collection of micheal jackson jokes

[Jimmyboy]

The police raiding Michael Jackson's house found:

Class A drugs in the kitchen

Class B drugs in the bathroom

And Class 5C in the bedroom.




Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne?

- Acne does'nt usually come on your face till you are at least 12



How do you know when it is time to go to bed in michael jacksons house ?

- when the big hand touches the little hand !!!!!



Why there are no televisions in Neverland ranch?

- Because of the interference



Whats the difference betweem Michael Jackson and Frankie Dettori?????

- Dettori has a licence to ride 3yr olds



Apparently he has fled to Florida with some children.

- He was overheard telling one of his staff he was off to Tampa with the kids



I heard he has a new advertising contract with Pepsi.

He likes 'The Taste of a New Generation'...




What's black and comes in a small white can?

-Michael Jackson



What celebrity has had the most children?

-Michael Jackson



What would Michael Jackson consider a "Perfect 10"?

- Two 5 year olds.



What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?

- One is plastic and harmful to children, the other is used to carry groceries.




Why does Michael Jackson like children so much?

- He knows how they feel.

[Kelly san]

That is sick:hurl: :rant:

[MeLLoN Stu]

disgusting, you ought to be ashamed :rant: :rant: :rant: :rant:


pmsl some good ones there ;)

[floatindolphin]

Amazing, just had a lift in a taxi.

The driver had this really clever sound system fitted, all he had to do was shout the type of music and it would change channels.

He shouted "Soul" and Otis Redding came on. "Rock" and it siwtched to Led Zep. At this point we were coming up to some traffic lights, they were at green but three of four wee boys ran out in front of the car. The driver screamed "f*cking kids!" and on came Michael Jackson.

[Grim]

let's all be deep and meaningful for a moment.

firstly we all moan that the police treat motorists as guilty until proven innocent. aren't we all doing the same thing?

secondly, i remember all these jokes from previous cases. just remove Jacko and insert the name of any other star "suspected" of child abuse - mathew kelly for example.


please feel free to discuss.


















btw imo he is fooking wierd and if he did do it, and it is proven the 8 years per charge is outrageous.
they still have the death pennalty in a lot of the states don't they?

it's not like his music is anygood these days! "bad" was the start of the slipper slope imo. off the wall and thriller:cool:

[arry]

dont think you lot would be amused if it was your family he may/may not have molested :indiff:

[manic_mechanic]

Originally posted by Grim Turbo2
let's all be deep and meaningful for a moment.

firstly we all moan that the police treat motorists as guilty until proven innocent. aren't we all doing the same thing?

secondly, i remember all these jokes from previous cases. just remove Jacko and insert the name of any other star "suspected" of child abuse - mathew kelly for example.

Agreed - treat him as innocent until proven guilty - then if he is........de-nad him!


please feel free to discuss.


















btw imo he is fooking wierd and if he did do it, and it is proven the 8 years per charge is outrageous.
they still have the death pennalty in a lot of the states don't they?

it's not like his music is anygood these days! "bad" was the start of the slipper slope imo. off the wall and thriller:cool: