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andyf
25-06-2003, 07:50
The great silverback now works at Halfords.

Discuss.

Ken
25-06-2003, 08:03
Genius, if he get's staff discount, even though they sell a lot of crap stuff they do do some decent stuff:thumbs:

Dave_S
25-06-2003, 08:07
Genius if he can convert them from the inside :D

Dave

Jezz_S13
25-06-2003, 08:33
Ripspeed Ape.

JB
25-06-2003, 08:49
Genius. He's got a ready made market with Pete and his mates for selling all that crap to. He'll make a fortune out of commission.

shadowninja
25-06-2003, 09:32
??? does he have to have all useful car knowledge removed from his memory then? ;)

Nathan_200sx
25-06-2003, 09:42
Ahhh so that last Halfords advert was a recruiting campain then? ;):D

Jim
25-06-2003, 10:55
It'll be funny watching his decline as slowly the neons and the tacky cr*p that they sell mysteriously appears on his car... ;)

Just kidding, a jobs a job...

moondog
25-06-2003, 11:13
i'd imagine it could be a laugh, slagging off all the barry's and kev's that come in

kev:[half broken spotty teenager voice]'excuse me mr ape man, do you have any peco BB2 backboxes in stock for a 1.0L nova, I'm trying to make it look like my dream car, the nova GTE, I've already got the grey plastic GTE bodykit, and I've got these wicked neon washer jets that glow blue when you turn your lights on [/half broken spotty teenager voice].

matt-j: 'yes, certainly sir, that'll be £400 please'

kev: '[dissapointed spotty teenager voice] oh, ok then, guess I'll have to work 300 hours overtime at maccy d's [/dissapointed spotty teenager voice] {walks off sulking, tears running down his cheeks}


:p :p :D

Dave_S
25-06-2003, 11:17
Originally posted by moondogr
i'd imagine it could be a laugh, slagging off all the barry's and kev's that come in

kev:[half broken spotty teenager voice]'excuse me mr ape man, do you have any peco BB2 backboxes in stock for a 1.0L nova, I'm trying to make it look like my dream car, the nova GTE, I've already got the grey plastic GTE bodykit, and I've got these wicked neon washer jets that glow blue when you turn your lights on [/half broken spotty teenager voice].

matt-j: 'yes, certainly sir, that'll be £400 please'

kev: '[dissapointed spotty teenager voice] oh, ok then, guess I'll have to work 300 hours overtime at maccy d's [/dissapointed spotty teenager voice] {walks off sulking, tears running down his cheeks}


:p :p :D

PMSL!!! :D :D :D :D :D :notworthy

Dave

matt_j
25-06-2003, 12:06
PML at you guys, i went for "secret" option number 3:D

RAH I FOUGHT THE LAW AND WON!:wack:

well jobs a job, i dont mind a bit of stick:D i am teh rebel halfords employee and i get to influence people who dont have a clue:D, i stay well away from ripspeed tho jezz you tart:D

shadowninja
25-06-2003, 12:06
Originally posted by Little_Jim
It'll be funny watching his decline as slowly the neons and the tacky cr*p that they sell mysteriously appears on his car... ;)

Just kidding, a jobs a job...


and so it begins... http://www.geocities.com/corneringfun/matt_j/

:rolleyes:

matt_j
25-06-2003, 12:09
Originally posted by shadowninja
and so it begins... http://www.geocities.com/corneringfun/matt_j/

:rolleyes:
PML darren:D:D:D:D:D:D:D di you do that?:D:D:D

FANTASTIC! i wanna see the maddest halfords modded matt_j car, best one wins in a vote or group poll or something:D get me some 2f2f halfords advertisng stickers on the side;)


btw halfords actually sell the 2f2f paint codes now and all graphics to suit all cars:|

shadowninja
25-06-2003, 12:21
*snigger* i'd enter but it'd hurt my eyes after a while ;)

dobergoose
25-06-2003, 12:36
GGRRRR My competition, I run a small independant bke shop and all I do is fix Halfords bikes all day long, they use untrained monkeys to build up there bikes, and tell there customers to go to my shop to get them fixed.

Matt u haven't been asked to build and bikes yet have you?

matt_j
25-06-2003, 12:50
Originally posted by dobergoose

Matt u haven't been asked to build and bikes yet have you?
they originally offered me a job on bikes and i refused, i hate them and odnt want anything to do with them, im strictly parts mate thats all:)

Jim
25-06-2003, 13:00
Made with halfords own, took two minutes mate:

But why would you wanna do that to yer wonderful car... Btw what wheels you got m8?

matt_j
25-06-2003, 13:17
oh that is fantastic mate:D wow what class:D heh i dont wanna do it but something computer wise is funny as feck:D:D:D:D need it combined with the neon glow, i love the carefully selected wheel trims:thumbs: they are diamond cut you know those ones LOL

the wheels in the pic are just stock facelift alloys mate, summit to clear my 4 pots, now got some 18's goin on when the car is ready:)

Jim
25-06-2003, 13:19
Yeah Matt, I was curious about the 18s you mention in the Sig...

