose many partners by being stuborn on this.





















































(For simons benefit) :D

[Cath]

Originally posted by dunc
Brown wings action is now as common place as a kiss, all the girls do it without a second thought and any girls that don't do it are missing out on loads of fun and potentially going to loose many partners by being stuborn on this.



(For simons benefit) :D

We could email this to Linz too and then i could count how many bruises u have at the PS2 Night :D :thumbs: :wack:

[dunc]

Originally posted by Feisty Red Head
We could email this to Linz too and then i could count how many bruises u have at the PS2 Night :D :thumbs: :wack:

I would be unlikely to show at the PS2 night due to a chronic condition of death. :D

[haulinass]

im 28 and ive never had any poop chute action....am i really missing out that much?? to be honest iv'e never really persued it that much......

[Creasey]

Tsk. Getting away from the brown wings conversation, and back to the horses...

...you're better off with a poor bird than a posh horsey type, as the poor ones are more grateful and therefore far more likely to, for example, take it up the... :D

(in my experience anyway)

[Cath]

why is a person that owns a horse posh ? or have i read this wrong :confused:

[Iain s14]

because they talk with plums in their mouth, or is that slappers :confused: :D

[Creasey]

Originally posted by Feisty Red Head
why is a person that owns a horse posh ? or have i read this wrong :confused:

Cos they're bloody expensive. I'm making a distinction between horses and ponies though :)

[Cath]

Originally posted by Creasey
Cos they're bloody expensive. I'm making a distinction between horses and ponies though :)

Time consuming but not expensive :)

[Creasey]

Originally posted by haulinass
im 28 and ive never had any poop chute action....am i really missing out that much??

Not really, no. Not unless you're used to a girl who has a :censored: like a wizard's sleeve... ;)

[Dunk]

Originally posted by Feisty Red Head
Time consuming but not expensive :)


Hmmmm

How much does yer average Nag cost to:

1) Buy for a year
2) Feed for a year
3) Vets for a year
4) Farriers for a year
5) Riding clobber for a year
6) Field/Stable rental for a year

Assuming that it doesn't get cholic/go lame/mad etc

And assuming 100% write down of capital expenses with zero return from the knackers yard?

[Dunk]

Originally posted by Creasey
Not really, no. Not unless you're used to a girl who has a :censored: like a wizard's sleeve... ;)

Thats the funniest analogy I've heard this month... :wack: :thumbs: :D

[simonas]

Originally posted by dunc
Brown wings action is now as common place as a kiss, all the girls do it without a second thought and any girls that don't do it are missing out on loads of fun and potentially going to loose many partners by being stuborn on this.




(For simons benefit) :D :thumbs: :thumbs: :thumbs:

Cheers Dunc!!!:thumbs:
Creasey, the Wizards sleave... spot on saying mate:D

[Cath]

1) Buy for a year ?? depends what type ur after anything from nothing to 20k
2) Feed for a year - Bale of Hay costs £3.50 Bale of shavings £3.50 Feed £20 last me a month
3) Vets for a year - Not had anything this year (touch wood) that i need to call vets for but it can be £50 call ou fee
4) Farriers for a year £30 every 7 weeks
5) Riding clobber for a year - depends what ur after
6) Field/Stable rental for a year - £15 a week DIY can be £180 for Full Livery

Bout grand for year ?

honestly depends on what ur doing with ur horse if uits just pleasure or u do comps - comps which i do add more cost

The set up - actually getting a horse is where the money goes - after that the costs come down

Insurance - again depends on the nag £7 a month

[Creasey]

To be fair, I have double standards in that things can still seem expensive to me even though they're much less than the amount I've spent on THESE BLOODY CARS :)

[haulinass]

Originally posted by Creasey
Not really, no. Not unless you're used to a girl who has a :censored: like a wizard's sleeve... ;)
ah so no need to panic then... it's so tight that im single handedly funding ky jelly, i kid you not!
maybe thats the reason for not being to bothered about nudging the fudge.

[Creasey]

Originally posted by haulinass
im single handedly funding ky jelly

No you're not :D

Should still be ticked off the list at some point IMO, but yeah no need to panic.

