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wicked yous lot I iz migin an' knackered hof yous takin da piss hout hof me auto. yous iz all small minded bigots who as narr idea wot real moddin iz all about.
get off ya maximum horses an learn sumfink. I iz offerin to borrow y'all advice on wot iz gonna fe real impress da bitches an how to extract da maximum potential from ya borin failed stockbroka motors.
da most important fin whun hit comes to moddin da auto iz da looks. nobody gives da damn wot dere iz unda da bonnet unless hof course yous as bare blingin tings dere.
all da bitches care about iz da body wurk hof ya auto an da way hit iz inside.
get da massiv spoila neon lightin an dtm mirrors to prove to da bitches dat yous as da massiv dong. convert to da single windscreun wipa put eybrows on ya headlamps an paint ya wheels platinum to show da true size hof ya manhood. dis iz wot da bitches dig not stupid tings like boost upgrades air filters an poncy bigga turbos. get real wake up an smell da roses.
on da inside yous need da loudest meanest lookin stereo yous can purchase wiv da huge amplifia in da boot. turn ya stereo up so loud dat not only ya bodywork vibrates but da whole area begins to regista on da richta scale. da neon rear view mirror iz gonna make da bitches wet an some max powa seat covers an performance mats iz gonna confirm dat yous iz da leada hof da pak an not some sad losa.
get da darkest tint yous possibly can on ya windows (but don't forget to squeez all da air bubbles hout first or hit iz gonna chek stupid).
fe da final touch park up outside da local scool stereo cranked up an impress those bitches. get dem queuin up beggin fe yous to giv dem da wicked seein to.
sao basically yall need to pull ya heads hout hof ya arses. stop gwanin about increasin powa or which exhaust iz fittest (obviously da loudest an biggest one iz best).
concentrate on looks an don't be da bunch hof stuffy middle class has-beens wiv narr idea hof how to live life to da maximum.
rememba me motto: stylie not substance.
respec
PS: moderators any chance hof da spell checka?
Am i the only one thinking "mid-life crisis"????
;) :)
bo selecta respect innit harr harr da massiv is wiv da JBmeister an his dong witch me bitchs tell me is massiv big. bling bling brova
BanjoMaster
09-07-2003, 12:44
Did you start typing that at 9 this morning?! :eek:
use of full stops and commas gives you away, bro.:p
but :notworthy all the same :D:D
MattyGee
09-07-2003, 13:11
ROFL :D
wikkid bruv, wikkid! selectah! :wack:
Papa Lazarou
09-07-2003, 13:18
Yeah dude dats real baaaad JB. About time da damn boys at da damn SXOC learnt how t'mod propuh'ly. Slap mah fro!
Aiiiii respec bra.
Ya needz to not use da commas innit! :thumbs:
Dave
BanjoMaster
09-07-2003, 13:25
Check ma' baaad self! Oooowww!
Jezz_S13
09-07-2003, 13:49
Moved to bradford have we JB? aiiiit LOL
Originally posted by Jezz_S13
Moved to bradford have we JB? aiiiit LOL
Why do yous say dat? iz hit coz yous iz da racialist? Is it coz I is black?
Jezz_S13
09-07-2003, 13:56
Originally posted by JB
Why do yous say dat? iz hit coz yous iz da racialist? Is it coz I is black?
Have you been watch the Ali G DVD?
The hunt protest in particular?
Originally posted by Jezz_S13
Have you been watch the Ali G DVD?
The hunt protest in particular?
Yous mok me an' me max powa creed. yous iz gonna be punished yous ignorant geeza
ScoobyDoo
09-07-2003, 14:00
Bling Bling
http://www.jaybird.myby.co.uk/images/jbbling.jpg
Originally posted by ScoobyDoo
Bling Bling
http://www.jaybird.myby.co.uk/images/jbbling.jpg
Dat's outstandin. yous iz da yorkie geeza :thumbs: :thumbs: :thumbs:
ScoobyDoo
09-07-2003, 14:27
Originally posted by JB
Dat's outstandin. yous iz da yorkie geeza :thumbs: :thumbs: :thumbs:
Parker isnt in keeping with your stylish car, here's a more gangsta avatar for ya!
http://www.jaybird.myby.co.uk/images/jbavat.gif
Size: 80x80 - 6.15k jbavat.gif
Originally posted by ScoobyDoo
Parker isnt in keeping with your stylish car, here's a more gangsta avatar for ya!
http://www.jaybird.myby.co.uk/images/jbavat.gif
Size: 80x80 - 6.15k jbavat.gif
Yous iz such da sweet geeza. as da fank yous I iz gonna send yous one hof me sunstrips :notworthy :D
Saaaafe JB! Round dis way dere is nuff bare peeps givin' ya auto serious big-ups!
But no push starts, strangely-nuff....
JBling an iz massiv! Innit
Big it up! you know it man you know it
innit!
im gonna disda'matic noise
"BBBBBBBbbbbbbbbrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrwwwwwwBBBBBBBbbbbbb bbrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrBBBBBBBbbbbbbbbrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrB BBBBBBbbbbbbbbrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrBBBBBBBbbbbbbbbrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrr"
Da stick manual is da bomb
"BBBBBBBBBBBBBBbbbbbbbbrrrrrrrrwwwwwww, TISH, BBBBBBBBBBRRrrrrrrrrrrrrw, TISH, BBBBBBBBBBRRrrrrrrrrrrrrw, TISH, BBBBBBBBBBRRrrrrrrrrrrrrw, TISH, BBBBBBBBBBRRrrrrrrrrrrrrw"
I is kowing wat Iz likin and aint what youz got bruvva, so Is gonna diz your box of slush!
Originally posted by Vez
im gonna disda'matic noise
"BBBBBBBbbbbbbbbrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrwwwwwwBBBBBBBbbbbbb bbrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrBBBBBBBbbbbbbbbrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrB BBBBBBbbbbbbbbrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrBBBBBBBbbbbbbbbrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrr"
Da stick manual is da bomb
"BBBBBBBBBBBBBBbbbbbbbbrrrrrrrrwwwwwww, TISH, BBBBBBBBBBRRrrrrrrrrrrrrw, TISH, BBBBBBBBBBRRrrrrrrrrrrrrw, TISH, BBBBBBBBBBRRrrrrrrrrrrrrw, TISH, BBBBBBBBBBRRrrrrrrrrrrrrw"
I is kowing wat Iz likin and aint what youz got bruvva, so Is gonna diz your box of slush!
Yous iz bangin da pile hof wak. automatic iz da way to go so yous still as one hand freesome to feel-up ya bitch :wave:
Yooz not wiv it is ya man, I'z gettin me bitch to feel, me up, much bedda.
I dont needa change gear, she duz it for me, she slides da stick wiv much smovness if ya know what I mean init!
PhilMorrison
09-07-2003, 16:27
JB as a street smart gangsta type mofo, I can tell u have much to learn... nowhere in ur near perfect sentence structure do I see the words "toight" as in "dats toight"(tight ;) ) or "evy" as in "das evy man" (heavy ;) ) and the whole thread is seriously lacking in enough use of the word "gangsta"
:D:wack::D
Big up ta da man, hooos mum is callin' im Philip, such a mean gangsta name init! Hez whey more wivit da yous JB and hes bee disin ya de funkt sludge box, as it aint pakin no toons!
Originally posted by Phatty
JB as a street smart gangsta type mofo, I can tell u have much to learn... nowhere in ur near perfect sentence structure do I see the words "toight" as in "dats toight"(tight ;) ) or "evy" as in "das evy man" (heavy ;) ) and the whole thread is seriously lacking in enough use of the word "gangsta"
:D:wack::D
Mok all yous wan but I as rightiousness on me side.
I fink yous main problem iz dat yous iz jealous coz yous as da tiny dong. :D
Yous iz more ganjadadie dan gansta muthafuka :p ;) :D :wack:
yo spell it gyangsta
foo
:p
Oy grandad stop dizzin me an ma crewz!
Originally posted by Vez
Oy grandad stop dizzin me an ma crewz!
Iz yous showin me disrespect. lik I said before dat iz coz yous as da small Mr Biggy. get some decent mods on ya auto thun perhaps da bitches iz gonna overlook ya lak hof size.
Yooz and your bling bling lights, an dat spoook glow under da wagon, just and it its it innit in!
Naz if you mota were smashed ta ground like ma crewz zen yaz hav da respect yooz trine to git, but caz ya box is like magic or sumfim, you'ze have to haz da room for da ickle gear changin munkee underz ya car, so it just int gonna get dat slamed, so youz aint neffa gonna do for ma crew, youz just no gangsta nuff, so have to pounce rand in da presence of da glow!
Not jus dis, but ya glows only been showwin after bedtime, aso yoooz not getting da birds, cauze the retirement home has a curfue init!
Jealousy iz gonna get yous knowhere. I can take me pik hof any 13 year batty I wish an dat iz da sign hof da true geeza. I as narr hangups about changin gear lik yous mr saddo.
Why don't yous run bak to ya mummies skirts an let da massiv boys (those who as geeza sized willys) play by themselves? Little boys should be seun an not erd.
An' i'll tell yous dat me neons iz da natta hof staffordshire, where da bruvers iz bruvers an' da bitches iz rough.
It was posted by JB init!
Why don't yous run bak to ya mummies skirts an let da massiv boys (those who as geeza sized willys) play by themselves? Little boys should be seun an not erd.
lol
I is moor dan happi toos letsyo play wiv ya selfs! Infakt, ifs you'ze gonna playz wiv ya selves, den dats all t'action yoos gont get as yos fumble wiv ya tiny tongda, is gonn make jiggi wiz ya firteen year olds on ya turf.
There no self respectin gangsta gonna playz wiv em selfs!
Init, period!
Originally posted by Vez
lol
I is moor dan happi toos letsyo play wiv ya selfs! Infakt, ifs you'ze gonna playz wiv ya selves, den dats all t'action yoos gont get as yos fumble wiv ya tiny tongda, is gonn make jiggi wiz ya firteen year olds on ya turf.
There no self respectin gangsta gonna playz wiv em selfs!
Init, period!
