Jeff
03-07-2003, 12:25
The only dreaming I usually do is day dreaming but when I do dream they are usually :wack: I wouldn't usually post such weirdness but it seems a bit quiet today so what the hell, here's last nights:
It's the middle ages (I'm wearing itchy sack cloth clothes) and I am getting on to a small boat. I'm an acrobat of some kind employed to entertain folk at someones wedding (taking place on a bigger boat that this one is tethered to). The act starts and the boats rocking all over the place so I don't want to do the forward rolls etc I'm supposed to (plus I'm too fat and my clothes itch!). Oddly my Dad is also one of the acrobats and he's not enjoying himself too much either.
Once the act is done my Dad vanishes and I go mingle with the other guests. It's now the 20th century (no more itchy clothes). Despite the fact that I've never met her or even know what she looks like Hayley (from this board) is the person getting married. She stood near the bar and is telling off Graham Thorpe (who is usually an England batsman but in my dream is a doctor for some reason) because he parked in his own parking space. Someone parked in her space and she's blaming Graham as if he'd not used his space, the interloper could have used his space instead of her's. She is furious at how he could he be so inconsiderate on her wedding day!
After listening to the arguement I decide I should have a wash (cos of the acrobatic's I didn't do) so go to the bogs. I wash me hands and go to dry them but there is only 1 huge towel. Someone is using one end but as it's so big I think I'll be ok to use the other. The person using the other end is JB (who again I have never met) and he goes nuts, telling me I am rude and should wait until he's finished. I can't be arsed to wait or to argue so I just wander off with wet hands.
With all the arguing I decide I need a beer. The boat is now magically moored outside a pub. Me and my Dad (who has re-appeared) go on deck and look into the pub beer garden. Trigger from 'Only Fools and Horses' is sat there with a pint and tells us to come join him. We go on shore and wander around the outside of this huge pub looking for a way in. There's adverts for beers I've never heard of all over the place but no entrance.
After what seems like ages we give up and return to the boat which is now a futuristic submarine type thing. My Dad vanishes again and I go inside. Thing is I am still seeing the boat from the outside?? Then I'm on the bridge with the captain who decides to see how fast his amazing new submarine will go. It's cranked up and all the propellors are thrashing madly and we get up to mach 8! I'm seeing this from outside the submarine again now.
Unfortunately because we're going so quickly no one notices the tropical isaland in the way and we crash into it. There's fire and corpses everywhere but luckily I am thrown clear. Jason Statham (From Snatch and The Transporter) stumbles from the wreckage. He is on fire but is too hard to care and decides he needs to light a cigarette before extinguishing the flames, despite the fact that the sea is only a few yards away. He lights the fag from his burning clothes, before realising he's not as hard as he thinks and he collapses and dies.
The end - alarm clock goes off, I wake up - very confused! :wack:
It's the middle ages (I'm wearing itchy sack cloth clothes) and I am getting on to a small boat. I'm an acrobat of some kind employed to entertain folk at someones wedding (taking place on a bigger boat that this one is tethered to). The act starts and the boats rocking all over the place so I don't want to do the forward rolls etc I'm supposed to (plus I'm too fat and my clothes itch!). Oddly my Dad is also one of the acrobats and he's not enjoying himself too much either.
Once the act is done my Dad vanishes and I go mingle with the other guests. It's now the 20th century (no more itchy clothes). Despite the fact that I've never met her or even know what she looks like Hayley (from this board) is the person getting married. She stood near the bar and is telling off Graham Thorpe (who is usually an England batsman but in my dream is a doctor for some reason) because he parked in his own parking space. Someone parked in her space and she's blaming Graham as if he'd not used his space, the interloper could have used his space instead of her's. She is furious at how he could he be so inconsiderate on her wedding day!
After listening to the arguement I decide I should have a wash (cos of the acrobatic's I didn't do) so go to the bogs. I wash me hands and go to dry them but there is only 1 huge towel. Someone is using one end but as it's so big I think I'll be ok to use the other. The person using the other end is JB (who again I have never met) and he goes nuts, telling me I am rude and should wait until he's finished. I can't be arsed to wait or to argue so I just wander off with wet hands.
With all the arguing I decide I need a beer. The boat is now magically moored outside a pub. Me and my Dad (who has re-appeared) go on deck and look into the pub beer garden. Trigger from 'Only Fools and Horses' is sat there with a pint and tells us to come join him. We go on shore and wander around the outside of this huge pub looking for a way in. There's adverts for beers I've never heard of all over the place but no entrance.
After what seems like ages we give up and return to the boat which is now a futuristic submarine type thing. My Dad vanishes again and I go inside. Thing is I am still seeing the boat from the outside?? Then I'm on the bridge with the captain who decides to see how fast his amazing new submarine will go. It's cranked up and all the propellors are thrashing madly and we get up to mach 8! I'm seeing this from outside the submarine again now.
Unfortunately because we're going so quickly no one notices the tropical isaland in the way and we crash into it. There's fire and corpses everywhere but luckily I am thrown clear. Jason Statham (From Snatch and The Transporter) stumbles from the wreckage. He is on fire but is too hard to care and decides he needs to light a cigarette before extinguishing the flames, despite the fact that the sea is only a few yards away. He lights the fag from his burning clothes, before realising he's not as hard as he thinks and he collapses and dies.
The end - alarm clock goes off, I wake up - very confused! :wack: