View Full Version : Ripper's W*nker of the week.......
The Tw@t in a Volvo estate who parked behind me at Tesco and blocked me in!:eek:
I was in one of those bays next to a flower bed that they put in the extreme corners of the carpark and he parked in in the other space that was next to the flower bed - ie at a right angle to me.
Only thing is he left 18 inches of his front bumper poking out BEHIND my shopper and I ended up having to do a 15-point turn to get out. Now how inconsiderate is that!!!?
Most girlies would have ploughed straight into him!!
Anyway, I left the f*cker a note - which he read while Mrs.Ripper was getting into the car.
He looked none too pleased (serves the selfish b@stard right). I included a work beginning with 'C' and a word beginning with 'TWA' (;) ) in the note.
I think he will be looking for me in the future - good luck to him; He was quite a big bloke but, alas, not quite big enough :wack:
Oh, I also suggested that if he couldn't park his car properly he should buy something more suitable - like a Metro :p :p :p
lol:D
what a complete tosspiece tho! some ppl are just shockingly ignorant!
hehe, sweet. I never bother but it sounds like great fun, I'll have my pen and paper at the ready in future :thumbs: :thumbs:
PMSL :D :D :D
Funniest post I've read in a while :D :D :notworthy
I've never left a note before but this just took the biscuit!
How I didn't just reverse into him I don't know but I wasn't too pleased.
I was actually hoping he would turn up as I was doing it - he was only about 90 secs late......
I sit in the same place or thereabouts when I'm in Tescos so I might see him again.
As long as I haven't got Ripper Junior-ess with me I'll be up for it.
F*ck him, that's what I say :thumbs:
lol nice one!! would have loved to have seen his face :D
Dave
I had one bloke on Sat who, as I was going into Bluewater following my mates Integrale, decided that the 2-lane roundabout was actually 1-lane, and he would take the 'racing line' - while I was alongside him.
The fcuker actually forced me into clipping the inside kerb on the roundabout! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
Blissfully unaware he followed me and actually ended up parking a few feet from me - at which point I let rip at how fcuking careless he'd been and that he should be a damn sight more careful in future - lots of swearing was involved.
Having said that, he did apologise, and the poor bloke did look so scared at me hurling insults at him and probably thinking my mates and I were going to start on him that later on I felt quite guilty :( He even got back in his car and drove off (presumably to park elsewhere) so as to get away from us. :(
Martin T
30-06-2003, 01:55
No sympathy for the bloke. Because of him your alloys are scuffed. Sorry dont fix them.
Actually they're not, as the Goodyear F1's have rim protectors (stop sniggering at the back) on them. They did their job perfectly and the rim remained undamaged, with only a bit of scuffing on the tyre itself.
Rim protectors :rolleyes:
Have you just made that up, Keith? :D :D :D
PMSL @ rim protectors :D :D
Keith is right, newer tires are coming with rim protectors these days, wont protect your wife from scuffing the rim though:D
Err he kids you not...
On the F1's there is a bit of rubber which sticks out further that the alloy itself and serves a a 'rim protector'....
:wave:
Very frustrating :mad:
But I'm afraid that w@nker of the week goes to the chap I encountered on Saturday. See my post about the driving instructor. :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
yip my Eagle F1's in the new GSD3 pattern have a rib that runs around the outside wall which protects your rim
Look, could people stop saying the word "rim" please, its still making me laugh :D :D
Originally posted by dunc
Look, could people stop saying the word "rim" please, its still making me laugh :D :D
:eek: :eek: perv :p
Nice one. Can't stand people leave their cars wherever they stop and not checking if they've parked 2mm away from your driver's door or straddling 3 spaces! :mad:
I park on private land with a small gateway off the road and had some tw@ park his car across half of the gateway overnight. Luckily I was already out and couldn't get back in. He got a vitreous note too. Guess what? It was a Volvo 440. :rolleyes: What do you have to do? Paint a huge note on the road saying: "For all Tw@s. This is a gateway in use 24 hours a day. Please don't be a tosser by parking here." :mad:
I remember when my new tyres were being put on my wheels last week, the pop that goes off when the rubber hits my rim always makes me jump... :eek: :):D
i went out for lunch to find some bloke putting his hands on my wheels... i therefore shouted at the top of my voice...
"OI... GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY RIM!!"
For me the w@nker of the week is definately the little tw@t keying my car :mad: http://www.sxoc.com/vbb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=47134
Originally posted by SR20DET
For me the w@nker of the week is definately the little tw@t keying my car :mad: http://www.sxoc.com/vbb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=47134
Clearly there is some serious competition for this title, not least from within our own ranks.
Originally posted by deej-79
Rim, Rim, Rim,
Oi! Stop-it :mad:
:D :D
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