Most annoying line from a song? [Archive]

docwra

19-06-2003, 16:46

Paradise is very nice ..............
Im still jenny from the block ...............
Anything that falls from the lips of Messrs Erb Gotty, Ja Rule or Fat Joe:

In the chevy or ramada :mad: :mad:
We be freaking all night like we was on e :mad:
I's a fat, unoriginal, ugly, rhythmically challenged, talentless spud and if I die in two seconds it would be two seconds too late :)

Braintree

19-06-2003, 16:47

Remember that tank top you bought me . . . . . . . .

BanjoMaster

19-06-2003, 16:48

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's Dave on the train!

Absolutely criminal...

19-06-2003, 18:14

Nutbush City Limits

Ant

19-06-2003, 18:21

You put your left leg in, your left leg out...

siranui

19-06-2003, 18:32

'I should be so lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky'

Hmm... Maybe Eminem 'Without me' The chorus...
Y'know..when he cleverly rhymes the word 'me' with 'me' three times!

[>Where do you go to my lovely?
..when you're alone in your bed?
GREAT SONG!]

Danielle

19-06-2003, 18:32

we are the cheeky girls, you are the cheeky boys

Missy

19-06-2003, 18:33

' if you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friend, make it last forever friendship never ends'.....

wtf????

Ian of wales

19-06-2003, 18:38

Got to be:
"I'm afraid of the dark,
'specially when I'm in the park.
Never walk under ladders,
I get the shivvers."

think it leads on to

"I don't want to see a ghost
Rather have a piece of Toast
watch the evening news"

wtf were they on? Glad they have not been heard of since, can't even rememerb the bands name (or the song :rolleyes: )

Braintree

19-06-2003, 18:40

Life ....

Oh Life .....

Ohhhhh Liiiiiiife oh life ...

Oh oh oh

19-06-2003, 18:43

Flash.........
R R
Savior of the universe

spaceace200sx

19-06-2003, 18:45

McDonald's, McDonald's, Kentucky fried chicken and a pizza hut

(And no that isn't my weekend eating itinery)

by these criminals of the pop world

www.fastfoodrockers.co.uk

and yes I am a member of the forums there :p

stoofer

19-06-2003, 18:59

'sweaty Betty, she's got a big ******, sweaty Betty, could fit a bus inside her'

Ken

19-06-2003, 19:04

First i was afraid, I was petrified, etc

fcukin hate that song

stoofer

19-06-2003, 19:10

Originally posted by Ken
First i was afraid, I was petrified, etc

fcukin hate that song

I quite like the cover of it by 'cake' tho :cool:

siranui

19-06-2003, 19:53

>I'm afraid of the dark,
>'specially when I'm in the park.

OMG! YES!
That's about the worst. I HATE that. All her songs are total drivel and people say it's 'good' because she can sing.

Bleh.

tim rome

19-06-2003, 20:11

someone left a cake out in the rain.. richard harris: mcarthur park

AndyT

19-06-2003, 20:22

Up above the streets and houses, Rainbow's climbing high :p

It gets stuck in your head for hours :D

dunc

19-06-2003, 20:33

Originally posted by JB
Flash.........
R R
Savior of the universe

Its worse not BEST lyrics! Thats feckin' ace, I can't hear it without laughing - That means its good in my book :D

I recon its:-

la la lala la la laa
la la lala la la laa
la la lala la la laa
etc. etc

On that feckin' "Rapture" song by iio that was big a wee while ago.

Grrr :mad:

stoofer

19-06-2003, 20:45

Originally posted by dunc
Its worse not BEST lyrics! Thats feckin' ace, I can't hear it without laughing - That means its good in my book :D

I recon its:-

la la lala la la laa
la la lala la la laa
la la lala la la laa
etc. etc

On that feckin' "Rapture" song by iio that was big a wee while ago.

Grrr :mad:

'what do you mean "flash Gordon approaches"?' :wack:

dunc

19-06-2003, 20:48

Gordon's alive!

*Starts digging into unused cupboard in desperate search for stinky old childhood betamax video tape*

19-06-2003, 21:35

"He eats Cadillacs, Lincolns too, Mercury and Subaru"

Then no doubt fcuks off to A&E for a spot of intestinal plumbing. Great song, just hate THAT lyric.

stoofer

19-06-2003, 21:39

2 lines, so I cheat...

"I need you to be here with me,
Not way over in a bucket seat.

Well a lot of good cars are Japanese.
But when we're driving far,
I need my baby,
I need my baby next to me."

crazy 'merican f00s

Papa Lazarou

19-06-2003, 23:11

Originally posted by Ian of wales
Got to be:
"I'm afraid of the dark,
'specially when I'm in the park.
Never walk under ladders,
I get the shivvers."

think it leads on to

"I don't want to see a ghost
Rather have a piece of Toast
watch the evening news"

wtf were they on? Glad they have not been heard of since, can't even rememerb the bands name (or the song :rolleyes: )

Hahaha it was Des'ree.

David Brent mentions her as one of his great influences in "The Office" :thumbs:

JR_1210

20-06-2003, 03:55

doop doop doop doop doop....
:mad:

docwra

20-06-2003, 09:34

Originally posted by stoofer
'sweaty Betty, she's got a big ******, sweaty Betty, could fit a bus inside her'

MACC LADS!!! :D :D :D :D

"Stitch that y' arse bandeeet"
""Hes a poof - hes a ****ing queer
Hes a poof - hes got gonnarhea
Hes a poof - he does spermy shit
Hes a poof - he dribbles where he sits"

Added to "24 hours from toilet" (sung to 24 hrs from Tulsa) and "I shit .............. through the eye of a needle" (to eye of the tiger), possibly one of the greatest bands ever :D :wack:

lmao@JB and intestinal plumbing :D

Pete C

20-06-2003, 09:43

From some shite by The Streets ( :rolleyes: )

"Mate's got a great mota,
SR Nova,
driving like a joyrider"

WTF!!?? Suggesting a Nova SR is great, and it doesn't even rhyme!?

I hate the Streets anyway :mad:

Dammit I really need that :tosser: smiley now, why did Steve have to remove it! :p

Jez

20-06-2003, 09:49

Originally posted by Pete C
I hate the Streets anyway :mad:

Boo! Its cool! He's taking the piss and its good it doesn't rhyme.

No really annoying lines in his songs, just quite amusing/interesting lyrics...

Pete C

20-06-2003, 09:50

Originally posted by Jez
Boo! Its cool! He's taking the piss and its good it doesn't rhyme.

I have trouble spotting sarcasm when people don't use smileys, are you being serious or not Jez :confused:

Jez

20-06-2003, 09:51

yeah Im serious - It think the streets is a superb album.

Pete C

20-06-2003, 09:53

Originally posted by Jez
yeah Im serious - It think the streets is a superb album.

Fair enough, his cockney accent just pisses me right off I'm afraid.

Not that I've got anything against cockney accents, it just sounds like he's putting it on to try to sound 'cool' :rolleyes:

Jez

20-06-2003, 09:57

Originally posted by Pete C
Fair enough, his cockney accent just pisses me right off I'm afraid.

fair enough - to be honest as music goes it's not that great but the songs/poems are pretty good.

Pete C

20-06-2003, 09:58

Originally posted by Jez
fair enough - to be honest as music goes it's not that great but the songs/poems are pretty good.

Innit ;)

Lewis

20-06-2003, 10:19

Originally posted by Pete C
Fair enough, his cockney accent just pisses me right off I'm afraid.

Not that I've got anything against cockney accents, it just sounds like he's putting it on to try to sound 'cool' :rolleyes:

I thought he spent most of his life in Birmingham, or am I talking shit ?

DanS14

20-06-2003, 10:33

Originally posted by Jez
fair enough - to be honest as music goes it's not that great but the songs/poems are pretty good.

What's that line where he has nothing to rhyme it with that goes something like

"met this geeza, tower of Pisa.."

WTF?

dunc

20-06-2003, 10:48

Originally posted by Jez
yeah Im serious - It think the streets is a superb album.

Yup, he's right I'm afraid guys - Its ace IMO as well!

They are better live as well! Saw them last year at Gig on the Green, and I'll be making sure they're one of the acts I catch at T in the Park this year as well :cool:

Dunc.

Jez

20-06-2003, 10:49

I prefer the album, when playing live they always seems to go way over the top...

dunc

20-06-2003, 11:02

Originally posted by Jez
I prefer the album, when playing live they always seems to go way over the top...

In what way? After seeing them live I went out and purchased (read as obtained) the album. The way they started the gig with the 1st track of the album was ace IMO. They managed to really change my opinion of them.

