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MintyFresh
24-06-2003, 20:14
Who's the biggest fat bastard on here?
Im pushing 18 stone. Do I win?
18 stone, but i am 6'4 so im a bit balanced out
MintyFresh
24-06-2003, 20:22
at least if i comes down to it, there aint much weight difference between us.
I have a feeling our cars are gonna end up pretty similarly tuned.
Minty.
great minds think alike minty!!! ;)
voodoo_melon
24-06-2003, 20:24
Not me, I only weigh 9st 10lb (highest ever was about 10st 3). Think I need to do some weights or something cos I can eat whatever I want an not put any weight on :D :p
Im glad im not alone in the super-heavyweight division of the SXOC!!!!
ZXSpectrum is a big lad and looks like he'd be good in a ruck when it kicks off!
Ive heard Symbol is a bit of gym freak too, so he may be tasty....! :p :D
MintyFresh
24-06-2003, 20:29
well, mines all gut. but i dont blame the beer, i blame the beer makers!:thumbs:
piehound
24-06-2003, 20:31
saying fleck all exept to say i got a wide load sign on the back off my car, and i take umbridge at title of this thread lmao
pieman
16-17stone 6ft and old and frail, was 20 but didnt eat for ages and lost 3 stone in 3 months
Got to nominate Merlin.
He was sitting on an in<B>flat</B>able chair.
http://www.sxoc.com/vbb/attachment.php?s=&postid=350032
C.
Braintree
24-06-2003, 21:47
About 18 stone here too!!
Chris will tell ya, skinny runt!! :p
I'm actually quite short, but I got bigger calves than most people have thighs!! Good for 435kg on the leg press!!
ZXSpectrum
24-06-2003, 23:17
Yep ita gotta be me!!!
21 1/2 stone EX Bouncer... so....Bring on the pies!!!!
Who wants a slap...
i think we should have an SXOC Ultimate Fighting style tournament - u know throw 2 of us into a steel cage at a time, no holds barred and any fighting discipline allowed - match only ends through ko or submission!!!zx u probably would destroy everyone mate!! :thumbs:
ZXSpectrum
24-06-2003, 23:27
LOL!!! But i do not start fights... i finish them... :D
btw think sumopower decats are £65 (Dont quote me) inc delivery... with the bit for a EGT gauge fitment...;)
gettin a hks decat mate..........sumopower were brilliant on the phone and talked a lot about do-luck goodies, but they couldnt tell me if there de-cat was specifically for the s14 or the s14a, so i couldnt really take the risk if it didnt fit as i need to get the job done this week!
lol, im 6ft 5in and usually between 18 and 19 stone but not weighed recently........
i think i would vote for D, hes a big guy, summit like 27 stone i think he said? is that right D?
ZXSpectrum
24-06-2003, 23:31
its the same decat pipe for a S13, S14 S14a R33 and R34 skylines... ;) I just had to oval the holes a little....
i think we need to start a fight club/SXOC Ultimate Fighting Championship thread or summat
MattJ 6'5 18-19 stone that would make a nice pairing with me(6'4 18 stone) in the heavyweight division!!
ZXSpectrum
24-06-2003, 23:33
Hehehe... get ya in the WWE... Are you coming this weekend to JAPS?
possibly....................WWE is for pussies!ive always fancied a go in the Ultimate Fighting Championship though!!
ZXSpectrum
24-06-2003, 23:36
I am going to bed... laters...
Age 21.
6ft 1ish
bit under 30st :)
Cheapest lowered suspension EVARRRRRRRR :D
piehound
25-06-2003, 07:03
mmmmmm ultimate fighting hey, i have been known to crack a few heads, but like zx says i never start anything im really a gentle giant but i sure as hell have finished plenty
pieman
Originally posted by matt_j
lol, im 6ft 5in and usually between 18 and 19 stone but not weighed recently........
I know the perfect picture...
