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After listening to the song
"Take you to the gay bar"
several times I summised this tune can be adapted to
"Take you for a ride in the gay car"
Which I now SCREAM out the window at MX5 owners who all of a sudden come out of the woodwork with their tops down during summer.
Anyway I want to compile a list of the gheyest cars on the road.
I have
Mazda MX5
BMW Z3
:wack:
hyundai coupe - saying that tho ive yet to see a MAN driving em, so perhaps its a lesbos car???
Radio 1 was doing this on friday afternoon, while i was stuck in a traffic jam round bognor........Gay carioki :D had two contenstants , one in a bright yellow KA and one white van man who was driving a beford rascle singing YMCA at the top of there voices with the windows down :D was quite funny :D
Originally posted by hadyn
hyundai coupe - saying that tho ive yet to see a MAN driving em, so perhaps its a lesbos car???
My brother in law has one................but ill let you off, i have my suspisions about him ;)
was it on that tosser Chris Moyle's show????
i really hate that d*ckhead!!! :mad: :mad:
MGF
Mercedes C55 AMG (Clarksons Car)
Suzuki Vitara
New Megan
New Beelte
Lotus Elan (newer ones)
Lenaghs S14a
Porsche 924
BMW Compact (new shape)
Smart
Smart Coupe
Theres a few for you!
Rob wastegate
25-06-2003, 10:14
Suzuki cappucino
Escort convertables.
Any off road car with lots of crome bits and no dirt on it.....
Rob wastegate
25-06-2003, 10:16
suzuki vitara wideboy
Smart Roadster
Which would get the gheyest ever tho. I still think its the MX-5
future gay car: Honda S2000
Disagree about the MX5 being a gay car. Some cars that are gay though are:
BMW Z3
Porsche 924
MGTF
Hyundai Coupe
Nissan 100NX
Mazda MX3
Peugeot 206CC
Merc SLC
Rob wastegate
25-06-2003, 10:18
porsche boxter
Originally posted by hadyn
future gay car: Honda S2000
No, no, no, no.
I love those cars :notworthy
Originally posted by hadyn
was it on that tosser Chris Moyle's show????
i really hate that d*ckhead!!! :mad: :mad:
It was but he's on holiday, i think hes quite funny meself, anyway, gay cars:
- Streeet KA,
- Hyundi coupe
- Z3
- MX5
- 206 cc
- Alfa GTO ( gtv?) (or what ever they are - just screams i love gay bars)
- beetle (new one, old one ok)
- vw lupo,
- mr2's (just always look better with women driveing....not partularly gay)
- new celica,
- smart car
- MGF
- 2CV
- lotus elan,
- um, run out now, sure ill think of some more.......
- boxter.....
Mid-life crisis gay car: New Celica
Rob wastegate
25-06-2003, 10:21
Lol, They sell them with free big coller shirt and gold chain
Its the ego pack
I know its got some poke, but im afraid to say cosmetically the lotus elise is very gay as well!!
it even has a feminine name!
Originally posted by JB
Disagree about the MX5 being a gay car. Some cars that are gay though are:
BMW Z3
Porsche 924
MGTF
Hyundai Coupe
Nissan 100NX
Mazda MX3
Peugeot 206CC
Merc SLC
OMG Pete was right you are a closet homosexual :D
Originally posted by Lenagh
OMG Pete was right you are a closet homosexual :D
Don't get me started :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
Originally posted by Lenagh
OMG Pete was right you are a closet homosexual :D
LOL, the MX5 is the gay icon of the car world :D, its the julien clairy, the dale winton, the barrymore!
Careful. What about the Silvias or Fairladys??? (Directed at Haydn's comment btw)
How will I break the news to my missus... my babby... my parents :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
LOL - Ive seen a lot of don johnson/stripper types driving 300ZXs over the years, but i doubt you could label them 'gay'
Originally posted by Starionman
Careful. What about the Silvias or Fairladys???
Granted gay names but you cant call a 300zx gay :eek: the things about as gay as hue heffner :D (however you spell that...)
Porsche Boxters ARE NOT GAY!
At lot of it depends what you mean by a gay car. If it is a car drien by gay ppl, then you'll have to include the Starion. And if you do that, the coyote will not be amused :mad:
Limp wristed cars on teh other hand include:
KA
Street KA
Cuore
That silver CRX T Top I posted the other day (not the wedge CRX tho)
MGF
Any of the new MGs. They're Rovers with new trusses FGS
Vx Meriva
MINI
just a few, i'm sure i can think of more later
okay, porsche boxters are more strap on dildo than gay..;)
Originally posted by Vez
Porsche Boxters ARE NOT GAY!
ha ha, your a funny man :D
http://cartalk.cars.com/About/Gay-Lesbian/gay-guy1.html
http://channels.gay.com/living/auto/package.html?sernum=496
& :confused: http://www.gccc.tk/ :wack:
and
:confused: :wack: :eek: :wack:
http://uktop100.reuters.com/latest/Land_Rover/top10/20021217-AUTOS-FORD-ADVERTISING-UPDATE-1.ASP
Porsche Boxters come with a free tub of lubricant afaik.
Thats why they call em boxters coz if you step up for a fight with one you get pounded all around the ring :D :D :D :D ahem....
Originally posted by smiffad
ha ha, your a funny man :D
Ok, thinking about it they may not be gay, there jusy bloody annoying.........;)
OMG how could I forget the ultimate GAY sports car !!
AUDI TT
Originally posted by Lenagh
OMG how could I forget the ultimate GAY sports car !!
AUDI TT
oooooooo touchy one that, i could introduce you to someone who works here in our it dept who would dissagree, and i wouldnt argue it either as he about 6.5 foot high and built like a brick sh1t house :D bit of a flash geeza though.......
Just coz your tall doesn't mean your excluded.
Look at Clarkson :D
The fact a very big bloke bought such a girly car just means he gets a gay multiplier of x4
Originally posted by Lenagh
After listening to the song
"Take you for a ride in the gay car"
Be careful to enunciate clearly. You never know, you might get an acceptance but not for what you think.
:D
Originally posted by Vez
Porsche Boxters ARE NOT GAY!
NBC gave each of the four main characters of "gay" sitcom, "Will & Grace," identical convertible Porsche Boxters. Each Boxter carries a $100,000 price tag and were tokens of appreciation.
z3
mx5
elise
puma
cougar
probe
new pink corsa
shall i go on.....
vitara
seicento
cinquecento
new mini
tigra
new beetle
old beetle
lupo
figaro
boxter
im getting bored now......
TT
hope there's enough there for you:D
Originally posted by Lenagh
Just coz your tall doesn't mean your excluded.
Look at Clarkson :D
The fact a very big bloke bought such a girly car just means he gets a gay multiplier of x4
fair point but i do like tt's myself, not for the power, but the designs cool, (i am not gay.......dont even go there.... :))
Originally posted by smiffad
fair point but i do like tt's myself, not for the power, but the designs cool, (i am not gay.......dont even go there.... :))
touchy subject?
;)
ScoobyDoo
25-06-2003, 10:48
New Beetle
Jeep Wrangler
VW Lupo
MX5
MG F
i said DONT go there :D - ill set me girl friend on you :D
Originally posted by Starionman
Limp wristed cars on teh other hand include:
Street KA
CRX T Top
have to disagree there with you mate, although i wouldn't buy a street ka i actually think they look quite good, when i was car hunting i narrowed it down to a choice between the ***** and a CRX transtop, i just love that roof. Chose the ***** in the end due to;
1.cheaper price
2.more performance
3.more tuning potential
:)
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