Jez

20-06-2003, 11:10

Difficult to explain - I've never actually seem them live, just heard live performances on the radio - less than ideal really.,,

dunc

20-06-2003, 11:17

It's hard to explain why I thought they were good live too, the cocky singer lived up to his (self induced) hype. Put on a flawless professional show, without batting an eyelid (catching things thrown from the crowd mid lyric, stuff like that). I don't mind the cockyness, its just part of the show.

Dunc.

dunc

20-06-2003, 11:18

Double post.

NikB

20-06-2003, 11:41

'It's got to beeeeeee per-er-er-er-fect'

Thought I'd get you lot back with that cos I now have 30 shite songs ratteling about in my head:(

Geraint Thomas

20-06-2003, 12:48

Oh Mullllllllllllllllllllllllll of Kyntire......

Song is worse than the lyrics actually, what a durge.
Must be far and away the worst song McCartney wrote.

Probably didn't help that it was number 1 for about three years when I was a teenager, aversion therapy obviously works
;)

NikB

20-06-2003, 12:49

Originally posted by Geraint Thomas
Song is worse than the lyrics actually, what a durge.
Must be far and away the worst song McCartney wrote.

May I remind you of the frog chorus......

Ant

20-06-2003, 12:53

Anyone remember Nelly the Elephant?

20-06-2003, 12:59

Originally posted by Ant
Anyone remember Nelly the Elephant?

I think I went out with her when I was 14.

Ripper

20-06-2003, 14:48

Originally posted by Ken
First i was afraid, I was petrified, etc

fcukin hate that song

I don't recall that being the second line of the song! :D :D :D

Ripper

20-06-2003, 14:49

Originally posted by JB
I think I went out with her when I was 14.

LOL, JB
:D :notworthy :notworthy :notworthy :notworthy :notworthy

Ripper

20-06-2003, 14:53

CummacummacummacummaChameleon (or however you spell it. I mean, who has to remember how to spell that on a regular basis?) :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

What a load of bent toss:sleep:

vega

20-06-2003, 15:02

I'm in the hi-fidelity first class travelling set
And I think I need a Lear jet :mad:

BanjoMaster

20-06-2003, 15:03

'Oh oi got a braan' new comboine 'arvester...'

BANG!

BANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANG!!

Ken

20-06-2003, 15:06

Originally posted by Ripper
I don't recall that being the second line of the song! :D :D :D

LOL:D :thumbs:

20-06-2003, 15:07

Just like a SuperTrooper...

dunc

20-06-2003, 15:33

Way, we're going to Ibetsza*

:cry:

*Ibiza said in funny way

Ant

20-06-2003, 15:35

Originally posted by dunc
Way, we're going to Ibetsza*

:cry:

*Ibiza said in funny way

Infact, anything by the Vengaboys :cry:

Mark

20-06-2003, 16:59

Originally posted by Missy
' if you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friend,
wtf????

Thats alright in my book :thumbs: (the line not the song :rolleyes: )

Would have to be.........

i got 21 seconds to go..........

Well fook off then :mad:

siranui

20-06-2003, 17:56

21 seconds...arg. Was trying to forget that.

>Anyone remember Nelly the Elephant?

Dude, the punk version rocked!

Supertrooper is a type of stage light btw... kinda makes sence after that.

How about:
'I fell in love with a starship trooper'

Or:
'Fog on the tyne, all mine, all mine'

Or:
'I'm raving, I'm raving'

siranui

20-06-2003, 18:37

Ah..what about:

'What's the matta you (hey!);
Gotta no respect....'

G'boy

20-06-2003, 21:14

hello again hope you dont mind me adding one

hoe about

Ooh eee ooh aah aah tiiing tang walla walla bing bang:wack: ?

by the cartoons?:o

vega

20-06-2003, 21:22

Originally posted by G'boy
Ooh eee ooh aah aah tiiing tang walla walla bing bang:wack: ?

PMSL :D

dunc

20-06-2003, 23:05

Originally posted by vega
PMSL :D

No laughter for me...... just tears :cry: :cry:

Papa Lazarou

20-06-2003, 23:31

Itsy Witsy Teeny Weenie Yellow Polka Dot Bikini

:cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

stoofer

20-06-2003, 23:40

" I got a house with windows and doors
I'll show you mine if you show me yours "

B*witched - C'est la vie

dunc

20-06-2003, 23:55

Originally posted by Papa Lazarou
Itsy Witsy Teeny Weenie Yellow Polka Dot Bikini

:cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

Gutted, you've upset an otherwise perfect night night by uttering these hellish words :cry: :cry: :cry: