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Lennie
22-07-2003, 09:01
Who has had the FULL amsterdam experience? including the 50 euro S+F???
Goblinslayer
22-07-2003, 09:08
What's an S+F?
Deacon
22-07-2003, 09:12
well on my brother in laws stag night we paid this heftey woman to take him in a room tie him down and shit on his stomach :eek:

his face bwhahahahahaha :wack:
Wak
22-07-2003, 09:14
Originally posted by *DeathStar*
well on my brother in laws stag night we paid this heftey woman to take him in a room tie him down and shit on his stomach :eek:

his face bwhahahahahaha :wack:

BLOODY HELL!
dunc
22-07-2003, 09:20
Originally posted by *DeathStar*
well on my brother in laws stag night we paid this heftey woman to take him in a room tie him down and shit on his stomach :eek:

his face bwhahahahahaha :wack:

FFEECCKKKK!!!! :eek: :eek: :eek:

And,

:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
Deacon
22-07-2003, 09:32
i dont wanna go back there for my stag night because he said he was gonna get us back good for that one he was drunk and stoned pulled him round we where outside the door where this was going on and he was screaming like a little girl

it was in some tiny skanky club for people who like to be tied up (etc) :eek:

red walls well red everywhere and we are outside cracking up so much that my sides hurt so much the next morning

i still remember he ran out of the room and she came out a couple of minutes lator ( by this time we where trying to bring him off the wall ) and the heffer came out with the poo wrapped in some kitchen paper walking down the hall

one of those things you would only do to a great friend :wave: :D
dunc
22-07-2003, 10:08
:eek: :eek: Feck going on a stag night with you!!!
Deacon
22-07-2003, 10:11
yeah we got him sorted :D

i think amsterdam will be the venue for mine there most prolly gonna get something way worse than what i did to him :wack:


not looking forward to it :D
Lennie
22-07-2003, 10:12
Thats excellent. my mate got his bumhole licked

Edit - the licking was in thailand
Deacon
22-07-2003, 10:13
:eek: :cry: :p
dunc
22-07-2003, 10:18
:eek: :eek: 10 euro's!! Which monster did he find to do that?
Deacon
22-07-2003, 10:19
http://www.wheelmania.co.uk/max_power_babes/01_siobhan/pics/Siobhan.jpg


:D
tanjuakio
22-07-2003, 10:27
Originally posted by *DeathStar*
well on my brother in laws stag night we paid this heftey woman to take him in a room tie him down and shit on his stomach :eek:

his face bwhahahahahaha :wack:

PML!!!!! Thats grim :( But funny as feck nonetheless!!!!!
Skip
22-07-2003, 10:29
Originally posted by lennie
Thats excellent. my mate got his bumhole licked for 10 euros

Being sweet and innocent here, could he not be bothered to wipe it himself then? :confused: :wack: :wave:
Papa Lazarou
22-07-2003, 10:43
Originally posted by *DeathStar*
well on my brother in laws stag night we paid this heftey woman to take him in a room tie him down and shit on his stomach :eek:

his face bwhahahahahaha :wack:

AKA a "Hot Carl" or "Cleveland Steamer" :eek: :|
Vronsky
22-07-2003, 11:24
.... and Mokum used to be such a nice town:cry:
Robbie
22-07-2003, 11:25
Originally posted by *DeathStar*
[B]i think amsterdam will be the venue for mine there most prolly gonna get something way worse than what i did to him :wack:

/B]

How can it get worse??:eek:

When I went we all popped in to a peep show. Only put one coin in to see what it was all about, and was in there for about two minutes. There was a couple who looked absolutely bored to tears going at it.
Came out and a guy followed me in with a mop and bucket!!:eek: :eek: :eek:
I won't be going in again.
Cath
22-07-2003, 11:26
*goes to be sick* :cry: :(
Lennie
22-07-2003, 11:35
How can it get worse??

In the mouth?:cry:
dunc
22-07-2003, 11:42
:cry: :cry: You've been watching Irvine Welsh's "Acid House" too much!
Robbie
22-07-2003, 11:44
Originally posted by lennie
In the mouth?:cry:

Err right. Thanks for that Lennie!!;) ;) :D
Cath
22-07-2003, 11:46
someone pass me a bucket!!!!! :(
dunc
22-07-2003, 12:35
Originally posted by Feisty Red Head
someone pass me a bucket!!!!! :(

You keep coming back for more! You must love it really :D ;)
dobergoose
22-07-2003, 12:40
you've taken that too far.
Jezz_S13
22-07-2003, 12:45
Originally posted by dunc
:cry: :cry: You've been watching Irvine Welsh's "Acid House" too much!

LOL he's a star is Irvine, he's a bit of a role model of mine, well, some of his characters.

I love amsterdam, go 3 times a year.
Managed to avoid being raped or shat on so far though. :thumbs:
dunc
22-07-2003, 12:50
I have only good memories of the 'dam also BTW :)
Nathan_200sx
22-07-2003, 13:03
Originally posted by dunc
I have only good memories of the 'dam also BTW :)

If you have memories you wasnt trying hard enough :D
dunc
22-07-2003, 13:18
:D I thought that when I was typing, but didn't think the statement "I have no memories of the 'dam" was being that helpful :D
Kev
22-07-2003, 13:56
Originally posted by dobergoose
you've taken that too far.

Agreed
Ripper
22-07-2003, 14:04
I've been to Amsterdam and just when you think you've seen EVERYTHING, you find out that you haven't :eek: :eek: :eek:

Personally, I drew the line at Shetland Ponies :wave:
Lennie
22-07-2003, 14:30
Amsterdam is the best place ever, somebody i work with lived there on a boat foe 3 years!!!!!!!!:notworthy
crackdownuk
26-12-2003, 14:02
Originally posted by Lennie
Amsterdam is the best place ever, somebody i work with lived there on a boat foe 3 years!!!!!!!!:notworthy

absolute madness:hurl: :smash:
My mates go amsterdam regularly ( i havent been yet ) and they love it :nod: they havent seen or heard of any of this funny business in the dam ie people shitting on each other, but they sy anything is possible

My Mates asks
So where do you lot go?? and stay do you go

because he say he wants to avoid you:furious: :p ;)
Munky
26-12-2003, 14:24
I went once, felt uber sketchy and unsafe so went home early. I'm such a pussy.
fro
26-12-2003, 14:33
I used to live in Amsterdam so yeah I've availed myself of all the 'facilities'
*cough*

:D
crackdownuk
26-12-2003, 15:11
Originally posted by Munky
I went once, felt uber sketchy and unsafe so went home early. I'm such a pussy.

I know what u mean mate :( i was in france a few days back and it felt like everyone was watching me, it dont help when they talk another language, i must have stood out like a saw thumb

PS they dress like we did in the late 80's ad early 90's

He i think im to used to UK :wack:
Ken
26-12-2003, 15:55
Went to Amsterdam for my Stag weekend a couple of years ago, cant remember a huge amount about it, but I'm told I enjoyed myself to the full;) came home with a Tattoo on my chest aswell :wack:
dunc
26-12-2003, 22:07
Originally posted by *DeathStar*
well on my brother in laws stag night we paid this heftey woman to take him in a room tie him down and shit on his stomach

Well worth seeing this classic moment again, pmsl :thumbs:
Deacon
26-12-2003, 22:09
it owned. :notworthy :notworthy
Deacon
26-12-2003, 22:10
Originally posted by *DeathStar*
it owned. :notworthy :notworthy

was only 16 when we went.

eye opener :D
TomM
27-12-2003, 02:50
PMSL (again) :D :D :D