Oh nuts!!!

[Hayley]

Guys I need your help. How can I make sure that Andy lays on one side all night, facing me. :confused:
The idiot has eaten 2 large bags of nuts and I'm frightened of him farting in the night and going off like a machine gun. :eek: :eek:

[Wak]

PML :D

I thought you were going to say to stop him snoring

[Jezz_S13]

spike his whisky with piriton and put him on the settee. :):thumbs:

[Hayley]

But I could find him impailed in the wall in the morning. ;) :D

I'm scared. :cry:

[dunc]

I agree with Jezz, I wouldn't risk being in the same bed!

:D :D

[dunc]

Originally posted by Hayley
But I could find him impailed in the wall in the morning. ;) :D



:D Good point! Put him in a sleeping bag, that way it's only him taking the risk!

[AndyT]

I'm going to try and play "God save the queen" against the radiator :D

Aren't nuts great :wave:

[Leon]

PMSL

You've got a spare room - tie him to the bedstead...