Gorgeous Client just been in

[simonas]

Just had to take a statement off this gorgeous bird who's trying t get her kids off her husband. She must have noticed me drooling over her (all the secretarys did!!) she started getting personal talking about sex etc

Made my day anyway!!!!!

[Kelly san]

Thats what Dan usually says to me when he gets home from work. I've heard stories about lesbo's to breast feeding women going in his shop. Everyone that works in there must be a perv!

I keep quiet about the fit blokes who come in my shop. Get to run my fingers through their hair........................:D :wack:

[Tenman]

/me curses the fact that he works in a little air conditioned room in the middle of a factory and doesn't generally see any females all through the day (well one or two but only barely female)

[simonas]

Unlucky Tenman, my mate says the same cos hes a builder!! In our office apart from the copious amount of lovely women including my fiance (oops my secretary), we have lots of good looking female clients.one of whom the other day said to my colleague that she would love to **** her barrister, who incidently was female!!!:eek: :eek: :smitten: thats what you want to hear!!!

Dans bitch, do you do many blow jobs during your typical working day???:D

[Kelly san]

Originally posted by simonas

Dans bitch, do you do many blow jobs during your typical working day???:D


http://www.stopstart.freeserve.co.uk/smilie/lolup.gif


Erm, no, thats homework.

[Vez]

Keep away from Dan :smitten: :D

Hes mine :wack:

[Daniel san]

I'll fight you for him

http://www.stopstart.freeserve.co.uk/smilie/box.gif

oooops, logged in the wrong thingy

[Vez]

You'll fight Kel for little old me :smitten: :smitten: :smitten: :smitten: :smitten: :smitten: :smitten: :smitten: :smitten: :smitten: :smitten: :smitten: :smitten: :wack:

[Kelly san]

no, I'll fight you for Dan, logged in the wrong thingy!

Right, where were we, oh yeah, I remember http://www.stopstart.freeserve.co.uk/smilie/biggrinshoot.gif

[Vez]

But you'd lose, no contest :D

[Kelly san]

I might be little, but I throw a good punch, ask Dan and me brother

[Vez]

You might sting like a bee, but I dance like a butterfly :smitten:

[Missy]

what are you blokes like :rolleyes:

[MattyGee]

Originally posted by Vez
You might sting like a bee, but I dance like a butterfly :smitten:

oh aye ;)

very :ghey: