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:p
Is that Les Dennis?
You're going to get such a slapping when I see you JB...
Nathan_200sx
15-07-2003, 12:43
I always think of him as a little bit like this bloke
http://www.cmgww.com/historic/wilde/images/wilo07.jpg
JB runs and hides in the nearest public convenyence.
Shit, that was the wrong place to choose wasn't it :( :o
Duff Man
15-07-2003, 12:44
Originally posted by JB
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"Im Free!"
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Originally posted by Nathan_200sx
I always think of him as a little bit like this bloke
http://www.cmgww.com/historic/wilde/images/wilo07.jpg
Which him? And that is Oscar Wilde isn't it?
JB, you have a dirty mind. Hope you weren't implying anything.... :eek:
Nathan_200sx
15-07-2003, 12:47
Him = you. and yes it is Oscar Wilde so it's a bit of a compliment
Originally posted by Nathan_200sx
Him = you. and yes it is Oscar Wilde so it's a bit of a compliment
it is?
Nathan_200sx
15-07-2003, 12:56
Originally posted by Starionman
it is?
You dont think so? my God have a read about the bloke, the guy was a maverik. some of the stuff he got upto is funny as hell let alone his books and quotes.
Genius!
Men become old, but they never become good.
Lady Windermere's Fan
I delight in men over seventy, they always offer one the devotion of a lifetime.
A Woman of No Importance.
How many men there are in modern life who would like to see their past burning to white ashes before them!
An Ideal Husband.
A man who moralizes is usually a hypocrite, and a woman who moralizes is invariably plain.
Lady Windermere's Fan.
Nowadays all the married men live like bachelors and all the bachelors live like married men.
The Picture of Dorian Gray
I don't like compliments, and I don't see why a man should think he is pleasing a woman enormously when he says to her a whole heap of things that he doesn't mean.
Lady Windermere's Fan
One should never trust a woman who tells one her real age. A woman who would tell one that, would tell one anything.
A Woman of No Importance
Crying is the refuge of plain women but the ruin of pretty ones.
Lady Windermere's Fan
Men know life too early. Women know life too late. That is the difference between men and women.
A Woman of No Importance
Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood.
The Sphinx Without a Secret
It takes a thoroughly good woman to do a thoroughly stupid thing.
Lady Windermere's Fan
I don't know that women are always rewarded for being charming. I think they are usually punished for it!
An Ideal Husband
I don't think there is a woman in the world who would not be a little flattered if one made love to her. It is that which makes women so irresistibly adorable.
A Woman of No Importance
My dear young lady, there was a great deal of truth, I dare say, in what you said, and you looked very pretty while you said it, which is much more important.
A Woman of No Importance
Women give to men the very gold of their lives. But they invariably want it back in such very small change.
The Picture of Dorian Gray
I am sick of women who love one. Women who hate one are much more interesting.
The Picture of Dorian Gray
I prefer women with a past. They're always so damned amusing to talk to.
Lady Windermere's Fan
People who count their chickens before they are hatched, act very wisely, because chickens run about so absurdly that it is impossible to count them accurately.
Letter from Paris, dated May 1900
The more one analyses people, the more all reasons for analysis disappear. Sooner of later one comes to that dreadful universal thing called human nature.
The Decay of Lying
The public have an insatiable curiosity to know everything, except what is worth knowing.
The Soul of Man Under Socialism
Most men and women are forced to perform parts for which they have no qualification.
Lord Arthur Savile's Crime
It is perfectly monstrous the way people go about, nowadays, saying things against one behind one's back that are absolutely and entirely true.
The Picture of Dorian Gray
Life is much too important a thing ever to talk seriously about it.
Vera, of The Nihilists
The Book of Life begins with a man and woman in a garden. It ends with Revelations.
A Woman of No Importance
Life is never fair...And perhaps it is a good thing for most of us that it is not.
An Ideal Husband
You must not find symbols in everything you see. It makes life impossible.
Salome
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
The Duchess of Padua
The world is a stage, but the play is badly cast.
Lord Arthur Savile's Crime
Nothing spoils a romance so much as a sense of humor in the woman - or the want of it in the man.
A Woman of No Importance
One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry.
A Woman of No Importance
To love oneself is the beginning of a life-long romance.
An Ideal Husband
A kiss may ruin a human life.
A Woman of No Importance
A man can be happy with any woman as long as he does not love her.
The Picture of Dorian Gray
Young men want to be faithful and are not; old men want to be faithless and cannot.
The Picture of Dorian Gray
Faithfulness is to the emotional life what consistency is to the life of the intellect - simply a confession of failures.
The Picture of Dorian Gray
kirkster
15-07-2003, 12:58
Originally posted by JB
http://www.johninman.co.uk/images/head.gif
:p
PMSL :notworthy :thumbs: :notworthy
Originally posted by Nathan_200sx
You dont think so? my God have a read about the bloke, the guy was a maverik. some of the stuff he got upto is funny as hell let alone his books and quotes.
Genius!
Men become old, but they never become good.
Lady Windermere's Fan
I delight in men over seventy, they always offer one the devotion of a lifetime.
A Woman of No Importance.
How many men there are in modern life who would like to see their past burning to white ashes before them!
An Ideal Husband.
A man who moralizes is usually a hypocrite, and a woman who moralizes is invariably plain.
Lady Windermere's Fan.
Nowadays all the married men live like bachelors and all the bachelors live like married men.
The Picture of Dorian Gray
I don't like compliments, and I don't see why a man should think he is pleasing a woman enormously when he says to her a whole heap of things that he doesn't mean.
Lady Windermere's Fan
One should never trust a woman who tells one her real age. A woman who would tell one that, would tell one anything.
A Woman of No Importance
Crying is the refuge of plain women but the ruin of pretty ones.
Lady Windermere's Fan
Men know life too early. Women know life too late. That is the difference between men and women.
A Woman of No Importance
Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood.
The Sphinx Without a Secret
It takes a thoroughly good woman to do a thoroughly stupid thing.
Lady Windermere's Fan
I don't know that women are always rewarded for being charming. I think they are usually punished for it!
An Ideal Husband
I don't think there is a woman in the world who would not be a little flattered if one made love to her. It is that which makes women so irresistibly adorable.
A Woman of No Importance
My dear young lady, there was a great deal of truth, I dare say, in what you said, and you looked very pretty while you said it, which is much more important.
A Woman of No Importance
Women give to men the very gold of their lives. But they invariably want it back in such very small change.
The Picture of Dorian Gray
I am sick of women who love one. Women who hate one are much more interesting.
The Picture of Dorian Gray
I prefer women with a past. They're always so damned amusing to talk to.
Lady Windermere's Fan
People who count their chickens before they are hatched, act very wisely, because chickens run about so absurdly that it is impossible to count them accurately.
Letter from Paris, dated May 1900
The more one analyses people, the more all reasons for analysis disappear. Sooner of later one comes to that dreadful universal thing called human nature.
The Decay of Lying
The public have an insatiable curiosity to know everything, except what is worth knowing.
The Soul of Man Under Socialism
Most men and women are forced to perform parts for which they have no qualification.
Lord Arthur Savile's Crime
It is perfectly monstrous the way people go about, nowadays, saying things against one behind one's back that are absolutely and entirely true.
The Picture of Dorian Gray
Life is much too important a thing ever to talk seriously about it.
Vera, of The Nihilists
The Book of Life begins with a man and woman in a garden. It ends with Revelations.
A Woman of No Importance
Life is never fair...And perhaps it is a good thing for most of us that it is not.
An Ideal Husband
You must not find symbols in everything you see. It makes life impossible.
Salome
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
The Duchess of Padua
The world is a stage, but the play is badly cast.
Lord Arthur Savile's Crime
Nothing spoils a romance so much as a sense of humor in the woman - or the want of it in the man.
A Woman of No Importance
One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry.
A Woman of No Importance
To love oneself is the beginning of a life-long romance.
An Ideal Husband
A kiss may ruin a human life.
A Woman of No Importance
A man can be happy with any woman as long as he does not love her.
The Picture of Dorian Gray
Young men want to be faithful and are not; old men want to be faithless and cannot.
The Picture of Dorian Gray
Faithfulness is to the emotional life what consistency is to the life of the intellect - simply a confession of failures.
The Picture of Dorian Gray
You've swallowed a book of quatations then :rolleyes:
Originally posted by Nathan_200sx
You dont think so? my God have a read about the bloke, the guy was a maverik. some of the stuff he got upto is funny as hell let alone his books and quotes.
Genius!
Well thank you then :notworthy
Just wasn't entirely sure LOL He was a genuis, no question about it.
gaz.thomas
15-07-2003, 13:50
and the classic
"either the wallpaper goes or I do"
genius
Gaz
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