Vez's secret crisps revealed!

[Vez]

Take one Bag of crisps, I find that a newly released flavour works best as people will want to try them....

Visit: http://www.deathsauce.co.uk/

Purchase: http://test.deathsauce.co.uk/cgi-bin/web_store.pl?page=deathrain.html&cart_id=3335433_28931

Open packet, sprinkle lightly, close packet and shake to distribute flavouring...

Then proceed to offer your delights to poeple at Billing :D





Oh I also recommend:

http://test.deathsauce.co.uk/cgi-bin/web_store.pl?page=possiblesideeffects.html&cart_id=3335433_28931

:D

[Ken]

Git, It took ages to get rid of the taste and burning sensation:D

[Vez]

:D

Steve enjoyed them too ;)

[Martin T]

There's me, grabs a big handful of them, takes a couple of seconds crunching, before realising just how hot those crisps are!

[Vez]

I bet when poeple offer you something in future, you wont be such a greedy git :D

[Martin T]

I think not!:D

[Vez]

I make a mean chilli :)

[Algie]

Vez,

You're a total b*st*rd:mad: :mad: :mad:

I had one tiny crisp but it was right at the bottom of the bag and covered in that chilli sh*t:eek: :eek: :(

I then spent the next 20 minutes drinking loads of Stella trying to get rid of the burning:rolleyes:

Of course that was why I ended up as drunk as I was and it's all Vez's fault:D

And the following morning........ it can't be the first time someone's had a sore arse and been shouting Vez's name:wack: :p

Nice to meet you mate (I spent ages trying to plot revenge but then you Missus wasn't well and you went home:( )

Take it easy, Alg;)

[Vez]

And your arse was nothing to do with the VAST quantities of beer was it, oh no :rolleyes:

:D

[Kev]

Originally posted by Algie

And the following morning........ it can't be the first time someone's had a sore arse and been shouting Vez's name:wack: :p

PML

have to agree with Alg, i was plotting a revenge also.
that sort a stuff does not sagree with me at all, had 2 crisps but layed them between my tongue and lips.
so for a good 30 mins and over 2 bottles of smirny ice my eyes and mouth were bloody streaming!

And u pissed off home so i couldnt give u the deposite for the karts.

[Vez]

Doh....

Youll have to send me a cheque then, sorry I was a little pissed of about having to leave so it was the last thing on my mind :rolleyes:

[Kev]

what?
u mean getting my £12.50 was not the most important thing to u????????:eek: :eek: :eek: :p

[Vez]

Do you need details or can you read the relavent thread ;) ?

[Kev]

hmm Matt j did say u werent too great at getting sarcasm..........................


:p :D :p :D :p

[Vez]

Nah I got, it, but im looking at my CC card bill, which is due soon, and that has the deposites paid for on it ;)

[vega]

Vez, you've been discovered!!!

http://test.deathsauce.co.uk/cgi-bin/web_store.pl?page=chips.html&cart_id=1464157_9164