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An elephants nipple simply can't be that big! Exclaimed Mr. Thompson
Get back into the sack for enjoyable sandwiches.
gaz.thomas
19-06-2003, 11:31
So...Wharf.
Gaz
-x-
Red, but never on a Friday.
My chicken has become entangled in the branches of the pond
PhilMorrison
19-06-2003, 11:39
blue rainbow?? how am I supposed to eat that?
Around the corner they went
The chainsaw made light work of the stump.
the monkeys hangover was gone !
Scott_Drayton
19-06-2003, 15:32
And with that he slowly removed the ornament.
Im surprised this threat hasnt been called SHITE yet:p :D
So quickly..
"The Rain in Spain falls Mainly on the Plane"
lovely beautiful girls glorious huge breasts said the one eyed pig
the sun was so hot I froze to death
Nathan_200sx
19-06-2003, 15:55
what the world *realy* needs is a good automatic bycicle sharpner
Stop it vicar, it just won't fit no matter how hard you try
Nathan_200sx
19-06-2003, 16:00
individualists unite!
Dan@DB-Power
19-06-2003, 16:02
Man who walks through airport security sideways is going to bangkok :D :D :D
Nathan_200sx
19-06-2003, 16:05
speak softley and carry a 2 handed +6 sword
BanjoMaster
19-06-2003, 16:11
Where's the thing we use for...digging...food...?
Scott_Drayton
19-06-2003, 16:11
Never trust an ugly man with a pretty girlfriend, but on Wednesdays this is ok.
Nathan_200sx
19-06-2003, 16:12
Theres more than one way to skin a cat:
Way no 15 : crazy glue and a tooth brush
Gently removing the sponge from his arse he continued to wash his car.
You cant carve rotten wood
Braintree
19-06-2003, 16:18
Applying soap he licked the car clean. Sponge feel good in ass
Tickle my scrotum said the Organ Grinder to the Monkey.
Scott_Drayton
19-06-2003, 16:22
Replacing his heart, he then picked the phone up: -
"Doc, its no good. Im gona need some chop-sticks to do this by myself..."
BanjoMaster
19-06-2003, 16:32
Put that thing away! You'll get us all killed!
The tu-tu wearing dolphin ate socks
BanjoMaster
19-06-2003, 16:36
Listen!! Can you smell something?!
A stitch in time spanks a hamster.
BanjoMaster
19-06-2003, 16:42
Being from Spain I'm immune to drain cleaner, we drink it like you drink tea, I'll show you. Oh, I transtlated wrong.
Pity the fool who steals ma wheels.....
(oops wrong thread ;) )
The chances of anything coming from Mars are a million to one they said
Martin T
19-06-2003, 18:02
One's aura of greatness in only exceeded by their aura of eternal stench.
There are only 10 types of people in the world - those who understand binary, and those who don't.
BanjoMaster
19-06-2003, 18:18
I like my coffee like I like my women....COVERED IN BEES!!!!
OUT!!!!!!!!
GET OUT!!!!!!
or leave the trifle
Did you mean to stick it up there, archbishop?
(this thread will be even more entertaining after a drink.)
Cows are not toys
BanjoMaster
19-06-2003, 18:35
Daddy, if you keep doing this I'm going to tell the police.
Braintree
19-06-2003, 18:36
A dog is not just for christmas . . . . .
There's usually enough left over for Boxing Day as well!
BanjoMaster
19-06-2003, 18:36
Yes darling, if I'm honest, that dress makes your arse look huge.
I laddered my tights yesterday doing a suplex
I told you not to cut the lawn with that wheelie bin
cheese on toast will get that stain out
Turn right at the traffic lights, you can't miss it
BanjoMaster
19-06-2003, 19:49
The only cure for genital herpes is fire...and lots of it!
Braintree
19-06-2003, 19:49
Go straight on ...
If you see a pub on the left ...
You've missed it by about half a mile ...
BanjoMaster
19-06-2003, 19:59
Look mate, it's my hippo, and I'll do whatever the bloody hell I want with it, alright!?
The bearded lady waits, plastic bag in hand
Those Germans are such kind-hearted folk.
I may deliver it tomorrow by hand, foot and clenched elbow
BanjoMaster
19-06-2003, 22:17
Quick, Dave, punch me in the head!
Really? And thats bad is it?
Darling, please fist me again, I love it so much.
And with that, Hubert jumped in front of the Intercity 125.
Is it supposed to smell like that?
Jesus that Elephants Cranium was Hard!, Shame about the pudding :wack:
if one said four and two said three, i'd say nine cause four is one
Originally posted by JB
And with that, Hubert jumped in front of the Intercity 125.
I've read that book, it's most excrement
Don't worry, it only hurts the first few times
01111001011011110111010100100000011000010111001001 10010100100000011001100110000101110010001000000111 01000110111101101111001000000110011101100101011001 01011010110111100100100000
hint: It's ascii
BanjoMaster
19-06-2003, 23:56
...and now he's dead.
You'd do it if you loved me.
Education isn't everything, it isn't an Elephant for example
It will burst if you squeeze it hard enough
Even though I said left, you went left, which is what I really meant in the first place
Scott_Drayton
20-06-2003, 09:06
If it can fly, make sure it has the teeth of a blue whale.
Never double cross an Octopus - but feel free to use the spoons provided
Why, Mr Marsh, that is a small one.
Martin T
20-06-2003, 10:09
I'm so far behind the amount of shite Ripper posts it's untrue :D
Originally posted by Ant
:rolleyes:
size matters to nobody except those who care about nothing but size to whom it matters what size you are.
The inflateable vikings delivered the yellow pages with great anger
At school they taught us all about eating maggots
I will not buy this Tobbaconist, it is scratched
Scott_Drayton
20-06-2003, 11:08
Get your banana away from me, that could seriously scare the trees away.
Ppppeco exhausts are the pinnacle of style and performance and certainly better than this goat I have tethered.
You've missed - No I haven't
Scott_Drayton
20-06-2003, 11:22
One day, cheese will be more powerful than you can ever imagine. The world must prepare for this.
That Tony Blair: he's such a genuine bloke and his wife is gorgeous.
"Silly man give wife grand piano, wise man give her upright organ", said the china man.
I'm sorry,Sir, there was no stoppage. You had fired all your rounds.
thejames
20-06-2003, 13:00
Slippery blue penguins easily gargle yoghurt of a lazy sunday afternoon. Twice.
Mon Hamster resemble a la lune et son cul est rouge.
BanjoMaster
20-06-2003, 13:04
Were you about to call me an asshole!?
mildly stare after you have turned the page
Yingtong
20-06-2003, 19:30
with pickled onoins and ice cream !!!!!!:eek:
I'm about to park my meat wagon in tuna town.
Our traffic police are doing a damn fine job.
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