Yous nah naffink. I as narr more bells fe ya stupidity. Yous go bak an' drive ya ford probe clone before I get menstral wiv yous an' blapse yous
Little bwoy :rolleyes:
Yoos has more bells zan me coz youz gos to church on sundayz and play wiv all de ova bell ringers init! An on za wensdayz too, i can heres you ringing one out from myz hood, playin you gay games wiv you brovers, they is probley relateds to you an all an dats sick man!
dis is da bo-est fread i as read in like forever innit.
Bo ya man, big bo ma bruvas innit
Originally posted by Starionman
dis is da bo-est fread i as read in like forever innit.
Bo ya man, big bo ma bruvas innit
Yous hobviously lead da well sad life an' need to get hout more if dat's da case.
;)
I turns mee bak for too minits and youz already dissin da queen of ma cru, wear dus yoo get off man, yas just not gangsta. K hees a bit strange, and hes wagans a Mitsoobooshy Pony or summit, but its decked and is wicked white man, and it aint got no crutch in the drivers feet bit too, nuffin like ya cripples chariot, its like meant fu a gangsta wiv one leg, if yous carry on like diss, then yous gonna need da matic machine, cause of your nue brocked leg init!
Originally posted by Vez
I turns mee bak for too minits and youz already dissin da queen of ma cru, wear dus yoo get off man, yas just not gangsta. K hees a bit strange, and hes wagans a Mitsoobooshy Pony or summit, but its decked and is wicked white man, and it aint got no crutch in the drivers feet bit too, nuffin like ya cripples chariot, its like meant fu a gangsta wiv one leg, if yous carry on like diss, then yous gonna need da matic machine, cause of your nue brocked leg init!
Yous iz well quik to boogie to da defence hof anotha man. maybe yous as got in touch too much wiv ya feminine side an' as become da batty bwoy. I iz also worried dat yous as da fixashun wiv sticks an' crutches. as yous stopped takin ya medicashun?
Calm down geeza an' rekonize ya own inferiority as displayed in yous mingin choice hof auto an' feeble modifications. be da geeza, drive an automatic.
Yoos have to scuze my not finkin right, eyes just had me new modz put on da gangsta wagon, roof has been shopped like 8 incheees na so it look like proper jap with a wicked and boo wiv da nu squinty windaz.
Not only dis but Iiisss gon nad nicked the wheelz and filler cap off da Norrisseses guy blokes Mitsoooboooshy Tevo, sos hes like missin 500 horses now theys gon and on me wagon.
I aint no battey boy neeva, i fink yous gettin da wrong end of da stick ere mate, and me reconns you's like me in da battey sense and dat just aint gangsta.
Not only is yous car not having no crutch, and yous eddin for a broken leg, but after me boyz have strung youz up at youz church bell ringing party yous gonna need a spakka nob for da wheel to drive wiv ya broked arm too. Isss hearin B&Q might be havin a vecle yous can replace yus wiv, after yours gets wrecked from ya cripple drivin, auto, special nobz init, Forklift, ieeeeeeeeee!
Yous just cannot borrow up an' as to as da last say. dis iz da well feminine trait yous iz displayin. By da way does ya mam nah yous haven't gone to bed yet or iz yous still up coz yous wet da bed little bwoy.
I iz not worried by ya threats hof bringin ya bitches round to hurt me coz I iz massiv an' strong wiv da bit prik (not like ya little one) an' I as naffink to fear from yous.
I iz off to bone me bitch now so don't play fe too long wiv ya boyfriends.
:wave:
Who thinks JB's actually now not taking the piss and REALLY wants to max his motor so he can pretend to be having a laugh?
I do :cool:
Yooos int off ta bang no bitch, da nursey is tuckin yous in int it in da bed init.
I fink yoo find dat da old geezas home is bout ta turn da lights out, or is da tryin ta change ya old mans nappies sos you not pp da bed in da nite in it its innit.
Fraid yoos also lossin da plot, an yoo' be callin da P3t3 froms ya crewz so eee can do za mans gearbox stick in init in ya car init for you, bo!
Iz havin da last word dont mean is followin da battey paff, it is just meanin i is clevererer da yous, cause is like paid tention in da maffs classes, and can string more dan 2 groups of them word and sentance fings togever, wheres yous just strugglin to do you repliiieeeeeeeeeees, is recon its doon ta ya drivin wiv a gaybox for so long, makin ya lazeeeeeeeeeee iiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeee init!
Originally posted by JB
Yous hobviously lead da well sad life an' need to get hout more if dat's da case.
;)
innit
Narr memba hof me massive has da peco exhaust I can assure yous, little bitch. now go bak to ya cot an' put ya dummy in before ya boyfriends notice yous iz missin.
In da mornin, assumin ya boyfriends let yous hout hof playschool yous need to chek da psychiatrist to get dees feminine urges unda control Or iz hit just ya time hof da month? Or is it coz yo is not black?
Originally posted by Vez
I turns mee bak for too minits and youz already dissin da queen of ma cru, wear dus yoo get off man, yas just not gangsta. K hees a bit strange, and hes wagans a Mitsoobooshy Pony or summit, but its decked and is wicked white man, and it aint got no crutch in the drivers feet bit too, nuffin like ya cripples chariot, its like meant fu a gangsta wiv one leg, if yous carry on like diss, then yous gonna need da matic machine, cause of your nue brocked leg init!
dat i innit
i da queen o da cru
bow in respec innit
Originally posted by wideboy
Yowsa!
Wot kind hof da word iz yowsa? it's not da man's word. go pak to ya plastacine little bwoy.
it boi na bowy
dunt u no nuffan?
innit
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i am cumming at ya, ova brovas and u will feel ma vengence http://dialspace.dial.pipex.com/town/estate/py22/emoticons/2gunsfiring_v1.gif
Originally posted by Starionman
innit
http://dialspace.dial.pipex.com/town/estate/py22/emoticons/respect.gif
i am cumming at ya, ova brovas and u will feel ma vengence http://dialspace.dial.pipex.com/town/estate/py22/emoticons/2gunsfiring_v1.gif
I fink you'll chek dat vez iz far more interested in dat dan I iz. I iz da mans mans an I as da auto to prove hit. I iz well ard
Iz no battey boyz, how many timez does me hav to tell yas, yoos obviously got somtinto hid as you keep bangin on bout it, and dats bangin, not ind a good snese iieee!
No crewz gangsta wiv out da raver, theyz bring style to da massive init, un hoo elze wez gonna git to do da paintin an da decoratin of da council house booyakasha!
Uzz obviously got a small one as youz has ta keeps biggin you little sausage up, iz learned diz from atendin da BTEC nation deploma in sykiknessology for two weeks init, diss caws woz well da hardest fing mes dun, yoos not got da bells to do dis man, and yoos not near me in da level of educatedness as mees an me crews.
Woowza, what sort av word diz dat, i mean man, i stop watchin specta gadget last weeks when me gave up me cartunes cause iz like mature and stuff now init, bo!
PMSL. All da kickin posts does appen when I is at work! You is gonna kick ass at Longwell, mista. :thumbs:
You'll as to ex squeeze me but I iz da bit knackered afta da night hof ard lovemakin wiv me bitch.
Yous iz protestin too much an' dat iz one hof da signs hof da batty bwoy. why don't yous go bak to playin wiv ya gearstik an' keep quiet about tings only real bruvers feel.
Dat's da whole problem wiv dis board. apart from me, who iz as manly as manly can be, everyone else iz da shirt lifta who has narr idea hof wot real modifications on da auto iz all about. Half hof yous drive around in ford probe lookalike cars dat bus' down all da time. how do yous expect to pull da bitches in those tings fe god's sake? Some hof yous don't evun as da nissan. how girly iz dat? none hof yous feel da value hof neons an' ripspeed whun hit comes to pullin da bitches. An' dat Ripper (what kind hof da girly bwoy name iz rippa fe fcuk sake. sounds like e iz still booby feedin off iz mommy) evun drives da fiat punto. in da right hands da punto iz da true bitch magnet, be e has narr idea hof da potential hof iz auto .
It's da moment fur y'all to grew up an' became real bruvers
Originally posted by Nicely
PMSL. All da kickin posts does appen when I is at work! You is gonna kick ass at Longwell, mista. :thumbs:
Do yous look lik ya avatar Nicely? Can yous fe real be dat feminine in real life ?
Ans juz sos yoo know, iz got me selfa wicked fried rice sunstrip fing, to go wiv me roof chop, iz now got like cms of screen left and its lookin well bling.
if youz wnna copyz me man check ere (http://www.sxoc.com/vbb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=48386) as yoos knows copyin is like sayin that yoos like me but not in battey fing it init bling.
Originally posted by Vez
Ans juz sos yoo know, iz got me selfa wicked fried rice sunstrip fing, to go wiv me roof chop, iz now got like cms of screen left and its lookin well bling.
if youz wnna copyz me man check ere (http://www.sxoc.com/vbb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=48386) as yoos knows copyin is like sayin that yoos like me but not in battey fing it init bling.
Yous iz learnin. well slowly (evun fe someone hof ya intellect) but yous iz learnin :D
Moderators. could we as da secshun fe those hof use who would lik to carry hout propa mods on our cars?
Yoos tryin to says me not blick. Wellz mez wellz blick.
not only dis but mes gonnandgot mez a Aston 'tin stylee shootin' brelke conversion to da rear of mez car, so I'z can fit da shaggy matrissess in da back of ma bomb mota. Da local bitches is saing iz lookin like da dead mans chariot, but dayz changin dar track when theys sees da blin bling of me wata bed install on da back. Day is likin in sos much dat when mes driving day practice da feminisim in da back, problem is i then has too many sticks ta shuffle round, but mes don mind az id raffa stick shift dan slect da big spakka D on me gear nob an den fall asleep at da wheelz coss iz too old to be drivin init!
Iz also recnin dat JB is meanean Julians a Benda, and dats u init! Boyakasha, no comeback iiiieeeeeeee, init!
Originally posted by JB
Do yous look lik ya avatar Nicely? Can yous fe real be dat feminine in real life ?