...but alas it's offline. So I can only provide this small collage for now
I guess I ought to sign up for the heavyweight division ... 6'2" and 18st 12lb (but on a diet:D )
I used to be a competition Power Lifter in my younger days, ate like a horse, stopped competition but forgot to stop eating like a horse!
anybody on the board for the featherweight/lightweight/middleweight/cruiserweight divisions??? ;) :thumbs:
Nathan_200sx
25-06-2003, 09:55
6ft1" was 18 stone now 16 6 been known to scare a few people :D but have a high violence threashold, well against people that is. inanimate object's seem to take the brunt these days:rolleyes: :rolleyes:
6ft 7in.. weighing in at 15 stone... bit of a beer belly.. but can pack one hell of a punch...
I did weight 17 1/2 stone... but went on a diet (well didnt eat for a week :rolleyes:
where would that put me then?
would that be under Heavyweights? But I plan to become ALOT bigger in the next year or so.:thumbs:
Braintree
25-06-2003, 11:21
If my knee is sorted I wouldn't mind giving anyone a challenge on lifting a car . . . . .
Reverse up a set of ramps and see how many times you can lift and hold for 3 seconds using both legs!!
Should be fun!! :D
Originally posted by Braintree
If my knee is sorted I wouldn't mind giving anyone a challenge on lifting a car . . . . .
Reverse up a set of ramps and see how many times you can lift and hold for 3 seconds using both legs!!
Should be fun!! :D
I'd do that defo ;)
well I'm 6ft 1 inch and I'm just over 12 1/2 stone of sheer relaxed muscle.... GGGGGGRRRRR
Does that count?....:wack: :wack: :wack:
:wave:
5'10" and getting on for 22stone.
Fatblokeness due to alcohol but I am wide so people usually suggest I'm about 18stone :)
I've met D and he is not a small bloke.
I'd say he was the chunkiest guy on this Board :notworthy :notworthy :notworthy :notworthy :notworthy
People say I look about 18stone too, Rips :thumbs:
Lemme find a recent picture..
Oh god, it's another Aikido one..
http://hometown.aol.co.uk/F%20u11blood/DKAA.jpg
:thumbs: ;) :p :rolleyes: :)
is there anyone on the board/who drives a 200 who aint a heavyweight monster??(apart from the laydees of course!) :wack:
Ummm 6ft 2 and around 15 stone :)
Dave
MintyFresh
25-06-2003, 11:50
obviously not.
We all need the power for getting us about.
I would have competed with you big muscle guys, but last time i looked my six pack had melted into a bloated mass.
Minty.
Cruiserweight?? git :p
Dave
I had to laugh when they said Lennox Lewis was heavy at 18s4lbs.
Tut! Heavy........:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
lewis is a robot, never mind a fighter!!! :wack:
Originally posted by hadyn
lewis is a robot, never mind a fighter!!! :wack:
Yes, but I bet he doesn't shit himself at the thought of the cost of replacement Nissan parts.........:)
Has to be 'scalebreaker' Merlin :d
Nathan_200sx
25-06-2003, 13:11
LMAO you can smell the testostorone ouzing from this thread.
Originally posted by Nathan_200sx
LMAO you can smell the testostorone ouzing from this thread. PML I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING!:D:D:D:D
first off it was height and weight measurements to see the pie monster in the group now people have taken to lifting cars and breaking heads LMFAO:D:D:D classic, only a Bradford resident will win this one:wack:
Rockstar - "What you call hell............he calls home!" in my best Colonel Trautman from Rambo voice!!!
Braintree
25-06-2003, 13:32
Anybody gonna start boasting about his "manhood"???
Originally posted by Braintree
Anybody gonna start boasting about his "manhood"???
Ok... I have got size 13 feet..... I will leave it at that! ;) :p :D :D :D :D
Size 15 feet.
9" handspan.
Can't believe I even got a ruler to measure my handspan, THE SXOC CORRUPTS! I was an innocent 20yr old when I bought my 200, now look at me!
Corrupts? Bankrupts? :eek:
Originally posted by D
Size 15 feet.
Dont you find it hard to find shoes??? I find it hard being a size 13.... normally I have to order mine?
