JB pictures found in raid..... [Archive]

SMiFFAD

08-07-2003, 10:10

The secret life of JB has been uncovered in a raid of his pc last night......all those who thought he protested about max power people too much - were right.....he was hideing his inner maxer....

http://www.sxoc.com/vbb/attachment.php?s=&postid=431538

new one for ya sig mate ;)

kirkster

08-07-2003, 10:17

Genius....

Love it.

Only thing missing was young slapper with tits out draped over the bonnet

Kirky. :thumbs:

Yak

08-07-2003, 10:21

Originally posted by kirkster
Only thing missing was young slapper with tits out draped over the bonnet

Ill think youll find JB's not that young :p :wack:

08-07-2003, 10:22

smiffad, next time you raid my PC I'll spike you ya bugger :mad:

PML :D :D :D :D :D

08-07-2003, 10:25

Originally posted by Yak
Ill think youll find JB's not that young :p :wack:
No, I'm a Fogey Racer at 37. But my missus is only 22 :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

SMiFFAD

08-07-2003, 10:26

Have to say the eyebrows dont look THAT bad........make it look even more evil :D

*smith dives for cover dodging the shower of verbal abuse............* :D

SMiFFAD

08-07-2003, 10:27

Originally posted by JB
No, I'm a Fogey Racer at 37. But my missus is only 22 :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

Your joaking me........... thats like me going out with a 7 year old :D

Well you can look forward toa lot of attention from 14 year olds now mate with the mods :thumbs:

08-07-2003, 10:31

Originally posted by smiffad
Your joaking me...........

Nope, I'm serious this time.

Yak

08-07-2003, 10:38

Originally posted by smiffad
Your joaking me........... thats like me going out with a 7 year old :D

Well you can look forward toa lot of attention from 14 year olds now mate with the mods :thumbs:

Tis from his childhood complex born though all his prespective girlfriends being wooded away by wide boys at the school gates with their 1.3L escorts :p

08-07-2003, 10:42

Originally posted by Yak
Tis from his childhood complex born though all his prespective girlfriends being wooded away by wide boys at the school gates with their 1.3L escorts :p
Christ, I'm being fooking psychoanalysed now :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

Er..... no, I think not :D

Besides, this particular young blonde lass is a market analyst for BNP Paribas so doesn't quite fit the Boy Racer bimbo mould :p

SMiFFAD

08-07-2003, 10:44

My particular piece of eye candy, although not anywhere near 7 ;) works for dorset police.......not exactly girl racer material either, but does this stop her in the PUG, :rolleyes: :p

Yak

08-07-2003, 10:45

Originally posted by JB
Besides, this particular young blonde lass is a market analyst for BNP Paribas so doesn't quite fit the Boy Racer bimbo mould :p

Bet you'd still like her to drap her paps over your bonnet though :p

Yak

08-07-2003, 10:47

Originally posted by JB
Besides, this particular young blonde lass is a market analyst for BNP Paribas so doesn't quite fit the Boy Racer bimbo mould :p

I knew ya were intolerant but didnt think ya wife would be a member of the national front! :eek:

08-07-2003, 10:59

Originally posted by Yak
I knew ya were intolerant but didnt think ya wife would be a member of the national front! :eek:

BNP Parisbas = Banque Nationale de Paris :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Yak

08-07-2003, 11:04

Originally posted by JB
BNP Parisbas = Banque Nationale de Paris :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

froggy bank?
El non comprendie :wack:

Ken

08-07-2003, 11:06

JB's dream could now come true:D

http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid69/p7d7be472bec515d9fcef8f04e3cde75b/fbbaa954.jpg

:thumbs: :wack:

SMiFFAD

08-07-2003, 11:12

He he, class :thumbs:

08-07-2003, 11:16

Originally posted by Ken
JB's dream could now come true:D

http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid69/p7d7be472bec515d9fcef8f04e3cde75b/fbbaa954.jpg

:thumbs: :wack:

ROTFLMFAO :D :D :D :D :D :notworthy

Slipstream_ian

08-07-2003, 11:20

Adam that looks like your car but in a diferant colour

Midgers

08-07-2003, 11:21

Originally posted in JBs Sig
...blue neon washer jets...

Am I colourblind? :p :D

Top work Smiffad :thumbs: :notworthy :D LOL

SMiFFAD

08-07-2003, 11:22

Originally posted by MrMidgers
Am I colourblind? :p :D

Top work Smiffad :thumbs: :notworthy :D LOL

Nope they are red.......thought they would clash more ;) you dont want stylish colours now do you :D

08-07-2003, 11:40

Why aren't his fog lights on? THERE MIGHT BE AN ACCIDENT! or vital pulling opportunity missed..! :eek:

ScoobyDoo

08-07-2003, 12:46

Items missing :-

1. Knight rider red lights in grill
2. Bonnet painted matt black to pretend to be carbon
3. Fast n Furious style graphics (car tattoo)
4. Neon antenna (must not function as radio arial though)
5. Supra style rear wing
6. After market blue-glow fogs bolted to bottom of bumber
7. Fake Subaru scoop
8. DTM mirrors with indicators in (Pref chrome)

SMiFFAD

08-07-2003, 13:13

Originally posted by ScoobyDoo
Items missing :-

1. Knight rider red lights in grill
2. Bonnet painted matt black to pretend to be carbon
3. Fast n Furious style graphics (car tattoo)
4. Neon antenna (must not function as radio arial though)
5. Supra style rear wing
6. After market blue-glow fogs bolted to bottom of bumber
7. Fake Subaru scoop
8. DTM mirrors with indicators in (Pref chrome)

Always happy to please..............nearly reached perfection :D
http://www.sxoc.com/vbb/attachment.php?s=&postid=431867
(hope this works as planned - sadly had to be made smaller due to file size.......)

ScoobyDoo

08-07-2003, 13:16

smiffad that is quality mate!

Ken

08-07-2003, 13:20

Fantastic Smiffad:notworthy

SMiFFAD

08-07-2003, 13:21

Next projects for JB's car:

- jumpy upy and downy suspension......
- bonnet scoop and rear wing ;)

- just been reminded - viper stripes :D

ScoobyDoo

08-07-2003, 13:29

Originally posted by smiffad
just been reminded - viper stripes :D

Gotta be white stripes

08-07-2003, 14:55

The car's gonna be weighed down with so much shit it'll never move if you're not careful smiffad :wack:

SR20DET

08-07-2003, 15:14

:D :D :D classic

Ant

12-07-2003, 21:54

Has anyone noticed how many times that pic has been downloaded :eek:

12-07-2003, 22:15

:cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

Everyone now thinks that's what I'm really like

:cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

;)

Leon

12-07-2003, 22:24

Originally posted by JB
:cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

Everyone now thinks that's what I'm really like

:cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

;)

Poor JBling...
;)

SMiFFAD

14-07-2003, 21:44

1391 downloads :eek:

Do i win a prize for the most popular down load? :D

Having met JB on saturay at longwell, i was gutted he had taken most of the mods off :D

14-07-2003, 22:13

Originally posted by smiffad
1391 downloads :eek:

Do i win a prize for the most popular down load? :D

Having met JB on saturay at longwell, i was gutted he had taken most of the mods off :D
Lik I told yous on saturday (i fink hit wuz yous I said dis to anyway)it took all night to take everythin off da auto fe da drive down to longwell.

Wiv all me tasteful mods in place I onle get 2mpg an' can't get da auto above 30mph.