[docwra]

Originally posted by Feisty Red Head

Bout grand for year ?



You are doing well. It costs closer to that a month for the birds 3 :eek: :eek: :eek:
Well, nearly .......... ;)
They are a damn sight more expensive than motorbikes and my cars anyway :indiff:

Wizards Sleeve = :thumbs:

[Stainy]

This is all well and good, but is there any correlation between horse ownership and brown wings? Cos I is getting a horsey bird if there is!:D :whip: :whip:

[Cath]

Originally posted by Stainy
This is all well and good, but is there any correlation between horse ownership and brown wings? Cos I is getting a horsey bird if there is!:D :whip: :whip:

Who can say;)

[Sideways Danny]

Originally posted by Stainy
This is all well and good, but is there any correlation between horse ownership and brown wings? Cos I is getting a horsey bird if there is!:D :whip: :whip:


:nod: :nod: :nod: :nod: :nod: :nod: :nod: :nod: :nod: :nod: :nod: :nod:

[MeLLoN Stu]

Originally posted by *DeathStar*
she was 17 at the time. :D

we had are first kiss when i was 12 she was 13 :smitten: :D

we where school mates since we where 4 years old

then she turned the other hole and sprayed water in yer face :D

deathstars first blowhole job :D PMSL :wave:

http://www.101funpages.com/html/imgs/page_imgs/funphotos/whale.jpg

Dunc : get her burst ;)

[dunc]

Originally posted by MeLLoN Stu

Dunc : get her burst ;)

:eek:

"My mates say that horsey girls take it up the dunger, fancy it?"

[Creasey]

Originally posted by Feisty Red Head
Who can say;)

Makes me wonder what the comment above your avatar means :D

[Cath]

Originally posted by Creasey
Makes me wonder what the comment above your avatar means :D

that just means "kiss my arse" :)

[Creasey]

Originally posted by Feisty Red Head
that just means "kiss my arse" :)

Close to what I was assuming, but not quite... ;)

[dunc]

How come my threads always turn filthy?

[tDR]

Originally posted by Feisty Red Head
Who can say;)

I know........................ but not telling :p

now accepting suitable bribes via pm

[tDR]

Originally posted by dunc
How come my threads always turn filthy?

cos ure on them? :nod:

[Cath]

Originally posted by ThunDeR
I know........................ but not telling :p

now accepting suitable bribes via pm

:whip:

and its cos ur dirty duncy pooooooooooooooo

[ColinR]

Ok ok........ I couldn't be bothered reading all that post, but how about me, you and Tonnie go round for a wee cruise......

Colin

[Cath]

Originally posted by ColinR
Ok ok........ I couldn't be bothered reading all that post, but how about me, you and Tonnie go round for a wee cruise......

Colin

colin u lost the plot ?:confused:

[tDR]

Originally posted by Feisty Red Head
:whip:

and its cos ur dirty duncy pooooooooooooooo

I see ure :whip: and raise u a :p

yesh Colin............... cruise to duncy poos just so we can find out more about this mystery neighbour :thumbs:

[ColinR]

Oh good call! SXOC spying session.... we could surround her and make her come out with us.... (I was gonna just say 'make her come'..... but I decided not to lower the tone with the suggestion of a mass SXOC orgy).

hehehehe

Brian I think your right.... I actually feel younger today!

Colin

[tDR]

lol 21 :smitten:

Did you know that the male body is officially rotting / decomposing when u reach 21 :wack: ............... That means I'm 2 yrs down the slippery slope already :eek: .......... think I'll pull an older bird next weekend to make myself feel better about it lolol

Mass SXOC orgy - :nod: Spit roast anyone?

[dunc]

Originally posted by ColinR
Ok ok........ I couldn't be bothered reading all that post, but how about me, you and Tonnie go round for a wee cruise......

Colin

Who was this refering to? And can I come too?

Less than a month from new ***** time - WOOOO HOOOOOO:nod:

[ColinR]

Yeh, It was aimed as a general you... as in the forum.

lol

Colin

[docwra]

Originally posted by ThunDeR
Spit roast anyone?

