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Ladies and gents, we've already got the media and thanks threads:thumbs:.
Let's have some of the stories in this one. Please share your favourite bits of the weekender here:sxoc:
My favourite moment has to be winning my own prize in the raffle :wack:
(didn't arrive until Saturday afternoon and then had an early night as I was shattered, so I didn't really see much :o)
Actually, just seeing a post by 200Essex reminds me that my meeting him went something like this :-
Wotcha Cluck, you alright?
And you are who, exactly?
:wack:
Sorry fella :o . I think I was chatting to Danielle at the time and I genuinely had no idea who you were :o . I blame the stresses of work :D
the hall
11-07-2010, 22:20
some would scream FIX :thumbs:
I was inspecting the underside of Jibbers car for dirt ,honestly :nod: I had not fallen over drunk :no:
At 5am sat morning Doc appeared from the camper van and spent 10mins behind a tree, make of that what you will
Rude Dog
11-07-2010, 23:35
Gotta give a mention to sparkyhx on Saturday night and his amazing wardrobe changes for various unmentionable reasons :D
Also the general concensus that "Algie is a cnut, when the crowd says bo selecta". Classic :D
Fitting Cr33ches new exhaust in Temperatures up to 35 oc on an extremely dodgy angle!
I don't know his name, but the anchor-man for the Scottish (IIRC) tug-of-war team drew a huge cheer for not losing his cool in one of the heats. His trousers, yes, but not his cool :notworthy :D
Vigilant Teste
12-07-2010, 00:23
I don't know his name, but the anchor-man for the Scottish (IIRC) tug-of-war team drew a huge cheer for not losing his cool in one of the heats. His trousers, yes, but not his cool :notworthy :D
That was Sparky as well dude :nod: He was anchor on the Northern team. Oh and that story is one of the fails I have recorded in glorious HD to share with everyone in due course :D
Memorable moments: Everything! Weekend of win with the best car club in the world...again! :sxoc:
Apple lost the grudge match. So fan boi's can now just shhh! Got a problem, take it up Daz :D
My personal fails this weekend.
1. Falling out of the bouncy boxing (also have video)
2. Our backbox coming loose and then adrift at a 'totally legitimate" speed on the M1 100 miles from home :annoyed: Stopped safely (dunno how it stayed on the hangers!) Then pulled it off and drove home a little noisily and staying off boost so as not to melt the rear left rubber :wack:
Hope everyone else got back okay. Especially the two casualties of the day :(
Apple lost the grudge match. So fan boi's can now just shhh! Got a problem, take it up Daz :D
FIX FIX FIX FIX FIX lol
sparkyhx
12-07-2010, 08:09
That was Sparky as well dude :nod: He was anchor on the Northern team. Oh and that story is one of the fails I have recorded in glorious HD to share with everyone in due course :D
Memorable moments: Everything! Weekend of win with the best car club in the world...again! :sxoc:
Apple lost the grudge match. So fan boi's can now just shhh! Got a problem, take it up Daz :D
My personal fails this weekend.
1. Falling out of the bouncy boxing (also have video)
2. Our backbox coming loose and then adrift at a 'totally legitimate" speed on the M1 100 miles from home :annoyed: Stopped safely (dunno how it stayed on the hangers!) Then pulled it off and drove home a little noisily and staying off boost so as not to melt the rear left rubber :wack:
Hope everyone else got back okay. Especially the two casualties of the day :(
two mentions already - and HD evidence oh dear - I also came away with a cracked/broken rib as well. Not one of my finest moments............or maybe it was?!
Evilchap
12-07-2010, 08:49
1. Taking JP up the hill after having already done maybe 20 runs, and coming very close to spinning approaching the Esses, the only near miss of my day... but held it :D
2. Car took the abuse all day, it loved it... until the trip home where my other supercharger tensioning pulley appears to have given up, drove home with SC bypassed, but made it in 1 piece :D Cable ties FTW!
two mentions already - and HD evidence oh dear - I also came away with a cracked/broken rib as well. Not one of my finest moments............or maybe it was?!That's not good :( . I took Duncs up for a passenger ride in the afternoon and he had broken his foot playing football on Saturday afternoon :o
Your tug-of-war exhibition was legendary :D :notworthy :notworthy
barryjdart
12-07-2010, 10:18
My memory is of StuartUK spicing up the chili on Sat evening. I think he over did it. His face was a picture. And no, Stu, mine was just right but I think a bit hotter than yours.:wack:
disco-tom
12-07-2010, 11:20
JC - y'er dead. D.E.D dead! :cry:
I don't know his name, but the anchor-man for the Scottish (IIRC) tug-of-war team drew a huge cheer for not losing his cool in one of the heats. His trousers, yes, but not his cool :notworthy :D
The scottish tug of war team were wearing kilts and too busy winning to be dragged gracefully across the field, however I was the scottish teams anchor.
That's not good :( . I took Duncs up for a passenger ride in the afternoon and he had broken his foot playing football on Saturday afternoon :o
Your tug-of-war exhibition was legendary :D :notworthy :notworthy
Yup, that was me you took up the hill, broke my foot beating the english 6-0 at football. :D cheers for the lift and some nice tidy driving. :thumbs:
There was GT4_Baz and the chilli sauce on Friday night, he didnt realise he was only meant to take a drop from the straw - he had the straw-full, then after realising his mistake was offered the chilli vodka to "wash it down" with pmsl he was still moaning about his lips being on fire on Sunday. :D
got a wee bit of time to post properly now:)
Highlights for me - Dlowe lumbering around the site on Friday night - seemed to reach a point of utter wreckedness, but stayed at that level for hours - i lost count of the times i said - 'is he still going'
Sparkyhx's performance on Saturday. starting off with his trouser accident in the T-O-W, then mixing both cocktails with his bacardi resulting in a curdled mess which he then downed in about three gulps. iirc that was the trigger for the wardrobe changes:wack:
Deacs S13 toilet taxi:notworthy - surreal moment seeing amongst others our glorious chairman being transported around the site in the open boot of an S13
car geek Jon's quiz team's answer to who founded Cosworth - Keith Duckworth and Mike Austin, and Jon explaining it was a 'typo':wack: and of course the subsequent medals of win for our stunning quiz performance.
and another surreal one, which is still making me smile - Deacs appearing at the NW circle on the Saturday - 'Bob, Bob - do you want to join the smily knee club'.
my smily knee has faded slightly as i have washed since, but it's still there. i showed it to Rosie (our 2yr old) this morning - 'daddy's knee has a face on it' she announced:D meanwhile Mrs B was less impressed, asserting that there was a risk i'd get blood poisoning:wack:
edit - how can i forget buying 2 buns from the actual BenTaylor in a fetching blonde wig, seashell bra and hula skirt combo. best bit was seeing him give the hair the 'l'oreal flick' several times - he was obviously loving it;)
FullMetalGasket
12-07-2010, 12:35
Deacs in pink nail varnish (video to be posted ;)) and Triangle Non-Sport tyres :D
I don't think there is anyway to explain this event!!!!
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One of the most entertaining parts of the weekend was Saturdays Gladiator style contest and the legendary commentary from Algie and Docwra etc :nod::D
Sparky deserves a special mention for not letting go of the rope...even with trousers round his ankles :eek::thumbs:
A weekend full of win and great moments :nod::sxoc:
jc - y'er dead. D.e.d dead! :cry:
rofl :D
sparkyhx
12-07-2010, 14:25
I don't think there is anyway to explain this event!!!!
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thats just a whole heap of wrong
Vigilant Teste
12-07-2010, 14:34
thats just a whole heap of wrong
Well beyond the call of duty for entertaining the :sxoc: troops that was...it covered several levels of wrong! :nod:
oooh the hot sauce straw......
I genuinely (sp) though I was going to need a ambulance and wake up blind when i got that in my eye..
(its about the only thing that isn't blurry from friday night) and a big thank you to Mrs Def I believe who fixed my eye with some magic whichcraft special sauce in a bottle she squirted in my eye and made the pain calm down (I wont say go away because it was still stinging in the morning!)
I enjoyed watching Spirit lick some gash in a tree, and then being tea bagged. lol. Bristol Blue has evidence :D
Being a taxi was fun :D - Where too boss?!
So many funny moments. too many to list! :D
Singing stevie wonder loudly in docs camper was epic the rave on saturday night was fun too
and another surreal one, which is still making me smile - Deacs appearing at the NW circle on the Saturday - 'Bob, Bob - do you want to join the smily knee club'.
my smily knee has faded slightly as i have washed since, but it's still there. i showed it to Rosie (our 2yr old) this morning - 'daddy's knee has a face on it' she announced:D meanwhile Mrs B was less impressed, asserting that there was a risk i'd get blood poisoning:wack:
This just made me cry with laughter :D
Not really got any epic stories...Saturday night was excellent though, until i turned round and realised that no-one i knew was still dancing. At that point i thought i'd go for a wander only to be told by Matt_S that i wasnt allowed to leave! I decided that considering he invented music and dancing, i best pay homage and stay a little bit longer!
I'm glad i got involved in the activities, although being thrown off the gladiator game like a rag doll wasnt the most pleasant experience...and neither was the armpit roap burn from the TOW! But if i will insist on being a dumbarse and not wear a Tshirt, then i guess i deserved it really! :wack:
Not really got any epic stories...Saturday night was excellent though, until i turned round and realised that no-one i knew was still dancing. At that point i thought i'd go for a wander only to be told by Matt_S that i wasnt allowed to leave! I decided that considering he invented music and dancing, i best pay homage and stay a little bit longer!
I'm glad i got involved in the activities, although being thrown off the gladiator game like a rag doll wasnt the most pleasant experience...and neither was the armpit roap burn from the TOW! But if i will insist on being a dumbarse and not wear a Tshirt, then i guess i deserved it really! :wack:
LOL! I was the last to leave the floor!
Being a taxi was fun :D - Where too boss?!
So many funny moments. too many to list! :D
Singing stevie wonder loudly in docs camper was epic the rave on saturday night was fun too
"You are the sanshine of ma laffffffffff" :D
Good times! :D
StuartUK
12-07-2010, 17:34
My memory is of StuartUK spicing up the chili on Sat evening. I think he over did it. His face was a picture. And no, Stu, mine was just right but I think a bit hotter than yours.:wack:
Fair play dude, u didnt flinch at all eating that Daves insanity sauce :D :D
You da man!!!!!
:) :)
Rubix_Cube
12-07-2010, 19:32
Just in the door.....story of the weekend..... IT WAS AWESOME!!! Those who werent there!! GO NEXT YEAR!!!
OH OH!!
The dancing on saturday night when me and ken wapped on spin spin sugar and double 99 rip groove :D
http://i243.photobucket.com/albums/ff28/japmadlad/SXOC%20Weekender%202010/DSCF2018.jpg
Blimey,
What a corker :thumbs:
I'm so tired I can barely keep my eyes open but it was well worth it. I hope you all enjoyed yourselves this weekend.
Favourite bits for me were;
Jez getting violently drunk and failing miserably :D
Foraging for fire wood with Giblets at 3 o'clock in the morning.
Firey limbo and very inappropriate jokes with the hard core in the marquee last night
Loved the hill runs, Madda and Fry are too quick for their own good
Dr B's Jaaaaaag
Ken
Ninja's tent of much rockness and JP's smoke machine
The kebabs on Friday, Cornwall osrted all the food out for the weekend and deserves a nighthood for coming up with that one
Slapping Jules in the face with a cake
The tug-o-ar and the amazing dropping trousers :D
Scots with war paint
Deacons gorilla face going up the hill
"I'll call you later" and Carli's Thumper sign :eek:
So much more I want to add but that's enough for now.
I can't tell you all how chuffed I was to get the outstanding contributions award, I honestly don't think I deserve it but I'm thrilled none the less.
Just to give you all an idea of the sort of commitment Channie puts into the event when I left him at 11am this mporning we had nearly finished loading the rental van with all the club equipment which took about 10 of us over an hour to get in.
He's got to drive that home, move ALL of the contents to the now stationary club van and then return the rental van before he can go home and relax like the rest of us.
Channie, you may bite pillows for fun but you're a legend mate. Thanks to all who worked so hard to make it happen (I had nothing to do with it this year) and thanks to those who helped clear up today.
The SXOC Weekender is, wihtout a doubt, THE BEST event on the calendar
"I'll call you later" and Carly's Thumper sign :eek:
I can't tell you all how chuffed I was to get the outstanding contributions award, I honestly don't think I deserve it but I'm thrilled none the less.
That was all your doing matey! :p and its Carli with an 'I'. She gets upset when people get it wrong.
and point 2, 100% deserved mate. :notworthy
Rubix_Cube
12-07-2010, 20:05
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Channie, you may bite pillows for fun but you're a legend mate. Thanks to all who worked so hard to make it happen (I had nothing to do with it this year) and thanks to those who helped clear up today.
The SXOC Weekender is, wihtout a doubt, THE BEST event on the calendar
:thumbs::thumbs::thumbs: +1000000000000000
That was all your doing matey! :p and its Carli with an 'I'. She gets upset when people get it wrong.
and point 2, 100% deserved mate. :notworthy
Sorted,
Thanks buddy :thumbs:
The chilli was epic, I hate spicey food but thought it would be ok. It wasn't. At all!
Also, being dazzled by the sun and driving the Cerbera into a post must have been a highlight for the 10 or so people I did it in front of!
I have a cracking weekend (literally in the case of my front bumper) thanks everyone!
Just home 30mins ago :wack:
Awesome weekend great to catch up with those who went on the Ring trip :) and good to meet a lot of good people :thumbs:
My story....
JC you are a cnut, you and you chilli sauce :o
Cornwall
12-07-2010, 22:16
Seeing a girl become a woman :wack: :p
I'm s proud of you :D
http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j247/n8rsd/SDC10696.jpg
he went round tesco like that!
Cornwall
12-07-2010, 22:23
I saw his tallywacker :D it was this big ==>
Rubix_Cube
12-07-2010, 22:23
LOL Also on the chilli sause.... my one "PMSL" moment would be Stiv "trying" it LOL
chilli Vodka for the win, I've never been so glad to have a bottle of buckie handed to me in my life
Rubix_Cube
12-07-2010, 22:53
LOL I had one sip and honestly thought someone gave me a can of petrol to drink LOL
I took a swig out the bottle, it was only later on I discovered you could go for the girlie sip from the bottle top option, I'm glad I missed the strawberries though :hurl:
Who got the video of Joematose falling around and trying to escape through the small gap in the marque with a chair cable tied to his foot :wack:
Never fall asleep with some scots around wearing a kilt ;)
Someone may want to rest their balls on your head :D
Seeing a girl become a woman :wack: :p
I'm s proud of you :D
http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j247/n8rsd/SDC10696.jpg
LOL
and yes i did go round Tesco like that, the Freezer section was good:D :wack:
My main thought of the weekend is "Rubix, You're fecking awesome" lol. You constantly had me in stitches :D
Rubix_Cube
13-07-2010, 01:17
LOL Please explain.... I spoke to alot of folk Sharpy, at what point did I make a tit of myself infront of you?
I wouldn't say "made a tit of yourself" (apart from when you were dressed as a pink haired cake selling tranny, lol) I just thought you're a generally funny guy :)
When you first turned up, you came over and made us all laugh, and after your first few sessions on the hill you had some sort of leak, but still carried on until something fell off.
Did anything fall off in the end?
Dan@DB-Power
13-07-2010, 10:14
The chilli vodka was a refreshing wash down after JC's magic sauce :wack:
Vigilant Teste
13-07-2010, 11:23
LOL Please explain.... I spoke to alot of folk Sharpy, at what point did I make a tit of myself infront of you?
Your fecking scary when you come bounding up to someone in drag dude...I bought a cake out of fear as you seemed far too comfortable with the whole thing and I was on my own at the time :wack:
Rubix_Cube
13-07-2010, 11:40
LOL Fair enough Sharpy... na nothing fell off in the end which was a bonus!
Ste, it was all for a good cause! Can't wait to see the forfeit's channie thinks up next year!!
Too many to remember (or should that be too drunk to remember)? :D
Mine and Dobergoose's "victims" kept me entertained all weekend - DLowe was the best, but there were at least 4 others. Steer clear of the special cigarettes in future chaps :D
JP was constant amusement for me - as soon as he finished chatting to one group, rather than walk off, he would literally sprint off to find more entertainment :D
Joematose on Saturday night was one of the funniest things Ive ever seen. Im so glad I stayed up and had another couple of beers - me and Stiv were literally crying :D
Stidi's near miss (which Im sure he will document elsewhere) was astonishing - there were 10 of us on both sides of the track that would have put our houses on him hitting the armco but somehow he got away with it. His face was a picture, but not as good as Kierans in the Ginetta :D
schumi84
13-07-2010, 12:58
Thought i would put these in this section, as they are 2 of my fav memories :nod:
The raffle and actually managing to win something on it (i am hopeless at raffles)
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And then during the raffle - Jules passed out on the floor dressed like a girl :D
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Thanks again all for making it such a fantastic weekend. I have already mentioned it to Algie in a PM, but for those of you at the rave:
Algie's a cnut - When the crowd say Bo, Selecta :D
Mine and Dobergoose's "victims" kept me entertained all weekend - DLowe was the best, but there were at least 4 others. Steer clear of the special cigarettes in future chaps :D
JP was a funny victim, the face on him when he asked "what was in that " :D
You asking where Dan was and if he was another victim during the raffle, even though he was sitting right next to you :wack:
You asking where Dan was and if he was another victim during the raffle, even though he was sitting right next to you :wack:
Victim of my own success I reckon :D
*sniggers*
http://www.clucksworld.co.uk/sxoc/howappropriate.jpg
Stidi's near miss (which Im sure he will document elsewhere) was astonishing - there were 10 of us on both sides of the track that would have put our houses on him hitting the armco but somehow he got away with it. His face was a picture, but not as good as Kierans in the Ginetta :D
I've already put up an appeal for pictures / vids that anyone has as so far I've only got the in car vid from matt (which i've not seen properly yet as he's not uploaded it anywhere) and the pics and track walk of the aftermath... as detailed HERE (http://www.sxoc.com/vbb/showpost.php?p=5396239&postcount=15)
I still don't know how I caught it but i've no doubts if i'd have done anything even slightly different after getting it facing the barrier i'd have had a big crunch. open diffs FTL!
I've already put up an appeal for pictures / vids that anyone has as so far I've only got the in car vid from matt (which i've not seen properly yet as he's not uploaded it anywhere) and the pics and track walk of the aftermath... as detailed HERE (http://www.sxoc.com/vbb/showpost.php?p=5396239&postcount=15)
I still don't know how I caught it but i've no doubts if i'd have done anything even slightly different after getting it facing the barrier i'd have had a big crunch. open diffs FTL!I saw those skid marks (on the grass) on one of my last runs and thought "fcuk me, that looked painful". Didn't realise it was you and you barely kissed the barrier. That is :notworthy
I'll have to take a pic of the damage (that i didn't notice the first 2 times I looked!) :D
you can see from the front wheels and rear wheels coming in a fair while later I reckon i was getting on for 60 or so degrees of angle at one point, just a bit scary when i was still moving at 30+ with a thin strip of grass between me and certain dooom!
i'd love to know how fast i was going and what sort of angle I was getting :D
RayTsang
13-07-2010, 14:21
there might be some marks left by schumi84 as he crashed in the same spot... some pics of that been towed away too..
Schumi crashed about 10 meters earlier as we saw the broken glass. a few of us took a stroll up there and CSI'd the aftermath to see what had happened and see how close i was to disaster. we were all in agreement that those were my fronts / rears and that I was bloody lucky!
the fronts started off about 80cm or so apart, and widened out, indicating the car coming in sideways and straightening as the back came round and the bumper glanced off the barrier
Im still amazed mate, I really am. :eek:
Nice PS by Cluck up there too - can you see the difference?? ;) :D
RayTsang
13-07-2010, 14:42
just looked back on the pics agin yes those are your tire marks LOL
OH, just remembered something i found amusing in the shower just now :wack:
Gave doc some original source XXX Black mint spangley super awesome tingly 3000 shower gel in the showers
all I could hear was, Deac you bastard! " my boys feel like there on fire!"
:D
What was the green shrek drink made up of?
I went up for some bbq chicken and half hour later after a few shots of shrek, bubblegum, vodka slush puppies and then got introduced to red skettles vodka, which was also the receipe for joematoses award, i was a right off with papers. Great stuff :thumbs:
That red skettles vodka had a few victims after a shots game near the end of the night, which led to some peeps getting cable tied to chairs they passed out in, and two lads chasing and carrying a girl around the camping area, which didn't look a bit suspicious :wack:
That red skettles vodka had a few victims after a shots game near the end of the night, which led to some peeps getting cable tied to chairs they passed out in, and two lads chasing and carrying a girl around the camping area, which didn't look a bit suspicious :wack:
Lol that would have been me and Jules trying to get my mrs (Debbie) back to my tent, she wanted to carry on partying despite constantly falling over, it to about an hour to finally get her in the tent, one of the funniest parts of the weekend was Debbie running off between some tent me shouting at her to stop because she will trip over the ropes, she shouts back "no I won`t" and immediatly goes flat on her face over said ropes:wack: picking up a bit of a fat lip in the process:rolleyes:
Nice PS by Cluck up there too - can you see the difference?? ;) :D
Nice one cluck :thumbs: :D
Too many to remember (or should that be too drunk to remember)? :D
Stidi's near miss (which Im sure he will document elsewhere) was astonishing - there were 10 of us on both sides of the track that would have put our houses on him hitting the armco but somehow he got away with it. His face was a picture, but not as good as Kierans in the Ginetta :D
Here he is ladies and gentlemen! :wack:
http://www.sxoc.com/vbb/attachment.php?attachmentid=69043&stc=1&d=1279044956
I feel a picture tells a thousand words, so here's some nonsense off my drinking-spec camera - http://s33.photobucket.com/albums/d100/smabo/SXOC%202010/
Felt this was probably a better place to put it than in between all that car nonsense in the other thread :wack:
Need some flames for your weedy English fire? There's an app for that (Or you can just steal it from the Scottish fire)
http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d100/smabo/SXOC%202010/PICT0608.jpg
It's a little dark but this was your pugil attacker from the blackness Doc
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These 2 sort of sum up the stpry of the weekend in a not so poetic way
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dobergoose
13-07-2010, 20:49
OH, just remembered something i found amusing in the shower just now :wack:
Gave doc some original source XXX Black mint spangley super awesome tingly 3000 shower gel in the showers
all I could hear was, Deac you bastard! " my boys feel like there on fire!"
:D
I was outside getting dressed after getting out the shower and all I heard was you saying to Doc, 'does it make your asshole tingle' at which point I fled in fear.
Moby-Dick
13-07-2010, 21:27
Lol that would have been me and Jules trying to get my mrs (Debbie) back to my tent, she wanted to carry on partying despite constantly falling over, it to about an hour to finally get her in the tent, one of the funniest parts of the weekend was Debbie running off between some tent me shouting at her to stop because she will trip over the ropes, she shouts back "no I won`t" and immediatly goes flat on her face over said ropes:wack: picking up a bit of a fat lip in the process:rolleyes:
Excellent * Steeples fingers* - the Skittles vodka claims another victim - AFAIk it was just Debbie and JC that over indulged :)
did anyone try the bubblegum vodka ?
Excellent * Steeples fingers* - the Skittles vodka claims another victim - AFAIk it was just Debbie and JC that over indulged :)
did anyone try the bubblegum vodka ?
Aaaah was that you responsible for that? :D The various vodkas were class, I ended up a good bit drunker than I planned to be thanks to them and the slush :thumbs: I think a few others over-indulged on them too, Joematose with his 20 cocks being the perfect example :D
I've been sitting, staring at my computer trying to think of what sort of captions I should use for the photos.
So I decided to just post a few from my photobucket album to wet your appetite!
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The rest are here. (http://s268.photobucket.com/albums/jj2/matthewobrn/SXOC%20Weekender/)
I've been sitting, staring at my computer trying to think of what sort of captions I should use for the photos.
So I decided to just post a few from my photobucket album to wet your appetite!
FPMSL quality pics matt :clap:
ha ha, quality pics there matt. Jp was still infront of our tent there spewing when we headed back. Cam went and emptied his sick bucket a few times and then we just sat there shinning the torch at him and making sick noises till we got bored. :D
FPMSL quality pics matt :clap:
BTW the censorship strips are very necessary! My eyes have been scared and my stomach :hurl:
Kieran_e1
13-07-2010, 22:05
Here he is ladies and gentlemen! :wack:
http://www.sxoc.com/vbb/attachment.php?attachmentid=69043&stc=1&d=1279044956
oh just lol's. i was uncomfortable in there
BTW the censorship strips are very necessary! My eyes have been scared and my stomach :hurl:Members lounge or you get banned :nod:
Here he is ladies and gentlemen! :wack:
http://www.sxoc.com/vbb/attachment.php?attachmentid=69043&stc=1&d=1279044956
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha :D
That's better than the abuse of poor Joe's face! Of which I look slightly incriminated now :wack:
The rest are here. (http://s268.photobucket.com/albums/jj2/matthewobrn/SXOC%20Weekender/)
That night was epic, some of the funniest shenanigans ever.
I'm sure Joe's ear can vouch for the censorship :wack:
Just need to track down that vid of Joe failing at escaping from the marque :D
I don't recall having a can full of win :confused:
I do recall picking up fire and putting it back where it belonged :wack:
Asbestos hands, 100% :nod: And conjunctivitis!
Awesome pics Matt:thumbs:
I`m so lazy I got JP to ferry me about:thumbs: cheers dude, sorry for burning your ear with the lantern:wack:
Just remembered another funny moment from friday night, sitting in Doc and Tash`s camper having a dot cotton smoke off with Deacon:D:D
I can`t believe I managed to smoke a whole fag down to the filter without dropping the ash whilst that drunk:D did anyone get a pic of that?
Members lounge or you get banned :nod:
Done!
I am curious of your interest in these photos?
pmsl,
Awesome PS Cluck. I'd have missed it if Doc hadn't mentioned it.
I'm loving Kieran's face in the Ginetta too, that's the proper vinegar strokes that is :D
Joematose
13-07-2010, 23:39
Oh good god !!!
Those pics are unholy !! :wack:
damn you ... damn you all !!! :p
( though i must admit ... i asked for it :rolleyes: )
pmsl,
Awesome PS Cluck. I'd have missed it if Doc hadn't mentioned it.http://www.clucksworld.co.uk/sxoc/speciality.JPG
(apols for the poor quality, but I'm away from home and don't have anything but MS-Paint on this laptop :wack: )
Done!
I am curious of your interest in these photos? I wasn't expecting meat and two veg pic's :hurl:
RayTsang
14-07-2010, 11:00
PMSL
Matt there some quality pics there.. none i remember...:wack:
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha :D
http://www.sxoc.com/vbb/attachment.php?attachmentid=69043&stc=1&d=1279044956
That's better than the abuse of poor Joe's face! Of which I look slightly incriminated now :wack:
LOL! Looks like Kieron swallowed a bee PMSL :D
Just remembered another funny moment from friday night, sitting in Doc and Tash`s camper having a dot cotton smoke off with Deacon:D:D
I can`t believe I managed to smoke a whole fag down to the filter without dropping the ash whilst that drunk:D did anyone get a pic of that?
That was another legendary moment mate - awesome Cotton skills :D
Anyone remember the Matt_S and Ken jibes from me and Alg?
I seem to recall "Some say he speaks 21 different languages, all with an Essex accent" @ Matt and "Referee old man Ken Scudder used to babysit for referee John Anderson" @ Ken but not any others - I was pretty hammered to tell the truth :D
Oh, and my boys were on fire for ages after that shower gel. Deacons suggestion of "try it on your bell end" wasnt attempted. :D
I've been sitting, staring at my computer trying to think of what sort of captions I should use for the photos.
So I decided to just post a few from my photobucket album to wet your appetite!
The rest are here. (http://s268.photobucket.com/albums/jj2/matthewobrn/SXOC%20Weekender/)
Hahahahahahahahahahah! :D
I feckin' love you Irish lot - WIN! :notworthy :thumbs:
(& just so's not to upset my fave Scot's, Jamie & Midger's - the Scot's hold a special place in me heart too :nod: ;) )
As for the Welsh, well considering that in 2008 Weekender I was 1/4 of the Welsh Spacehopper Team and this year I was 1/6 of the Welsh T.O.W Team, I think that says it all really! :wack:
That was another legendary moment mate - awesome Cotton skills :D
Anyone remember the Matt_S and Ken jibes from me and Alg?
I seem to recall "Some say he speaks 21 different languages, all with an Essex accent" @ Matt and "Referee old man Ken Scudder used to babysit for referee John Anderson" @ Ken but not any others - I was pretty hammered to tell the truth :D
Oh, and my boys were on fire for ages after that shower gel. Deacons suggestion of "try it on your bell end" wasnt attempted. :D
LOL :thumbs:
Yeh that shower gel is a bit mad! I accidentally made the fatal mistake of going 'all over' with some mint sauce and that bad enough! :eek:
More like Deep Heat than shower gel LOL!
LOL Just remembered me on the door of the rock tent
YOU CANT COME IN !! YOUR NOT NAKED ENOUGH!! :wack:
FullMetalGasket
14-07-2010, 20:37
LOL Just remembered me on the door of the rock tent
YOU CANT COME IN !! YOUR NOT NAKED ENOUGH!! :wack:
Apparently you said that to kate at one point in the night :thumbs::notworthy
Bristol Blue
14-07-2010, 22:18
I enjoyed watching Spirit lick some gash in a tree, and then being tea bagged. lol. Bristol Blue has evidence :D
LOL!! Yes! Forgot about the ball licking one! Though having read Chris' comments on censorship, I am thinking it best to post them in the Members Lounge!
:thumbs:
apparently you said that to kate at one point in the night :thumbs::notworthy
big lol!! :d
LOL!! Yes! Forgot about the ball licking one! Though having read Chris' comments on censorship, I am thinking it best to post them in the Members Lounge!
:thumbs:It was only fair after her funbagging me :nod: Pics are being witheld tho :nod:
It was only fair after her funbagging me :nod: Pics are being witheld tho :nod:
Is that enough meat for you for one day? :hurl: :thumbs:
Apparently you said that to kate at one point in the night :thumbs::notworthy
big lol!! :d
How did that work out?
FullMetalGasket
15-07-2010, 10:17
She's met Deacon enough times before to be unsuprised :wack: - That moment probably started the chain of events which ended with me hearing Algie on the bullhorn, calling for me to 'stop bumming men and come out of what ever tent you're in' at 2AM.
Thing was that as it was 2 in the morning, a nice night, and I was a bit drunk (:D) I had actually gone for a walk and heard all this from halfway around Semi circle where I was lying in the middle of the track watching the stars :wack:
I might also add that I could hear Deacon's laughing from up there without the aid of amplification :smash:
Soooooooooo I grow a comedy tash and wear my RayBan Aviators and my username gets changed to Reno911.
Ahhh well spose it was deserved, good times
Rubix_Cube
15-07-2010, 15:56
Soooooooooo I grow a comedy tash and wear my RayBan Aviators and my username gets changed to Reno911.
