Ant
21-07-2003, 08:19
HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN:
Take off clothing and place neatly in laundry basket. Go to bathroom wearing dressing gown. If husband is seen along the way, cover up any exposed flesh and rush to bathroom. Look in the mirror & complain about getting too fat. Get in shower.Wash Thouroughly. Wash hair in shampoo with added vitamins then use a very good conditioner. Shave armpits and legs, consider bikini line but decide to get it waxed instead. Clean the surrounding areas, then turn off the shower & get out. Return to bedroom wearing dressing gown and a towel on head. Take an hour to get dressed.
HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN:
Take clothes off & throw on floor. Walk naked to bathroom. If wife seen, shake knob at her while shouting "HEY BABY"!!!!!!!!!Look in mirror to see manly physique. Admire size of knob in mirror, scratch balls & smell fingers for one last whiff. Get in shower. Wash face & have a quick ****, then clean round to wash away signs.(Its the only time they clean anything properly) Wash arse, leaving hairs on sopa. Shampoo hair, but don't use conditioner. Make mohican hairstyle with shampoo. Pull back curtain to see self in mirror. Have a piss in shower, rinse off then get out.
Lzok in mirror again. Flex muscles and admire knob again, retun to bedroom with towel around waist. If wife seen, pull off towel, grab knob, go YEAH BABY!!!!!!!!AND THRUST PELVIS AT HER
Put on yesterdays clothes & undies!!!!!
Take off clothing and place neatly in laundry basket. Go to bathroom wearing dressing gown. If husband is seen along the way, cover up any exposed flesh and rush to bathroom. Look in the mirror & complain about getting too fat. Get in shower.Wash Thouroughly. Wash hair in shampoo with added vitamins then use a very good conditioner. Shave armpits and legs, consider bikini line but decide to get it waxed instead. Clean the surrounding areas, then turn off the shower & get out. Return to bedroom wearing dressing gown and a towel on head. Take an hour to get dressed.
HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN:
Take clothes off & throw on floor. Walk naked to bathroom. If wife seen, shake knob at her while shouting "HEY BABY"!!!!!!!!!Look in mirror to see manly physique. Admire size of knob in mirror, scratch balls & smell fingers for one last whiff. Get in shower. Wash face & have a quick ****, then clean round to wash away signs.(Its the only time they clean anything properly) Wash arse, leaving hairs on sopa. Shampoo hair, but don't use conditioner. Make mohican hairstyle with shampoo. Pull back curtain to see self in mirror. Have a piss in shower, rinse off then get out.
Lzok in mirror again. Flex muscles and admire knob again, retun to bedroom with towel around waist. If wife seen, pull off towel, grab knob, go YEAH BABY!!!!!!!!AND THRUST PELVIS AT HER
Put on yesterdays clothes & undies!!!!!