Well, if you like.
I'd prefer it to be a bird that I had at least been introduced to myself ;) :D

[ColinR]

Originally posted by ThunDeR
lol 21 :smitten:

Did you know that the male body is officially rotting / decomposing when u reach 21 :wack: ............... That means I'm 2 yrs down the slippery slope already :eek: .......... think I'll pull an older bird next weekend to make myself feel better about it lolol

lol!!!!

The Establishment aint gonna know what hit them!!!

Colin

[dobergoose]

Originally posted by ThunDeR

Did you know that the male body is officially rotting / decomposing when u reach 21 :wack:

Does it start in your brain?:eek:

Dunc, I think you can hazard a guess at my opinion.


Originally posted by *DeathStar*
LOL i got my brown wings when i was 16 :D
You misunderstood Deathstar, they mean you shag her **** :D :p :D

[dobergoose]

Originally posted by AdeGT4
Horsey riding girls are the best :smitten: :smitten: :notworthy

Got myself the most lovely one too :smitten:


:hurl: :hurl: :hurl: :hurl: :hurl: :hurl: :hurl: :D

[manic_mechanic]

Originally posted by Feisty Red Head
1) Buy for a year ?? depends what type ur after anything from nothing to 20k
2) Feed for a year - Bale of Hay costs £3.50 Bale of shavings £3.50 Feed £20 last me a month
3) Vets for a year - Not had anything this year (touch wood) that i need to call vets for but it can be £50 call ou fee
4) Farriers for a year £30 every 7 weeks
5) Riding clobber for a year - depends what ur after
6) Field/Stable rental for a year - £15 a week DIY can be £180 for Full Livery

Bout grand for year ?

honestly depends on what ur doing with ur horse if uits just pleasure or u do comps - comps which i do add more cost

The set up - actually getting a horse is where the money goes - after that the costs come down

Insurance - again depends on the nag £7 a month


£3:50 a bale!!!!!!!!:eek: I've never sold any for more than £2 :confused: Need to get some horsey customers instead of skint farmers, obviously!

[Cath]

Originally posted by manic_mechanic
£3:50 a bale!!!!!!!!:eek: I've never sold any for more than £2 :confused: Need to get some horsey customers instead of skint farmers, obviously!

aye £3.50 a bale but its normally good quality

saying that half way thru the winter they can stick it up to £4.50 cos they know people start to struggle and demand takes over :indiff:

[dunc]

Originally posted by ColinR
Yeh, It was aimed as a general you... as in the forum.


:cool: You know I'll soon be up for all those capers :thumbs:

[dunc]

She doesn't half keep quiet (probably been pre-warned of the perv next door), but saw her for the first time this morning. Average height, long blonde hair, slim/fit build, wearing full riding outfit :eek:

She did look a bit young though, but can't be too young if she's living and working on her own. Think I'll maybe pop in soon to introduce myself, I'll probably do it when drunk (dutch courage) and dress up as a cowboy or something to try and impress her and fit in with her horsey lifestyle :rolleyes:

Dunc.

[tDR]

pmsl........... g'wan dunc :thumbs:

can i have her number? :rolleyes:

[dunc]

Originally posted by tDR

can i have her number? :rolleyes:

Not till I'm done with it (the number that is ;) )

[tDR]

Originally posted by dunc
Not till I'm done with it (the number that is ;) )

I'm tellin Lins! :p :D

[dunc]

:smash: :smash: :smash: Just looking :p

[Deacon]

not bollock deep yet dunc?


come on son.......get on with it :D :p :D

[ColinR]

To right Dunc....

Word has it that she is having a party next weekend. You better go introduce yourself and let her know this before half of SXOC turn up!

Colin

[dunc]

Originally posted by ColinR

Word has it that she is having a party next weekend. You better go introduce yourself and let her know this before half of SXOC turn up!


:D:D

[ColinR]

;)

:D

Colin

[yeager]

cant be bothered to read all the posts to give my one bit of advice...

bang her :D