Wasps

[Cath]

Ok is it just me that is seriously freaked by these EVIL BEASTS!

I couldn't get in my kitchen last night as one kept trying to attack me!! now theres one in the office !! why do i just stand and scream ?!?! If i was driving and one was in my car i honestly would jump ship!!!!!!!!!

But the only time i've been stung is when i sat on one and got stung in my BUM!!!!! :cry: http://gallery.themspros.com/albums/clipart/doctor.thumb.gif

Oh n the time when i was show jumping n one stung me right in the neck http://gallery.themspros.com/albums/clipart/cursing.thumb.gif

I hate em !!

[tDR]

They're best just ignored tbh, or if they're in a vulnerable position give em a god squish. :nod:

[Jalfrezi]

just tw@t it with a big rolled up magazine, or get one of the men in ya office to get all macho and save the day.........:D

[Tenman]

heh, I like spiders, think they are cute but wasps just get DESTROYED on sight, hate the little ****ers

[gaz.thomas]

Bees - make me food - :D
Wasps - make me a bit nervous - :smash:

Gaz
-x-

[MattyGee]

wasps dont really bother me unless they are trying to fly thru my face or buggin my g/f (she hates anything like that - typical girl i suppose) , then they have to be dealt with using maximum force.

[stoofer]

if you squish a wasp it will release pheromones that will attract more wasps.

think before you bludgeon.

[Jalfrezi]

Originally posted by stoofer
if you squish a wasp it will release pheromones that will attract more wasps.

think before you bludgeon.

.........kill em alllllllllllll!!!:wack:

[aBoijj]

They don't bother me unless they're flying right infront of my face or if they want to get at my food/drink in which case I introduce them to the fine art of 'slight of hand'...... my hand makes a slight :smash: on their head leaving them :wack:


:D

[R33-Drifter]

Originally posted by Jalfrezi
.........kill em alllllllllllll!!!:wack:

Gets my vote :thumbs: :nod:

[John_P]

Nooooooo!! Wasps.. are evil...

Must all be killed...

Die evil wasp die..

I was stung as a child (ok so I was 19) :) Little bastard flew into my hair (I had some in those days) and buzzing and fcuking about trying to get out, whilst I ran around the park screaming and trying to get the fcuker out!!! :cry: :cry: :cry: :smash:

[Duff Man]

Ever since a wasp stung me on the lip whilst trying to share my can of coca cola (unknown to me at the time) I have taken a rather dislike to them, it feckin hurt like hell and now all wasps I spot in the house will meet a cruel and painful death using a variety of ingenous methods :smash:

[Cath]

I couldn't sit down properly for a week :cry: the one in my neck was actually less painful - was just annoying it was during a competition :(

They just seem to get everywhere !! and at this time of year are angry as hell !! I had one fly down my top on a camp site - thru sheer fear I lifted my top to get it away and ran round the camp site :cry: :cry: :cry: I hate em!

[aBoijj]

Originally posted by Feisty Red Head
I had one fly down my top on a camp site - thru sheer fear I lifted my top to get it away and ran round the camp site :cry: :cry: :cry: I hate em!

That could've been quite entertaining from an onlooker's point of view :rolleyes: :p :D

[Deacon]

Originally posted by Feisty Red Head
I couldn't sit down properly for a week


(giggles)

first time brown love eh ? :wack:

[Duff Man]

Originally posted by *DeathStar*
(giggles)

first time brown love eh ? :wack:

pmsl :notworthy

[Tenman]

heh, wonder if they made it stand outside the hive while they hosed it down when it got back?

[Cath]

lol u cheeky sods

wish i never said now!

[NeilSR]

If i was driving and one was in my car i honestly would jump ship

My lass did that once, just aswell i was only doing about 10mph!

[PhilMorrison]

I hate them with a passion.. I was talking infront of a class full of kids, and a massive wasp kept flying around, so I got a cup and a peice of card and tried to catch it, it got real mad and went straight for my eyes :D I jump off the windowsill whilst shouting "FOOOOK ME!!!!!" infront of this class full of kids :rolleyes: :D

[Cath]

PMSL ^ http://gallery.themspros.com/albums/clipart/laughing.thumb.gif

[YorkshireRam]

bottle of J2O, wasp flies in thinking there cud be some sugary love going down...

then i knock it back, crunch on tongue...

don't go there......

:censored:

[SR20DET]

I hate em with a passion. I am allergic to their toxin and during summer I always have to carry an emergency set with me. Its a syringe with some heavy shite in it. Afte this I have te be carried to a doctor within minutes or else the show could have a really bad ending :( Thank fcuk this never happend yet and I pray to god it never will.

Daniel

[Jon]

Fag lighter and aerosol (Lynx is best)

watch the curtains :D

[Leon]

they are just nasty. I've been stung a few times but not allergic, fortunately.

Last time I was putting up a fence and the nest was in the ground. Managed to kick it and about 6-9 flew out, lazy coz it was the spring. One goes inside my Tshirt and stings that soft bit of skin on your underarm...

So, I rip my T over my head, find the bugger STILL STINGING through the fabric, get an industrial pair of wire cutting plier things and chop it in half.

Starion 1 Wasp 0

[SteveDunn]

Originally posted by SR20DET
I hate em with a passion. I am allergic to their toxin and during summer I always have to carry an emergency set with me. Its a syringe with some heavy shite in it. Afte this I have te be carried to a doctor within minutes or else the show could have a really bad ending :( Thank fcuk this never happend yet and I pray to god it never will.

Daniel

Exactly the same with me, although i lost my kit in about '97 :eek:

I'd been stung loads as a kid growing up in the country, then one day whilst riding me bike one flies in me mouth (cos obviously i ride around with my mouth open like a gimp :o ) and stings me on the inside of me lip. Next thing i know im in hospital getting adrenaline pumped into me and told that if i get stung again i could die :cry:

Didn't stop the many sessions at the pub with me uncle during the summer months tho :D

*wasp lands on table*
*pint glass lands on wasp*

[Wak]

Originally posted by MattyGee
then they have to be dealt with using maximum force.

oooh you are butch :ghey:

Do you crush them with your pimp hand?

:D