Toilet Paper

[Ant]

Some facts:

The average tear is 5.90 sheets of toilet paper.
44% wipe from front to back from behind their backs.
60% look at the paper after they wipe.
42% fold, 33% crumple, 8% do both fold and crumple, 6% wrap it around their hands.
50% say that they have wiped with leaves.
8% have wiped with their hands.
2% have wiped with money!

:eek:

[Dave_S]

Uh where did you get those from?? lol

80% of stats are made up anyhow ;)

Dave

[Ant]

That was from another board I frequent!

[tomo]

what board is that?

the toilet paper appreciation board?:p :ghey:

[Leon]

Originally posted by Ant
Some facts:


2% have wiped with money!

:eek:

Bill Gates?

[Tenman]

I once lit a ciggie with a £20 note, was standing in a busy bus queue at the time..... :wack:

Well worth the 20 quid:thumbs:

[Leon]

eh? you'd need to light the note to light the fag...

[gaz.thomas]

Have you not seen the new spontaneously combusting twenties? They rock :D

Gaz
-x-

[Leon]

Originally posted by gaz.thomas
Have you not seen the new spontaneously combusting twenties? They rock :D

Gaz
-x-

Ahh
that must be why my pay packet is so light :(