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SMiFFAD
20-07-2003, 09:30
Right - me and my brother in law still cant believe this:

Our story begins in the fleet service station on the M3, when i happend to bump into my sister and brother in law - also on their way to my folks for the weekend, so we set off in convoy.

As we went past Larkhill army camp i noticed a shite coloured laguna joint out little convoy, weaving about behind us being an idiot, so i boot it, nice streight road, and the brotherin law nearly keeps up in his merc - mr laguna left for dust.

Later he manages to catch us up as we slowed down for the windy bits, he gives my B-I-L a load of greif and over takes him nearly ramming me in the back so i speed up to try and keep him off my bumper - he's all over the road. Come to a bend with a near shear drop over the other side so i slow down expecting a tank to be on the other side of it, tw@t boy over takes me, on the brow of a hill....so i just gently accelerate down tyhe hill in fith, and he couldnt get past me so i had to slam on the anchors so he could get past......before a blind corner :rolleyes:

Then we get caught behind a lorry, hes weaving about giving me the w@ankersign and braking to try and get me to go into the back of him, then he thinks im aboutt o overtake him,dont know why as there is a corner and acar coning up, so he swereves across the road to block me, nearly hitting someone else in the process............

Thing that REALLY got me was: he had his entire family in the car, two kids and his wife.........i can only assume he is brain dead, he couldnt keep up with weither of us - the only reason he got past us was we slowed down and he over took in stupid places and then held us up..........THESE PEOPLE NEED SHOOTING!

So if anyone sees a sick coloured laguna in the the wilts/stonhendge area with a kenwood sticker at the top of his back window, give him a slap and tell him to learn to drive - especially with your family in the car :mad:

rant over.......

Dave200SX
20-07-2003, 10:00
But why encourage him by booting it and trying to get away?

Better to just slow right down and let him overtake. Or just pull to the side of the road.

If people like this get no reaction from you, they soon lose interest.

dingle
20-07-2003, 12:34
This does not surprise me Smiffad,i get it all the time when someone has a slower motor and they end up driving beyond the car`s capability to prove a really silly point which usually ends in tears:wack: :cry: :wave:

Hearing a French car wriggling about behind you is normal especially with a worm for President.:D :D

SMiFFAD
20-07-2003, 15:25
Originally posted by Dave200SX
But why encourage him by booting it and trying to get away?

Better to just slow right down and let him overtake. Or just pull to the side of the road.

If people like this get no reaction from you, they soon lose interest.

That is the way i normally drive, straight road - foot down.

Why should i slow down to let him past, then be held up by him all the way after - with him trying to cause an accident.?

R.Sendout
20-07-2003, 15:41
I know that road.
Got to be some sort of tw@ to try and overtake on it.

The joys of motoring eh:rolleyes:

ZXSpectrum
20-07-2003, 17:09
Only really one word for blokes like that....
































COCK!!!

Nicely
20-07-2003, 17:20
'Spect it was a squaddie thinking he was in a tank. I'll keep an eye out for the car. Which stretch was that?

Algie
20-07-2003, 18:08
Originally posted by smiffad
That is the way i normally drive, straight road - foot down.

Why should i slow down to let him past, then be held up by him all the way after - with him trying to cause an accident.?

Bloody right!

I wouldn't be happy with a muppet like that in front of me. Before you know he could cause a huge pile up:rolleyes:

Alg;)

Duff Man
20-07-2003, 18:33
http://forums.offtopic.com/images/smilies/jerkit.gif

He can join the guy in the white pickup truck who almost took the side out of me as he failed to indicate and then proceeded in turning right at a mini roundabout this afternoon. :mad: http://forums.offtopic.com/images/smilies/jerkit.gif

SMiFFAD
20-07-2003, 19:55
it was both side of tilshead that this all happened, he got past my BIL on the long sweeping just after the village before tilshead, i forget the name, and sverved round me by the barn shortly after at the top of the steep hill for those who know it......followed him through tilshead and then he tried killing me the other side......i did back off, but he just slowed down even more so i had no choice but to get near him.

needs to have a bloody good accident on his own to slap some sense into him.

Nicely
20-07-2003, 20:04
Yep, that's where I thought you were describing. Just after Shrewton. There's definite places to overtake and even more definite places not to. My mother lives in Tilshead. What a w@nker. :mad:

Papa Lazarou
20-07-2003, 21:31
He'd probably been smoking crack or crystal meth all day with the family. Hopefully he'll drive off a cliff next time :wave: