Ultimate Driving Guide ! Read Now !

[Lenagh]

:D

http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=55

Lowtax always has been one of the gods of original internet comedy content imo :notworthy :notworthy :notworthy :notworthy

[Lenagh]

Originally posted by Lenagh
SPHERE OF AWARENESS: Limited to his cellphone and approximately 10 feet in front of his car
CHANCES OF ENCOUNTER: High
AVERAGE SPEED: Obscenely fast
DRIVING STYLE: Dangerous
DESCRIPTION: The Very Important Businessman, due primarily to his high rate of speed, is a very hostile creature. They usually drive expensive German vehicles or fancy SUVs at velocities up to 200 miles an hour (in the Metric system that's 984.12 micrograms per cubical). The Very Important Businessman suffers from "Me Syndrome", a disease which convinces him that he's the only person that exists in the world. This flaw results in The Very Important Businessman devoting absolutely no attention to the safety of others or the effect his erratic driving may have on them. As far as he's concerned, all other vehicles are simply large metallic paperweights that are trying to slow him down and keep him from getting to the golf course for his scheduled tee time. Unfortunately, the only known cure for "Me Syndrome" is death (either yours or his). The Very Important Businessman has a short temper and likes to scream at cars around him, so next time you see one, insult the Republican party and watch the sparks fly!

lol class :notworthy :notworthy :notworthy :notworthy

[Yak]

Tinting your own windows not only saves money but it looks real cool as well. Nothing says "class" quite like a vehicle which has countless bubbles and tears all over the windshield. It's like driving around in a lava lamp! Far out, brother!

:thumbs: :notworthy

[Lenagh]

bumped for a new day :D

[Ant]

That is CLASS! :D :D :D

[Martin T]

I did in fact read the whole lot. How sad am I?:rolleyes:

[ALPINESTAR]

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[Dave_S]

OMG :D :D :D :D :D

I actually have tears running down my face from that :thumbs: :notworthy :D

Dave

[Lenagh]

LOOK OUT ITS THE NORWEGIAN HOME BOYZ !!! :D :D :notworthy :notworthy :notworthy :notworthy :notworthy