Why booze is not good for you!

[Martin T]

I got a phone call on Teusday from a bird that I apparently gave my number to when I was last at Dukes nightclub in Chelmsford. She is interested in meeting me again.
The problem:
I tend to get quite pissed when I go out, and as such I cannot remember when I actually went there, I only know it was fairly recently. I have no recollection of actually talking to her, let alone her name or what she looks like, however, I never remember. In fact I cant remember much from the whole night:confused:
She knew my name and had my number (I think I was supposed to have hers), but fortunately let her name slip in the conversation, so I now know that. Thats pretty much it. However, I have arranged to meet her again at a time and place I shall be keeping secret for now:p

Must learn my lesson - stop getting so bladdered every time I go out:rolleyes:

[Andy]

Lol suspect a lot of us have been in that situation
at one time or another ;) :D

Maybe time to practice what you have written in
your signature and get the experience ;) :thumbs:

Hope she turns out to be ok btw :D

[Martin T]

Originally posted by suffolk1
Hope she turns out to be ok btw :D

So do I. Dont know what I'm going to do if it turns out to be the Stellavision that made me find her attractive:)

[Keith_C]

Arrange a tactial phonecall with a mate - if you've not given the all-clear by a certain time, say an hour after you're supposed to meet, he's to call you so you can speak to him and then say 'Oh no, my (insert here) has (insert disaster here), I have to go. I'm really sorry, etc'.

Then just never call back :D

[Midgers]

Or just get trollied before you meet her again :D

[Tenman]

hmmm, one of my mates has a tale about being in a situation like that and when the bus approached the correct stop where she was waiting and he got a glimpse of her he just had to hide behind a seat, much to the amusement of the driver :D

[dunc]

Originally posted by MrMidgers
Or just get trollied before you meet her again :D

Good call :D You'll end up going out with her and have to get bladdered every time you meet, LOL.

[mattpayne]

just remember....

the ugly ones apreciate it more!!!

:thumbs:

[Wak]

Been there mate:) Once had a conversation in a club with a girl who seemed like she knew me, spoke to her for about an hour and I had no idea who she was but I didn't want to be rude and ask her. Turns out (my mates told me) I got off with her in the same club the previous week :rolleyes: :D

[Jason]

this all sounds familiar... i was looking through my phone yesterday and i noticed a new name. there was a phone number under the name of 'sexy' that i must have got on last saturday night.
now i obviously didnt know what her name was then, hence putting it under sexy, so how the 'kin hell am i supposed to find out her name, and what she looks like!?!
oh, the perils of drink... :rolleyes: :D

[Chris_thedr]

Originally posted by Martin T
Must learn my lesson - stop getting so bladdered every time I go out:rolleyes:

WHAT!!:eek:

The lesson to be learn't here is you might get laid for something you can't even remember doing! IMHO that is brilliant :D:D:D

Think about it...

Worst case scenario: You rock up, she's ugly as sin, you tell her you must have been drunk cos you'd never give an ugly girl your number, and you leave. I promise she will never call you back :D

Intermediate scenario: She's ok, you get along really well, and live happily ever after :)

Best case scenario: She's hot, like brittany hot, you root untill your dick feels like its got carpet burn, you have a week off to recover without any contact with her at all (during which time you may or may not root other chicks), then she calls again and you do it all over again. This could go on for as long as you wish.
Perfect. :D:D:D:D:D:D

[SandyP]

I'm not saying a word...nope not a thing...I have no comment to make on this thread...not a one...don't even get me started :D

[SpeedyPete]

hehe bonus:thumbs:

[SandyP]

Originally posted by SpeedyPete
hehe bonus:thumbs:

...not so fast our Speedy...the day is but young...I definitely feel a comment or two coming on :p

[Lennie]

If you say you will never do it again then your lying, and you know you are:thumbs:

Its all part of the fun:wave:

[ColinR]

Simple solution....

Get a phone with a camera, then you can take pictures, add her name with the picture and get her number at the same time, thus easily eliminating the "no goes" from the "hello's!":D

Damn I'm a straight up genius + I am bored at work!

Colin

[SpeedyPete]

good idea....

however, how many of us can control a normal phone when paraletic, let alone take a decent picture :D:D

[ColinR]

Hmm.... good point! Practice makes perfect though:D

[Wak]

Originally posted by wannabeP1chick
...not so fast our Speedy...the day is but young...I definitely feel a comment or two coming on :p

*waits with baited breath*

:D

[Chris_thedr]

Originally posted by SpeedyPete
how many of us can control a normal phone when paraletic, let alone take a decent picture :D:D

:) yeah I'll pay that... :D:D:D

[Nathan_200sx]

Originally posted by Chris_thedr
:) yeah I'll pay that... :D:D:D

Just love the "peoplefixer" bit above your avatar. :D:D:D:thumbs: :thumbs:

Martin go screw her anyway its better then a wa...........:wack:

And go n tell us where your meeting!!! 80 odd 2hundies parked over the road wont look suspicouse at all ;):D

[Chris_thedr]

:) Got the idea from bren's "flameseller" status... It's what I do :)

Must say that Martin T's sig is the best though :):)

[Martin T]

Right the I know exactily where she'll be on Saturday as I have arranged a time and place within a place to meet. As I get near there, I will phone her, and see who answers the phone. If its a munter, I can escape quick, and bar her number:thumbs:

[ZXSpectrum]

Any Hole is a GoaL... :D:D:D

[SpeedyPete]

SXOC meet then yeah :D




god were sad :rolleyes: :D :D

[Nathan_200sx]

Originally posted by SpeedyPete
SXOC meet then yeah :D




god were sad :rolleyes: :D :D

No its so we can point and laugh if it a 10 pinter ;)

[Martin T]

A transcript of an MSN convo with one of my mates that was there!

Martin says:
Hello
richard says:
eh banjo
richard says:
micos regino fandanjo
Martin says:
Do you remember the last time we went to |Dukes?
richard says:
ce
Martin says:
Do you remember what the bird I was chatting up looked like?
richard says:
er, not really geez
Martin says:
Do you remember any bird at all?
richard says:
mite do if i saw her
richard says:
yeah, 2
Martin says:
Were they fit or not?
richard says:
er, yeah
Martin says:
Fit?
richard says:
the one who had her hand dowen yer pants was the fittest

<snip>

[Midgers]

so........ how did it go?
:D

[deej-79]

Originally posted by Nathan_200sx
And go n tell us where your meeting!!! 80 odd 2hundies parked over the road wont look suspicouse at all ;):D

PMSL:D :thumbs:

[Martin T]

Originally posted by MrMidgers
so........ how did it go?
:D

She cancelled about 2 hours before we were supposed to meet coz of her friend apparently saying can we do it another time. I'll just see if she calls/texts me again.
Not really that bothered as I had plenty of notice, and even If I would have got stitched up, then I could have just walked into the club 50 yds down the road.

[SandyP]

Originally posted by Martin T
She cancelled about 2 hours before we were supposed to meet coz of her friend apparently saying can we do it another time. I'll just see if she calls/texts me again.
Not really that bothered as I had plenty of notice, and even If I would have got stitched up, then I could have just walked into the club 50 yds down the road.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA PMSL :p More likely said Lady posted a similar thread on handbag.com and asked her friends if they remember the Guy she was with that night...they told her obviously that you were a complete munter and, what do ya know, she cancelled :D :D (lol)

[dunc]

Unlucky mate, maybe it was because she remembered what it felt like in you're trousers :p

;) ;) ;)