Bimmer driver gets his comuppance and PSML!

[Martin T]

I was driving from the Avenue Of Rememberance towards Cowdray Avenue, and at the roundabout where they meet North Station road, I was in the left lane, going ahead. The exit to the left of me is full of cars, but there's enough room for me to go straight ahead as I planned.
This was until some w@nker driving a new 3 series Bimmer, oh his phone cut right in front of me, blocking me off completaly. There was nothing I could do but sit there swearing (my window was opened. He could quite easily have stopped before he did allowing both lanes where I was to go, and there was no way I could have stole his place in the queue, but the w@nker did this anyway.

Well someone must have heard how pissed I was in the right hand lane because this red Fiesta Van drove past me with the passanger hanging out the window saying "dont worry mate, we'll soak him"
He proceeded to point a huge Super soaker or something out of the window as he was driving past, and soaked the Bimmer driver!:D :notworthy :thumbs:
He then poked his head out of the window again to see me giving him the thumbs up.

One W@nker put in his place!:D :D :D :D
If I met the guy again, I would deffinately give him a pint!:thumbs:

[Nick_S]

Hehe but what was in the super soaker ? piss i bet. It seems to be a bit of a trend round our way to 'soak' peeps on mountain bikes with piss. Don't ask must be a northern thing.....

Nick.

[Martin T]

Hope it was:D Doubt hel'' cut ppl up so much with his window open.

[JB]

How shocking :D :D :D :D :D :cool:

[ALPINESTAR]

If that happened 2 me I think the road rage would slowly turn into a massive grin for the rest of the day.:thumbs:
considering I send around 2 hrs a day traffic, behind a milk float (they need a NOS upgrade) , merc drivers cutting me up or someone who has'nt got a clue in which lane they want 2 be in.

Sweet
:wave:

[Jacko]

That would have so made my day :D :D :D .

I'm definately keeping one in the car from now on :thumbs:

[B.L]

superb:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

[mickstreet]

brilliant, wished I'd been there!:thumbs:

[piehound]

used to carry squeezy ketchup for them moments lol

[TAC]

Milk would be good :D

[Martin T]

Originally posted by TAC
Milk would be good :D
:confused:

[seb]

Originally posted by Nick_S
Hehe but what was in the super soaker ? piss i bet. It seems to be a bit of a trend round our way to 'soak' peeps on mountain bikes with piss. Don't ask must be a northern thing.....

Nick.

A word comes to mind.... oh yes, "twat", that's the one. ::)

Actually I'll retract that since you didn't say YOU do it, but SXOC wont let me delete the post.

[seb]

I'm intrigued - where was the BMW driver coming from? If he coming from the roundabout somewhere, then surely he had every right to do what he did, as he had right of way over you? Sure, he could have stopped a few metres short to allow you through, but I'd hardly slag him off as much as you have done since he didn't actually DO anything wrong.



Originally posted by Martin T
there was no way I could have stole his place in the queue

You sure? This isn't made apparant by your post, you were in the left hand lane, could clearly have been about to turn left into the queue on that exit that the BMW joined?

[Martin T]

Originally posted by seb
I'm intrigued - where was the BMW driver coming from? If he coming from the roundabout somewhere, then surely he had every right to do what he did, as he had right of way over you? Sure, he could have stopped a few metres short to allow you through, but I'd hardly slag him off as much as you have done since he didn't actually DO anything wrong.
I do believe there are keep clear markings on that part of the roundabout, but if there aren't, then its just common courtesy.
Its also not illegal to just sit in the outside lane of a motorway, blocking it the whole time, but the people are still arseholes for doing it. Usually bimmer drivers as well in that case.



You sure? This isn't made apparant by your post, you were in the left hand lane, could clearly have been about to turn left into the queue on that exit that the BMW joined?
Position of the car to my left and my postiion made it impossible.

[seb]

Originally posted by Martin T
[B]Its also not illegal to just sit in the outside lane of a motorway, blocking it the whole time, but the people are still arseholes for doing it. Usually bimmer drivers as well in that case.

Well in THIS case I think the highway code states that you should be in the inside lane unless you are passing slower traffic. It's not a law as such, but it is in the book.

I'm not defending the Beemer driver for blocking you, but I do think you're overreacting big-style. Exactly the same thing happens to me when I leave work *every* day, and it's not just beemer drivers.

And what's wrong with BMW drivers anyway? Well sorted, reliable, quality, rear-wheel drive cars. The whole "bmx driver" stereotype is largely misguided - there's plenty of twats out there in all makes/classes of cars.

[Martin T]

Originally posted by seb
And what's wrong with BMW drivers anyway? Well sorted, reliable, quality, rear-wheel drive cars. The whole "bmx driver" stereotype is largely misguided - there's plenty of twats out there in all makes/classes of cars.
Tell you what. I do appx 55,000 miles per year. When you done that many miles in that little time, you tell me what you think of the various drivers of various makes of cars. And yes there are twats in all makes of car. But they usually drive bimmers.:wack:

[Dave_S]

Originally posted by Martin T
:confused:

Ever smelt Milk when it's gone off Martin?? imagine that in the interior of your car :D

Dave