Works for me, buddy. Maxing-up your motor is like making love to a beautiful women. You shower her with gifts to make her look good, then when she's looking ready, rev her to the limits. :thumbs:
I have been told that I have a passing resemblance... :rolleyes:
Originally posted by Vez
Yoos tryin to says me not blick. Wellz mez wellz blick.
not only dis but mes gonnandgot mez a Aston 'tin stylee shootin' brelke conversion to da rear of mez car, so I'z can fit da shaggy matrissess in da back of ma bomb mota. Da local bitches is saing iz lookin like da dead mans chariot, but dayz changin dar track when theys sees da blin bling of me wata bed install on da back. Day is likin in sos much dat when mes driving day practice da feminisim in da back, problem is i then has too many sticks ta shuffle round, but mes don mind az id raffa stick shift dan slect da big spakka D on me gear nob an den fall asleep at da wheelz coss iz too old to be drivin init!
Wot da well girly fin to do. If yous wuz da real geeza (with da massiv Mr Biggy, dig me) you'd as da mercedes 190. lowered wiv 2mm ground clearance, well ard body kit, smoked windows an' totally awsome audioline sound system. Thun yous could cruise da streets outside da local schools, sellin erbal remedy remedies an' impressin da half bush bitches. an' wheneva yous get stopped by da constalubury yous could say,is hit coz I iz blak?
Originally posted by Nicely
Works for me, buddy. Maxing-up your motor is like making love to a beautiful women. You shower her with gifts to make her look good, then when she's looking ready, rev her to the limits
If yous wuz da real geeza an' not da bitch, you'd get ya bitch to showa yous wiv gifts before givin ha da pleasure hof bein on da end hof ya massiv prik. yous as not idea how to tread da bitches as yous.
By da way, sweet hair stylie. well bouffant
But dens dats da point init, iz educatined man, sos iz street yall.
Chek dis erez (http://www.sxoc.com/vbb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=48514) deres na point in havin a fly mota when yav been pullin ya self dat ard dat yoos blows ya head washer init.
Da only smikin commmin from dat mota is out da zaurst (dats fired rice for tail pipe bruva) in white clouds, and yous avvin it wiv water out da back too. Da only fing da bitches wood be doing is da pushin' yoos long, and when yoos gets pulled by da fuz, it be for child slavery init but dat an in isin init ieeeee. Daz jus not bling nors it even gangsta, da only pussy in yo car is name Jess, an dats after namin ya cat after watchin da postman pat, init!
But whun me auto iz repaired I iz gonna once again be able to stand proud in me local community an' get da wespek an' adulashun dat I deserve.
Wot beef do ya fink yoos transmittin to da cumoonity wiv da germanian wagon, yooz sendin out da percution to all da jooows and uva, even offendin ova brovas as you sit in da clouds (cuase yoos cars so off da ground), up dare in ya Arnold Hitler Panza tank wagon init (is actualee passin me past stuff GCSE wiv da d, its mes only GCSE man init).
Wiv all dat smoke comin outs da back, den da waters too, day must fink yoos a germanian plumber, adn yoos trin get in da showers, and iz not mean da ones where yo droppin da soap neeva.
Racialism like dis jus aint bling, way past da gangsta, you suck to nu bottoms, wot wiv da kid slaves pushin ya car and stuff, in fukt yoos is that brown stuff, dat you spread on da toast, in fact use Marmite brova, no yaz not a brova, ya Marmite ieeeeeeeeeeeee!
All dis mockery iz gonna get yous knowhere an' as I as said before iz only coz yous iz down dat yous as da small dong. Me an' me bitch slaves iz gonna not waste our bells on yous anymore. yous iz childish, petty minded an' mok me coz I iz blak.
Yous iz da kind hof small dicked main geeza who would chek wicked drivin' an escort cabriolet.
I dunt use escortz man, day is just pros nos matters what day iz sayin, if use use em make sures yooz has a comdmonimum beforse you puts it in to em init cauz ova wise yoos gunt spread alls ja germs init, and dat no gansta!
I fink what wees needin is ta join da hoodz ta geva and fight da SOXC pussy, cuase evens ya drive da sluch box, wez should put all dat to a side (or move da stick to N) and fight da injustice us black men wiv da big knobz, and trace saz youz not big no how, and she seen lots of em in ere dayz.
Yous iz bangin absolute rank.
Yoz should nos when yooz beet and give gangsta respekt to da bling masta V.
Dat's you've asked fe dis. I iz gonna massive up wiv me bredrin pete who has da peco exhaust (the first one eva made in da whole wide universe). togetha we'll show yous an' da chill hof da girly punanis on dis board wot modding's fe real all about.
diz is gettin outa orda, itrs get all wild wild west on my ass.
Da Peco-he-man, he no match for the worstest of me bitches, ya know da one with da lop sided airbags init! She be kikin his ass wiv ere kikin Zonda Civic iiiieeeeeeeee.
Jus you wit till me niks a digical camera, iz, showin yaz what da modzall bout boooyakasha iiiiiee gangsta, respekt.
Originally posted by JB
I fink you'll chek dat vez iz far more interested in dat dan I iz. I iz da mans mans an I as da auto to prove hit. I iz well ard
You is da mans man innit.
Aint yuz workin innit? or iz ya too sure from da bitches that uz is lying up at home innit being feeded by mummy innit?
hee hee
i ad de 69 post didn I? Ieee
I da man. You no it!
