yeager
06-07-2003, 11:30
JOKE:
I was happy. My girlfriend and I were dating for over a year, and so we
decided to get married.
My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my
girlfriend? She was a dream!
There was only one thing bothering me, a great deal, and that was my
mother-in-law to be.
She was a career woman, smart, but most of all beautiful and sexy, who
sometimes flirted with me, quite obviously,
too, and made me feel uncomfortable.
One day, she called me and asked me to come over, to check the
invitations.
So I went. She was alone, and when I arrived, she whispered to me, that
soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that
she can't overcome. So before I got married and committed my life to her
daughter, she wanted to make love to me just once.
What could I say? I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
So, she said, I'll go to the bedroom, and if you are up for it, just
come and get me. I just watched her delicious behind as she went up the
stairs. I stood there for a moment, and then turned around and went to
the front door..... I opened it, and stepped out of the house.
Her husband was standing outside, and with tears in his eyes, hugged me
and said, "We are very happy and pleased, you have passed our little
test. We couldn't have asked for a better man for our daughter.
Welcome to the family."
Lesson learned.
The motto being ...........................
always keep your condoms in your car.
I was happy. My girlfriend and I were dating for over a year, and so we
decided to get married.
My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my
girlfriend? She was a dream!
There was only one thing bothering me, a great deal, and that was my
mother-in-law to be.
She was a career woman, smart, but most of all beautiful and sexy, who
sometimes flirted with me, quite obviously,
too, and made me feel uncomfortable.
One day, she called me and asked me to come over, to check the
invitations.
So I went. She was alone, and when I arrived, she whispered to me, that
soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that
she can't overcome. So before I got married and committed my life to her
daughter, she wanted to make love to me just once.
What could I say? I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
So, she said, I'll go to the bedroom, and if you are up for it, just
come and get me. I just watched her delicious behind as she went up the
stairs. I stood there for a moment, and then turned around and went to
the front door..... I opened it, and stepped out of the house.
Her husband was standing outside, and with tears in his eyes, hugged me
and said, "We are very happy and pleased, you have passed our little
test. We couldn't have asked for a better man for our daughter.
Welcome to the family."
Lesson learned.
The motto being ...........................
always keep your condoms in your car.