PhilMorrison
25-06-2003, 14:42
despite the name, I don't win :D even slightly.. I'm 6'3" and 4 months ago weighed 16 and a half stone, now I weigh 14 and a half, and that's only because I've put on a heluva lot of muscle mass :)
This is a cunning ploy to ween out the big guns for the Sumo wrestling at JAE is'nt it? ;)
Could one of you guys help me move a heavy dishwasher on Saturday?
I'll rephrase that in testosterone speak:
Who thinks they are the quickest at carrying a dishwasher 50 yards ? Grrr
Prove it this Saturday!
Rob wastegate
25-06-2003, 14:51
well im a feather wieght at 12stone and 5foot6
Braintree
25-06-2003, 14:54
Originally posted by DanS14
Could one of you guys help me move a heavy dishwasher on Saturday?
I'll rephrase that in testosterone speak:
Who thinks they are the quickest at carrying a dishwasher 50 yards ? Grrr
Prove it this Saturday!
Oh I love it!!!
I CAN DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BET NOBODY ELSE CAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sorry, too far away!
Nathan_200sx
25-06-2003, 15:21
Originally posted by DanS14
I'll rephrase that in testosterone speak:
Who thinks they are the quickest at carrying a dishwasher 50 yards ? Grrr
Prove it this Saturday!
Classic absolute classic cant stop laughing at that, one of the best posts for along time. I actulaly had tears in my eyes from laughing.:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
Originally posted by Tim Simpson
Dont you find it hard to find shoes??? I find it hard being a size 13.... normally I have to order mine?
Last pair I got from the States. A LOT cheaper and a huge range of sizes :)
Currently squeezed into a pair of 8yr old Adidas, size 12/13, which have stretched enough to be bearable, as I can't actually afford any new shoes. Such is life :| :)
Originally posted by hadyn
is there anyone on the board/who drives a 200 who aint a heavyweight monster??(apart from the laydees of course!) :wack:
urm me, skinny get........... 5'10 and 10 stone, used to be 9.5, but stoped working on a farm to sit at a desk all day........
Originally posted by D
Size 15 feet.
9" handspan.
Big feet there D!
I've got a 9 1/2 inch handspan mate and I'm 6 foot 1 inch
ZXSpectrum
25-06-2003, 16:16
Hehehe! i really hope that we get an influx of scrabble driving ****ers at billing... It will be SSSSSOoooooooo much fun seeing them walk over to the SXOC stand and try something... :D:D:D There will be a few Barrys that "Accidently" Slip and knock them selves unconsious in the lake.... :EVIL:
Originally posted by voodoo_melon
Not me, I only weigh 9st 10lb (highest ever was about 10st 3). Think I need to do some weights or something cos I can eat whatever I want an not put any weight on :D :p
Ok........... who hates this git?............Lol....(Joking)
I wish i could eat and not put on weight.....
have to say though, i don't weigh as much as you blokes, but then i'm only about 5'6"................
ZXSpectrum
25-06-2003, 16:36
Midget Gem...;)
im 5'10, and currently weigh just under 12 stone.. at the end of last year i weighed just over 13stone, and everyone kept tellin me i looked over weight :eek: :eek: :(
AshT_200
25-06-2003, 19:38
6'2 and 14 Stone.
Size 11 feet and a 9 inch tongue :p:wack:
6 foot
19.6 stone
lowered car :wack:
You lot make me feel like a midget, 5' 8" and 13 stone
piehound
25-06-2003, 20:51
hers 1 from mascrat some dood was sunbathing
Originally posted by Ken
You lot make me feel like a midget, 5' 8" and 13 stone
I'm 5'4" and 10 stone 6.
Feel better now?:)
Originally posted by DanS14
I'm 5'4" and 10 stone 6.
Feel better now?:)
LOL:D Thanks Dan
PhilMorrison
25-06-2003, 21:37
heres a piccy of me :)
http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid46/pdb33137e3cea25c7254029a4366e2135/fccaf188.jpg
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