Ahhh well spose it was deserved, good times
****in LOL Cam!
dobergoose
17-07-2010, 23:36
I just remembered my freak out moment of the weekend, I had just left Chavbo, Dr Bob, Fry, Doc and the guy that attacked Doc with the big foam stick and been in my tent for about half an hour, when I started getting slightly itchy forearms, within 10 minutes I looked like I had rolled around in nettles, I started getting a sore throat and felt as though my throat was getting tight so went and washed my itchy arms, legs and body and got back in my tent to freak out some more. I awoke about an hour later still in full freak out mode and happily noticed the rash was almost away. Had a similar thing when I woke on sunday morning, not the rash just a kinda blotchyness like the fading of the rash the other morning.
On saturday night or maybe sunday night I had a conversation with Dr Doc and Dr Ken who both thought it could be the sauce as I'd been off the drink for 2 years and kinda went for it most nights. Anyway I'm testing the theory this weekend with some more drinking, purely for medical research of course.
Other 'highlights' for me were as mentioned earlier in this thread, watching the victms of the special cigarettes, JP(what the fcuk was in that!) and D-Lowe who defied gravity after a session in Docs camper. You were warned mate!:wack: If you didnt see D-lowe after it he was walking at 45degrees back and forward, and you'd have put your house on him falling but he just leaned the other way and off he went, back and forward, very impressive.
Sunday nights joke session was so bad it was good, and for me two words sum it up and thats 'pink fluff'.
The skittles vodka almost had a victum sunday night as I was handed a large bottle of what looked like methodone but tasted like sweets, so I drank a fair bit, and just thought it was vodka and limeade not vodka and green skittles, my guts burned all the way home on monday.
Other things I can remember that were good were the food(amazing job by all involved) the slushy machine both when it was hot during the day and when it was alchoholic on saturday night.
Kens car, sounds like a promod dragster when you hear it at full beans.
Algie and Doc mc'ing the saturday afternoon was great as were all the inflatable games.
Realising I wasnt't the second oldest on the sunday night was a great feeling, thanks, you know who you are:thumbs:
Matt S doing his doorman on saturday night, and the story of how he didnt invent rust but did spread it across the world otherwise we would all be driving 2CV's, thanks Matt.
And lastly cause its taken me a week to remember this much, just meeting old faces and some new ones, some of the old faces remebered me more than I remembered them and vice versa but after not being at a large national event(JAE at billing) in about 5 years, it felt like I'd never been away, great club spirit as ever:ghey:
dobergoose
17-07-2010, 23:38
Almost forgot, Dunkz breaking his foot/ankle, thats dedication:thumbs:
sparkyhx
18-07-2010, 09:29
and me my ribs!
Moby-Dick
18-07-2010, 09:44
The skittles vodka almost had a victum sunday night as I was handed a large bottle of what looked like methodone but tasted like sweets, so I drank a fair bit, and just thought it was vodka and limeade not vodka and green skittles, my guts burned all the way home on monday.
Ah I was hoping the bottle of green & yellow would go to a good home :) it was untouched when I left on Sunday afternoon.
I think next year I'm going to do the full range of colours :)
That night was epic, some of the funniest shenanigans ever.
I'm sure Joe's ear can vouch for the censorship :wack:
Just need to track down that vid of Joe failing at escaping from the marque :D
The funniest thing for me was the look on your good ladies face, "oh that poor boy, sure all he done was fall asleep"
Yeah and called Tash a Bitch and a few other things which need not be mentioned:D
I soooooo wanna see that vid:nod:
That is an awesome pic of JP too :D
Soooooooooo I grow a comedy tash and wear my RayBan Aviators and my username gets changed to Reno911.
Ahhh well spose it was deserved, good times
Honest mate it was nothing whatsoever to do with me, nothing at all, honest:D
Quality!!!
Awesome weekend, no need for stories, think they have all been said already, just AWESOME!!!
I want to thank the scots cos all the time they were doing the tug of war in kilts all i could think of was this
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thats why u were salivating deacon??
I just thought u wanted to lick my balls??
Ah I was hoping the bottle of green & yellow would go to a good home :) it was untouched when I left on Sunday afternoon.
I think next year I'm going to do the full range of colours :)
It wasn't untouched by the time we left on monday morning though :D The one good think about breaking my foot was I didn't have to drive home. I could treat the sunday night like it was another saturday. :p
thats why u were salivating deacon??
I just thought u wanted to lick my balls??
LOL! ewwwww :wack:
Moby-Dick
19-07-2010, 09:21
The one good think about breaking my foot was I didn't have to drive home. I could treat the sunday night like it was another saturday. :p
Score !! :D
Wonder where I can get some of those Shot glass "stick" holders... think we coudl actually have a full "drink" the rainbow challenge next time.
I can remember snap shots but thats about it.
22 Stella
1 bottle o buckie
3 Vodka slushies with extra vodka
2 Red bull vodka
a slurp of intant heart burn Chillie vodka
quite a few gulps of Skittles vodka
a little jeager
JC's magic sauce was the highlight for us as we got to see grown men raduced to nothing infront of our eyes:whip:Your a bad man JC:whip::D
Dlowe has alsorts of liquid leaking from every part of his face:eek::D
I can kind of remember taking the piss out of Dave270r,s round face buy betting he was c section.
Finding a little chief round the corner from the hill was good to:D
Almost stepping on a drunken Jez Horsham on my way back to the tent.
Stood in the marquee drink in one hand and cigarette in the other and my shorts fell straight down around my ankles , Sorry about the break in the conversation Spirit :o
dobergoose
29-07-2010, 19:42
Score !! :D
Wonder where I can get some of those Shot glass "stick" holders... think we coudl actually have a full "drink" the rainbow challenge next time.
How many skittles per bottle, the green stuff was lovely.:thumbs:
How many skittles per bottle, the green stuff was lovely.:thumbs:
The red was my fav :nod:
It was polished off first before we got stuck into whatever colours were left :)
I can't remember what the others tasted like though :wack:
skittles vodka ftw :thumbs:
I might try make up some for cbq evening after the irish karting finals.
Watch Joematose destroy his own house :wack:
Moby-Dick
29-07-2010, 23:14
Hard to say the exact skittles count , but I bought a full retail box of them. Paul_S13 and the Mrs where roped in on opening and sorting duties untill I had about 1/2 a carte d'or box full for each bottle :)
green stuff was the green + yellow ones mixed , leaving the red and the more fruits of the forest + orange :)
did anyone try the blue one ?
JC's magic sauce was the highlight for us as we got to see grown men raduced to nothing infront of our eyes:whip:Your a bad man JC:whip::D
JC's magic sauce was :ghey: :p
green stuff was the green + yellow ones mixed , leaving the red and the more fruits of the forest + orange :)
did anyone try the blue one ?
I didn't think the green stuff was skettles aswell, that actually was really nice :thumbs:
Wasn't that green one in the shot measure beside the bubblegum drink?
Think it was called shrek or something.
afaik the blue one was the last one left. I remember drinking it in the wee hours of the morning but can't remember if it was nice or not :wack:
Moby-Dick
30-07-2010, 09:54
There was the liquid bubblegum & Shrek , those were in the plastic bottles on the optic.
The stuff in the glass bottles was skittles vodka , apart from a small bottle of bright blue & more or less clear , which was made with bubblegum millions :)
JC's magic sauce was the highlight for us as we got to see grown men raduced to nothing infront of our eyes:whip:Your a bad man JC:whip::D
Dlowe has alsorts of liquid leaking from every part of his face:eek::D
Ah yes I remember DLowes pain! :D
http://www.sxoc.com/vbb/attachment.php?attachmentid=69294&stc=1&d=1280576494
JC's magic sauce was :ghey: :p
Really,that's why you didn't want to try it a second time eh? :p :ghey:
Don't worry Vez,I've got a whole bottle of the stuff now,I'll get you when you least expect it ;) :D
That picture doesnt show the level of face slime going on:D
lol :)
I was paraletic and even in the seriously intoxicated state clearly thought "this is going to end up in A&E"
That picture doesnt show the level of face slime going on:DI think the t'shirt does tho :nod:
lol your right:D
Dlowe I thought A&E too:eek: But you didnt seem over bothered at the time:D
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Forgot to go looking for this thread when I got back from the Weekender... *doh* Memories include running... a lot! Fry & Helen helping me put up my tent at night in the messy state I was in already - thanks guys! :notworthy Aside from that not much... made some cocktails for people, forgot to dilute my "round 2" cocktail before consuming it on the Saturday which wasn't the smartest idea in the world; lots of passenger laps in cars on the Sunday, thanks to all who brought me up the hill! :wave: :) Aside from that the trip there & back getting lost heading in Speke was fun & watching the EGTs & oil temps in Matt's car like a hawk whilst dragging that small parachute known as the CarBQ behind us was fun! :D A very late thanks to all the organisers & people who helped out, it was a fantastic weekender! :sxoc:
ha ha, quality pics there matt. Jp was still infront of our tent there spewing when we headed back. Cam went and emptied his sick bucket a few times and then we just sat there shinning the torch at him and making sick noises till we got bored. :D
Would you believe that I don't remember any of that?! :wack: :o Thanks a million Cam! :o :)
I`m so lazy I got JP to ferry me about:thumbs: cheers dude, sorry for burning your ear with the lantern:wack:
Lol! No worries dude, sure I didn't really feel it til the next day I think it was..! :D
Other 'highlights' for me were as mentioned earlier in this thread, watching the victms of the special cigarettes, JP(what the fcuk was in that!) and D-Lowe who defied gravity after a session in Docs camper. You were warned mate!:wack:
So tell me, what exactly WAS in that?? :wack: At least I wasn't the only one! :thumbs:
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Lol! No worries dude, sure I didn't really feel it til the next day I think it was..! :D
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I did say to you both the lantern was shite hot and would melt youn with only the slightest touch:D
It must've fallen on drunken ears.....
:o http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae179/juddaaaa/Emoticons/getmecoat.gif
Everyone loves Dick Lovett! ;)
My bets are I have Chris or Doc to thank for that....... :p
My bets are I have Chris or Doc to thank for that....... :p
IIRC Tetra was desperately trying to find someone to make the change for him. It wasnt me though. :D
We have resolved the Ben Taylor situation once and for all now as well ;)
Lol! :D
This is Tetra's comeback for me slagging his eternally :ghey: offsets for the last few years... :D Wait... Doc, aren't you an Offset Police Officer..? ;)
Everyone loves Dick Lovett! ;)
My bets are I have Chris or Doc to thank for that....... :p
:wave:
:wave:
:eek:
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Everyone loves Dick Lovett! ;)
My bets are I have Chris or Doc to thank for that....... :pNot me :no:
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