Originally posted by Vez
Da Peco-he-man, he no match for the worstest of me bitches, ya know da one with da lop sided airbags init! She be kikin his ass wiv ere kikin Zonda Civic iiiieeeeeeeee.
Well wicked, I iz gonna conced yous as da point dere an' dat probably peco p aint da most manly hof bruvers an' would be da freightenin as da field mouse.
Instead I iz gonna bet me ladyn (whun she has bells betweun bein boned by me) to spitz an' slap yous up goddamn mofo.
Iz gonna get me queen to sortz ya proper like, just watch ya back, hez cummin at yaz wiv hiz single barrel inis hand iiieeeeeee!
Originally posted by Starionman
You is da mans man innit.
Aint yuz workin innit? or iz ya too sure from da bitches that uz is lying up at home innit being feeded by mummy innit?
Praise hindeed comin from yous me bredrin me mate
Originally posted by Vez
Iz gonna get me queen to sortz ya proper like, just watch ya back, hez cummin at yaz wiv hiz single barrel inis hand iiieeeeeee!
Yous as da well migin mind. narr wonda da bitches don't dig yous.
Originally posted by Vez
Iz gonna get me queen to sortz ya proper like, just watch ya back, hez cummin at yaz wiv hiz single barrel inis hand iiieeeeeee!
I wan diamonz and rubies and fings
so i can porn it innit to get bling mota like JB innit
but my mota more bo than yuz anyday innit
Originally posted by Starionman
I wan diamonz and rubies and fings
so i can porn it innit to get bling mota like JB innit
but my mota more bo than yuz anyday innit
Yous iz turnin into da true hero hof da cause:thumbs: Much more useful dan da bwoy peco.
can i be in yuz cru innit?
i wanna be a prinz nit a queen :cry: innit
Originally posted by Starionman
can i be in yuz cru innit?
i wanna be a prinz nit a queen :cry: innit
If yous would dig to be in me massive, you'll as to ruk hit hout wiv da bwoy peco. handbags hat dawn
So youz disin my repekt to ya, if yaz wanna be a prinze den join ma crew, youz see da wagon laters afterz Iz got da camera!
and da jb, uz has da peco-kid on da crew, stop poachin me cruz or meez gonna have to give ya da drive bye to sort da at-i-tood da yoos bruning me wayz ieeee!
me andbag is full of blingblingbricks
me will be victorious innit
Originally posted by Vez
So youz disin my repekt to ya, if yaz wanna be a prinze den join ma crew, youz see da wagon laters afterz Iz got da camera!
and da jb, uz has da peco-kid on da crew, stop poachin me cruz or meez gonna have to give ya da drive bye to sort da at-i-tood da yoos bruning me wayz ieeee!
Wicked thun i'll do yous da swap (a freesome tranfa if yous like). yous can as da bwoy peco an' in exchange, da ponyman can join me massive
Originally posted by Starionman
me andbag is full of blingblingbricks
me will be victorious innit
Wot yous should do ponyman iz get im is on da floor an deal wiv im dere.
Use gettin confused, you muz be gettin da senile attaks gain old man, az da pony driva is still unda da contract hes not avin da free tranfer init, use have ta makes mes da offer, no Peco peca's gonna make me bling bling, so me needz more, iz finkin you needs to kip da peco-pintsize as hes da stylee advisor for da wagon dat use drivin, and yoos need all da help ya can gets iieeee!
I is under no contract brova
But i will negiotiate a release fee innit outta respect fo ya hood an ya famili name innit.
Originally posted by JB
Wot yous should do ponyman iz get im is on da floor an deal wiv im dere.
Is he bootylicious innit?
Yous can as da peco bwoy, iz shiney dong thingy an' iz 200sx. an' just cos it's yous an' I nah yous iz da keun disciple hof scrabbly tings, yous can as da pecos peugeot 106 as well.
Maybe if yous iz sweet to da peco bwoy, e iz gonna throw in da few cds as well.
Originally posted by Starionman
Is he bootylicious innit?
I would be well surprised if e wuz but to be honest i've neva enquired
den i deal wiv im standin up innit
nuffink is too much to gain the respek of the JBling massiv innit
id hav im on ma crue if da 106 is is, but it int init, as da loanshark still ownin it!
If ya get dis sorted den is havin im, iz needin a shoppin wagon for claudett as shes up de duff and dat 106 will make her bling bling bling, gottaz looks after ya crewz, iiiiiiieeee!
I fought he'd stopped da payments on hit so assumed (perhaps foolishly) dat iz wuz iz. I offa yous me most humble apologies as I in narr way intended to get yous involved in da scam. well, da scam dat don't involve erbal remedy remedies anyway
McRearout
10-07-2003, 12:24
Took me an hour to read it all but.....:notworthy :notworthy
PMSL
:thumbs:
Originally posted by McRearout
Took me an hour to read it all but.....:notworthy :notworthy
PMSL
:thumbs:
Wespek to da geeza who iz not scared hof exposin iz batty :notworthy
McRearout
10-07-2003, 12:27
i iz gonna pop a cap in yo ass.
:D
Originally posted by McRearout
i iz gonna pop a cap in yo ass.
:D
I assume yous iz bangin to da ponyman in da house?
