Leon
24-11-2003, 17:39
OK, I have a plan for revolutionising the way that products are labelled and catagorised.
Additionally, this plan will help wildlife experts to identify their animals in the wild without the need for datatags and the associated risks...
And the plan is...
wait for it....
it's a really good plan...
BARCODED ANIMALS!!!
Lets face it, there are a lot of animals in the world naturally barcoded. Zebras, baby tapirs, badgers, skunks, angel fish, tigers etc etc etc
Why bother using normal black and white lines when you could have tapir tapir tapir zebra skunk zebra tiger badger tapir which could equal "Heinz baked Beans - 49p"?
See, I told you it was a great plan...
Then of course, there is the option of using said animals to send messages in time of war. Who would stop a zebra running around? No one.
Send it from one camp to the other, break out the barcode scanner and bob is your goldfish.
You could even amend the natural pattern with a bit of indian ink...
Marvellous plan. Will revolutionise shopping...
Additionally, this plan will help wildlife experts to identify their animals in the wild without the need for datatags and the associated risks...
And the plan is...
wait for it....
it's a really good plan...
BARCODED ANIMALS!!!
Lets face it, there are a lot of animals in the world naturally barcoded. Zebras, baby tapirs, badgers, skunks, angel fish, tigers etc etc etc
Why bother using normal black and white lines when you could have tapir tapir tapir zebra skunk zebra tiger badger tapir which could equal "Heinz baked Beans - 49p"?
See, I told you it was a great plan...
Then of course, there is the option of using said animals to send messages in time of war. Who would stop a zebra running around? No one.
Send it from one camp to the other, break out the barcode scanner and bob is your goldfish.
You could even amend the natural pattern with a bit of indian ink...
Marvellous plan. Will revolutionise shopping...