matt_j
18-06-2003, 17:08
OMG, i knew something like this would happen,
just been out with the lady, we were driving down to supermarket to get some shopping but i needs to stop at the bank first and put in a cheque, so's its like central town and im waiting to reverse into a space but theres loads of pedestrians, i wait for like 2 mins bfore seizing my moment just as some townie girl was about to walk out so i pause and she does nothing, the two with her do nothing as well so im reversing fairly slowly for fear of swinging round too fast and knee capping the lot of the dumb bitches when thru the open sun roof i hear one say something and the other mouthy one pipes up and says, "YEAH WELL HE SHOULD GET A ****ING MOVE ON THEN SHOULDNT HE!" so i turn round from looking out the rear window and focus out the front on one of the ugliest 22 year old townie things i have ever seen, i assume its female but wouldnt dare place a bet, its staring at me like its chewing on a wasp but it thought it ate a piece of chocolate, my god it looks thick....and its an evil stare, and im not in the best mood, so without thinking just an anger reaction i extend my middle finger in the coolest possible way, the 3 of them stop and stare, and "UG", and mumble and move slowly down the pavement....
now i am getting out the car, the bank is 10 metres away, they are in the middle....im passing them, the mumbling from the things starts getting louder, and the "thick" stares are becoming olympic examples, so again without thinking i pipe up and say "you wanna watch your mouth, i've got no respect for you talking like that", in a nice but stern way i might add, at which point shes saying i almost ran her over, believe me that was not the case at all, the thing is shes so shocked i am speaking back to her shes not saying much, the other two are just mumbling, i just left it by saying that i was trying not to run her over and walked off with them mumbling, wasnt arsed about it........
fast forward 1 hour, im in morrisons, its like5 miles away from where i have just been, im heading to the till with a trolly full of food.....yes you can guess it.....i come out of the end of an aisle and almost run down...oh dear god....the three overgrown townie things! :wack: as if it wasnt bad enough that i tried with the car i had a second attempt at it with the trolley, im gutted i didnt manage to do it:wack: :wack: :wack:
anyhow, the usual stares and mumbling had me chuckling, especially at the surprise on their faces, they hung around me paying for food for 20 minutes, they must have been well bored, VERY funny but typical sods law:D:D:D i half expected to get an attempted mugging in the car park PML...i wish i had taken photos of their faces:D
just been out with the lady, we were driving down to supermarket to get some shopping but i needs to stop at the bank first and put in a cheque, so's its like central town and im waiting to reverse into a space but theres loads of pedestrians, i wait for like 2 mins bfore seizing my moment just as some townie girl was about to walk out so i pause and she does nothing, the two with her do nothing as well so im reversing fairly slowly for fear of swinging round too fast and knee capping the lot of the dumb bitches when thru the open sun roof i hear one say something and the other mouthy one pipes up and says, "YEAH WELL HE SHOULD GET A ****ING MOVE ON THEN SHOULDNT HE!" so i turn round from looking out the rear window and focus out the front on one of the ugliest 22 year old townie things i have ever seen, i assume its female but wouldnt dare place a bet, its staring at me like its chewing on a wasp but it thought it ate a piece of chocolate, my god it looks thick....and its an evil stare, and im not in the best mood, so without thinking just an anger reaction i extend my middle finger in the coolest possible way, the 3 of them stop and stare, and "UG", and mumble and move slowly down the pavement....
now i am getting out the car, the bank is 10 metres away, they are in the middle....im passing them, the mumbling from the things starts getting louder, and the "thick" stares are becoming olympic examples, so again without thinking i pipe up and say "you wanna watch your mouth, i've got no respect for you talking like that", in a nice but stern way i might add, at which point shes saying i almost ran her over, believe me that was not the case at all, the thing is shes so shocked i am speaking back to her shes not saying much, the other two are just mumbling, i just left it by saying that i was trying not to run her over and walked off with them mumbling, wasnt arsed about it........
fast forward 1 hour, im in morrisons, its like5 miles away from where i have just been, im heading to the till with a trolly full of food.....yes you can guess it.....i come out of the end of an aisle and almost run down...oh dear god....the three overgrown townie things! :wack: as if it wasnt bad enough that i tried with the car i had a second attempt at it with the trolley, im gutted i didnt manage to do it:wack: :wack: :wack:
anyhow, the usual stares and mumbling had me chuckling, especially at the surprise on their faces, they hung around me paying for food for 20 minutes, they must have been well bored, VERY funny but typical sods law:D:D:D i half expected to get an attempted mugging in the car park PML...i wish i had taken photos of their faces:D