I finkin yooz just stuck a nail in ya coffin dair mate, as iz even hav to defend ma rival brovas, and da pnyman will be sortin yoos out too! Or weez sendin da man peco-big-bore-younodascore to max ya zorst!
McRearout
10-07-2003, 12:31
no i iz torkin to da bitch.
she is refoozin to mak me da cupcakes for my din-dins
:D
i fink yooz dissin uz, yooz is white init, so youz recon youd get all racialised on us iiiieeee!
McRearout
10-07-2003, 12:36
Golly my SAXO cover has been blown.
Better get my lilly white bottom out of here.
*struggles to get his trolley into reverse*
Originally posted by Vez
i fink yooz dissin uz, yooz is white init, so youz recon youd get all racialised on us iiiieeee!
e is jung innit
no1 is poppin no cap in my azz
i iz par of da massiv innit
Da bwoy pete has returned an' has brought some toys fe da posse to play wiv
http://ebay3.ipixmedia.com/abc/M28/_EBAY_314911f111a2294a46afcb4648a75dae/i-1.JPG
E fe real iz tha main geeza an' an asset to any massive
Datz wiggid wiggida wiggida wck boo selector man.
Weez gonna hav to hav some inta possey wack attackin, boost up da rivelry alrieeeeeeet da JB!
I must confess dat da excitement iz gettin' to me. I iz so excited I fink I betta speed to da little boys room an siphon da python.
az u changed dah conpitence pads recently Ieeeee old man init?
Dere iz naffink whak wiv me equipment as narr worries.
Izzz eeerin dat youz dant nos wit zurbo is on ya car innit! az ya git un or az me gansta possey gone an rubbed it out or sumink init!
Lear to write propa english please. wot yous write makes narr sense an' I iz beginint to fink yous may only be 3 years batty an' certainly not batty enuff to as had da bitch
Yoos just int wiv da street is it init bo!
All wills be de clear ere (http://www.sxoc.com/vbb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=48560) ya no no where da tubby is ieeee init!
da massiv wiv toys
innit
i ganged at right time ya?
Innit wikkid innit bo
iz got da connect 4 too init, dunno how to play as me can only count upta 5 init!
coz vat the fingas on one hand innit
Datz right init, coz de uva ones on da gear stix cant be cuunted cause day in in da line of vison when me is drivin, be dangers to take me eyz of da road init, mes might get done for speedin.
Bet JB can cunnt ta 10 doh, as hes got da matic wagon init!
15 innit coz he no put batty foot on clutch
yuh
well spoted prinz, yoos da man, hes dead lucki him in init it in bo!
Yous losers. go play ya sad little games an' toys whilst I go hout nobbin all da bitches like a propa geeza shood.
LOL
sauca o'milk fo table JBling
Pissin meself laughin ponyman. so yous iz bak online afta finishin playin wiv yourself thun?
ScoobyDoo
10-07-2003, 22:03
Dear Mr JBling
Why are you not using this thread to sell stuff at great profit for yourself?
come on, rip us off :D
Originally posted by JB
Pissin meself laughin ponyman. so yous iz bak online afta finishin playin wiv yourself thun?
i is workin innit
earning ma dogh to slam ma mota and buy a sunnystrip hof yuz
i was workin damnit
e da massiv awake innit?
AYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEIIIIIII
Not wishin to dis da jb masiv us gotta tell mes how to pronounciating da ya gansta name JBling
de it like 'Jay-Bling'
or is it like instead like 'Jaaaa-Bling'
or is it like dem weirdoz whoz pronuncinginit J's as H's, dems well mental ieee!
Repekt init!
Originally posted by Vez
de it like 'Jay-Bling'
Iz gonna do well nicely fank yous
Originally posted by wideboy
Who thinks JB's actually now not taking the piss and REALLY wants to max his motor so he can pretend to be having a laugh?
I do :cool:
Well da batty bwoy Wideboy turns hout to be none uva dan pecopete (the feminine geeza wiv da shiniest tinniest exhaust on da whole planet).
Wus da matta peco? iz yous not geeza enuff to be yourself. do yous as to hide behind da name an' da skirt hof anotha batty bwoy.
Iz suppose I should be grateful yous did not try to hind behind da name hof da yorkie mycroft. but thun hit would as bin obious dat yous wuz not im coz yous iz not da wit, just da twit.
Once again, fank yous fe bein such da dishonest well batty goddamn mofo who deserves narr wespek.
Lets call da truce now :D
LOL
da JBling is on da form dis mornin innit
Originally posted by Starionman
LOL
da JBling is on da form dis mornin innit
Yous iz da well discernin geeza ponyman:thumbs:
fank yuz
i is discernin fings today innit
As yous bin takin erbal remedy remedies by any chance?
Originally posted by JB
As yous bin takin erbal remedy remedies by any chance?
nooooooooooooooooo innit
i is goodyoneshoe ponyman (i is losing ova one innit)
Originally posted by Starionman
nooooooooooooooooo innit
i is goodyoneshoe ponyman (i is losing ova one innit)
Oh, I chek. yous sould try those erbal remedy remedies. chek wot they've done fe da feminine bwoy peco. he's convinced himself iz s13oc site iz da popular place an' useful source fe pourin hout iz wealth hof knowledge.
Dat's da powa hof hullucinashun fe yous.
:rolleyes:
yuz can never teech sum ppeoples
iz dis da same webfingy dat as like web langwidge dat has been robbed from nuva site dat is almost da same.
FKredit to da man cause why do some work whens like sum ova mug does it fors ya instead ieeeeeeeeeee.
Mor time to be pumpin da bitches init!
Aiii, dat's da one. yous iz da wise an' perceptive geeza.
I fink da feminine bwoy peco believes in da sayin, why showa yourself in glory whun yous can showa yourself in piss.
Hit iz well appropriate dat iz s13 lonley hearts site iz on da web coz hit seems to be maximum hof cobwebs.... getit?
Sometimes I iz just so wicked hit hurts. :D :wack:
Use is da man JayBling....ieeeeeeeeeeeeeee
As use noticed dat mees an use is discusin gangsta styleeee all da top hapnins on da SOXC stuff.....
Iz fink da man Bren is need da vic wit da zurbo init ere (http://www.sxoc.com/vbb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=48495)
hes daman for gettin da real deal bling bling Japside stuff, but his askin da papa-lazer dude about zurboz and him not know nuffin...
Bren and Lazer bes not finkin straight, dayz needz ta use da 'airdryers toz get da air into da zurbo quicker style init!
Wat ya recons Bling Man JayB?
Originally posted by Vez
Use is da man JayBling....ieeeeeeeeeeeeeee
As use noticed dat mees an use is discusin gangsta styleeee all da top hapnins on da SOXC stuff.....
Iz fink da man Bren is need da vic wit da zurbo init ere (http://www.sxoc.com/vbb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=48495)
hes daman for gettin da real deal bling bling Japside stuff, but his askin da papa-lazer dude about zurboz and him not know nuffin...
Bren and Lazer bes not finkin straight, dayz needz ta use da airdryers hirs to get da ait into da zurbo quicker style init!
Wat ya recons Bling Man JayB?
Da mainman brun iz too obsessed wiv powa I fink an' shouold concentrate more in improvin da pullin powa hof iz auto in orda to bone more bitches.
Also, if e would dig to be more successful wiv iz bizzle e should discuss implementiung da bizzle plan wiv da feminine bwoy peco. Da feminine bwoy peco (the bwoy wiv da well small Mr Biggy) iz da bizzle wizard an' I bow before iz wealth hof knowledge an' experience in all tings (except shaggin bitches).
Ahem (http://www.sxoc.com/vbb/showthread.php?s=&postid=436569#post436569)
And dat is meanin dis fred too bruva.
Yea dat bren and da Lazer guy day is just obsesived to da most massiv degrees wiv da powaz, they obviously must have da jobs cauze even bendin da socialz too da limit int gonna do all da stuff dayz doin init!
Az you ave said, dayz is spendin ta much unda da bonnets, and nut inuf inda sack init!
Thun yous leave me wiv narr choice uva dan to go bak pickin on yous an' ya sissy massive hof powa hungry ladyboys.
Dis all gaz dun to da fact dat use more battey dan me cuase yoz drive da matic-wagon, znot my fault dat us have to get in da D to go ta like da kfc init!
Originally posted by Vez
Dis all gaz dun to da fact dat use more battey dan me cuase yoz drive da matic-wagon, znot my fault dat us have to get in da D to go ta like da kfc init!
da matic wagon is bo respeck innit
SO is da mitsoooboooshi pony da matic wagan den? Ieeee!
Originally posted by Vez
SO is da mitsoooboooshi pony da matic wagan den? Ieeee!
It not innit. It manual action onlyz. I is prefering o da manual. but the matic 200 is bo respcek wagon innit, coz it got sunstripz an all
Originally posted by Starionman
It not innit. It manual action onlyz. I is prefering o da manual. but the matic 200 is bo respcek wagon innit, coz it got sunstripz an all
Yous iz da geeza hof rare discernment, which I fear iz gonna be lost to da many plebs an' feminine boys on dis board who iz totally obsessed wiv stirrin dare nobs
fanks innit
i is knowing da blinginnit when i see it innit
da Starion is blinginnit too, innit
Nathan_200sx
11-07-2003, 16:54
Im sure you can find a dyslexic forum somewhere ladd's :D
ole MacDonald had a farm A E A E U
Apparently JBling has slunk off back to Bradford to carry out some more tasty mods on his car and can therefore no longer post.
barryjdart
11-07-2003, 18:59
What the F** was all that about?
Originally posted by barryjdart
What the F** was all that about?
Fcuk knows mate, it was all well beyond my understanding :D
it was all going so well...
:cry:
lol
;)
sigh
Originally posted by Starionman
it was all going so well...
:cry:
lol
;)
sigh
I'm sorry mate but I didn't understand a word. Perhaps you'd care to translate the whole thread for us (in less than 50 words).
think it went (my memory of innitology is a bit rusty)
respect for the gentleman with the nice car with some minor modifications and his lady friend, with whom he enjoys intimate relations.
Theres a size issue there too, but my dictionary falters.
I think I come out well though...
Originally posted by Starionman
I think I come out well though...
Clearly you didn't understand it either then :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
LOL
not bloody idea mate
:D
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