I know you are not going to do it really I was just joshing...

matt_j
25-06-2003, 13:23
heh how do you knwo i aint serious? LOL:D

18s in attachment:)

matt_j
25-06-2003, 13:24
:)

Gary@APT
25-06-2003, 13:29
Originally posted by Ken
Genius, if he get's staff discount, even though they sell a lot of crap stuff they do do some decent stuff:thumbs:

discounts from halfords you'll be lucky the girl who works at ripspeed in norwich once said she can buy cheaper from us than with there staff discount scheme:p

moondog
25-06-2003, 13:32
here's my effort, i dont have photoshop so i did it in paintbrush, but you get the idea;) :D

matts car (http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid67/pacf8a38665342f4564ac54a47ad6c450/fbd763ed.jpg.orig.jpg)

matt_j
25-06-2003, 13:37
Originally posted by gary SCA
discounts from halfords you'll be lucky the girl who works at ripspeed in norwich once said she can buy cheaper from us than with there staff discount scheme:p

exactly that, but it depends on who you know in Halfords;)

moondogr, attachment no worky:(

Jim
25-06-2003, 13:45
Moondogr's picture without imagestation tags:

Whoa!!! (http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid67/pacf8a38665342f4564ac54a47ad6c450/fbd763ed.jpg)

matt_j
25-06-2003, 14:04
Originally posted by Little_Jim
Moondogr's picture without imagestation tags:

Whoa!!! (http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid67/pacf8a38665342f4564ac54a47ad6c450/fbd763ed.jpg)
OMG MAYEB WE SHOULD STOP I THINK MY HEART JUST BROKE IN TWO:eek::cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

moondog
25-06-2003, 14:27
:p :p :D :D

andyf
25-06-2003, 15:14
Oh now that's funny :)

Here's something else that's funny - Matt wanted an Astra GTE previously :D

matt_j
25-06-2003, 15:24
Originally posted by andyf
Oh now that's funny :)

Here's something else that's funny - Matt wanted an Astra GTE previously :D

pffffffffffffft you wanted a nissan micra, AND you bought one, AND then accepted delivery of a PURPLE one when you rolled the other due to crap driving:p

golders
25-06-2003, 15:35
boys, boys!

matt_j
25-06-2003, 15:37
Originally posted by golders
boys, boys!

yes 100nx gaylord?:D:D:D:p;)

andyf
25-06-2003, 15:38
Originally posted by matt_j
pffffffffffffft you wanted a nissan micra, AND you bought one, AND then accepted delivery of a PURPLE one when you rolled the other due to crap driving:p


That maybe so (and I LIKED the micra!) but I do recall someone in a 1600cc sunny FAILING to keep up with above mentioned 1000cc "purple bollock" and discovering the joys of potato farming!

andyf
25-06-2003, 15:39
Originally posted by golders
boys, boys!


bite me 100NX EVIL :D:D:D:wave:

matt_j
25-06-2003, 15:42
Originally posted by andyf
That maybe so (and I LIKED the micra!) but I do recall someone in a 1600cc sunny FAILING to keep up with above mentioned 1000cc "purple bollock" and discovering the joys of potato farming!
ahem, i was young, 12 year old barge vs brand new tight go kart handling micra, i learnt my lesson......

you however went on a micra lovin mission, down at nissan on the verge of buying the newer 1.3 model for what you quoted back then...."the performance increase!" PML:D:D

andyf
25-06-2003, 15:45
Originally posted by matt_j
you however went on a micra lovin mission, down at nissan on the verge of buying the newer 1.3 model for what you quoted back then...."the performance increase!" PML:D:D

Good god man! You were CONVINCING me to buy it! You were telling me what a good deal it would be to swap up for the better model :D But then I saw sense and bought a 200sx :)

matt_j
25-06-2003, 15:47
Originally posted by andyf
God good man! You were CONVINCING me to buy it! You were telling me what a good deal it would be to swap up for the better model :D But then I saw sense and bought a 200sx :)

erm as i remember i was convincing you whilst sniggering uncontrollably to myself, you would look an even bigger plonker and i wanted a good larf:p

what the hell is "god good man"?:p

saw sense and bought a rusty piece of shit that was the first one you ever so and proceeded to break every working part on it one by one day after day till you broke it to bits:p

andyf
25-06-2003, 15:50
Originally posted by matt_j
saw sense and bought a rusty piece of shit that was the first one you ever so and proceeded to break every working part on it one by one day after day till you broke it to bits:p

But never had grand scale planes to fit the ca18det to a sunny though, eh matt :)

shadowninja
25-06-2003, 17:20
hey nowt wrong with a 100nx. once i had aspirations of upgrading my nissan cherry 1.3gs to one :o (was that noise i just heard the last fragments of credibility i had on this board disappearing? :D )



btw my eyes cant take the pain any more. no more max'd 200s please!

kevin_s14
25-06-2003, 19:43
Originally posted by andyf
That maybe so (and I LIKED the micra!) but I do recall someone in a 1600cc sunny FAILING to keep up with above mentioned 1000cc "purple bollock" and discovering the joys of potato farming!

bloody brilliant wording andy :D :D :D :D :D :D :notworthy :notworthy :notworthy :notworthy :notworthy

Jonnybump
25-06-2003, 20:06
i envy you, matt, as I have forseen your future mods and such

http://www.creation-studios.co.uk/crappy.jpg

PS Please don't make fun of my image manipulation skills... :D

shadowninja
25-06-2003, 20:33
dat car so phat it sinking into de ground, innit!

matt_j
25-06-2003, 22:14
Originally posted by Jonnybump
i envy you, matt, as I have forseen your future mods and such

http://www.creation-studios.co.uk/crappy.jpg

PS Please don't make fun of my image manipulation skills... :D

PML YOU CRAZY BASTARD LOL:D:D:D:D

WE HAVE A WINNER:thumbs: :wack:

Jonnybump
25-06-2003, 22:21
WE HAVE A WINNER:thumbs: :wack:
Cool as a prize could you please send me two neon washer jets in the post.

Many thanks,
(Soon-to-be-extremely-popular-due-to-neon-jets) Jonathan :D :D :D