View Full Version : gender and fitness of owners
GenerationNexus
13-06-2003, 14:19
This thread could a little unpopular with some, but was curious whether others think about this. For a car like the Elise for example, I've seen loads of very "fit" female owners, and wonder why I never see women like that driving SXs (well I don't wonder the reasons why, but would be nice ...)
I am doing my best though to change the image at least where I live of the SX (maybe for the best or maybe the worst depending on your view of how public roads should be used). Managed to impress (and not impress some others) with a good mannered run for 10 miles with an Aston Martin Vantage last night
Originally posted by GenerationNexus
For a car like the Elise for example, I've seen loads of very "fit" female owners, and wonder why I never see women like that driving SXs
So how do you describe me and TAC then? :confused: Or are we just not up to elise standard? ;)
So how do you describe me and TAC then? Or are we just not up to elise standard?
I have to admit, most of the female 200 drivers I notice are middle aged turkey neck old crones. :rolleyes:
Eh girls?? ;) ;) ;)
*runs*
GenerationNexus
13-06-2003, 14:46
Originally posted by Hayley
So how do you describe me and TAC then? :confused: Or are we just not up to elise standard? ;)
aha, but I've never seen you ;)
Elise standard is pretty high though, so to answer honestly, would have to see some pics of you and TAC :wack:
Even though, would you not say you were in the minority of SX owners?
shadowninja
13-06-2003, 15:34
you'll not make many friends this way ;)
AshT_200
13-06-2003, 16:05
Originally posted by docwra
I have to admit, most of the female 200 drivers I notice are middle aged turkey neck old crones. :rolleyes:
Eh girls?? ;) ;) ;)
*runs*
Do ya remember Sal ? :D
I don't think it would be fair to describe Hayley as a turkey-necked old crone (picture pulled from the 'pics of yourself thread') :)
http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid65/p43e9a9ac21b3f690c6f7b57273498889/fbef8f84.jpg
Do you?
Edited 'cos I just quoted my own post rather than editing it :o
Originally posted by AshT_200
Do ya remember Sal ? :D
**** me yes - I thought I was on a right winner there ............... then she disappeared :( :cry:
See if her site is still there:
www.tinabell.com
I cant coz I is at work :(
And no, she isnt a turkey necked old crone by any means ............... though how old is that pic?? ;) ;) ;) :D
Seriously though - the vast majority of (at least S13) 200s I see are driven by coiffed haired middle age women who probably have no idea what happens past 4000 rpm. Its such a waste :(
It hurts me man :mad: :wack:
AshT_200
13-06-2003, 16:59
Originally posted by docwra
**** me yes - I thought I was on a right winner there ............... then she disappeared :( :cry:
See if her site is still there:
www.tinabell.com
I cant coz I is at work :(
It's still there.... and I is at work :p :D
SpeedyPete
13-06-2003, 17:03
My missus may drive mine when shes passed her driving test!
Shes alright :thumbs:
Originally posted by SpeedyPete
My missus may drive mine when shes passed her driving test!
:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
brave man;) :p
havent seen one woman under 45 driving a 200sx.............
its a 'mans' car tho after all innit??(dont kill me for political incorrectness, laydeez!!) ;) :p
some old (mid 40's:p ) woman followed me from work to the end of the road where i live in a grey S13 last week:eek:
I'm scared now:cry:
well older woman are slightly more experienced in the bedroom, or so ive been led 2 believe..........
Bloke, Unfit
EDIT: oh sorry, thought it was a questionnaire from the thread title :(
Originally posted by hadyn
well older woman are slightly more experienced in the bedroom, or so ive been led 2 believe..........
yeah, they're supposed to be at their sexual sexual peak between 30-35 or something, but 35 is def as old as I'd go (considering I'm only 21) and then she'd have to be something special:p ;)
Woah there!!! You Guys'll need a ladder to get out of that hole if you keep digging much further :p :D
i'd do em up to 45 mate, and im only a 23 yr old 'baby'!!
strictly M.I.L.F bizness ;) :thumbs:
SpeedyPete
13-06-2003, 18:55
Originally posted by Koko
Woah there!!! You Guys'll need a ladder to get out of that hole if you keep digging much further :p :D
lol i was thinkin that
I am male and can bench press 2 whole feather pillows. I can also touch my toes.
That must make me rock hard compared to all the rest of the other 70 year old s14 bastids
:p
im 23, 6'4 and look like an unfit heavyweight boxer(as any1 who has seen me in the flesh can testify):
can you spot me?
http://www.davewilkinsgtr.co.uk/images/bubble08062003/bubblepicjun0327.jpg
clue im in a blue t-shirt, and im not a car.....;)
Mrs Wak drives my car more than I do, she even gets delusional sometimes and claims it's hers :eek:
A quick slap usually does the trick :D
Mrs Don says the cars too noisy, and the acceleration hurts her back. I dont really give a fck so there. :D
Originally posted by don
Mrs Don says the cars too noisy, and the acceleration hurts her back. I dont really give a fck so there. :D
:D
Hey guys - Yer being a bit unfair - although I must agree that most women I've seen who drive sx's do tend to be of the middle-aged era. I am kind of an exception - i sometimes drive my blokes sx and I'm 19 so :p :p
Also a lot of the sx blokes aren't exactly the fittest on the planet - especially the older generation with the s14's who are usually spotted in tweed jackets and smoking a pipe so ner, ner ni ner, ner:p :p
Whats wrong with middle aged women. I love em, well I'd like to if they'd let me. :D :D :D
Like Wak, my missus drives MY car more than me, unlike Don she doesn't complain about the acceleration, quite the opposite, always telling me what she burned off today, she is under the 40 mark, some one she works with (a girl) thought she was only 27, my mate told me she had a nice arse, I just wish she would wash it once in a while and PUT SOME PHUCKIN PETROL IN IT!!!
Actually, I've never seen a woman driving a 200 at all, apart from the wife of course. She's not middle aged, but not far off I suppose (she'll not thank me for that:eek: ) but she's definitely not twinset and pearls!
It's a funny thing the term middle aged isn't it? Sort of implies you know how long someone is going to live otherwise how could you say they have reached half way?
I'm middle aged if I live 'till 66 :D
Paulie
Wot in her arse :eek:
Originally posted by Paulie
my mate told me she had a nice arse, I just wish she would wash it once in a while and PUT SOME PHUCKIN PETROL IN IT!!!
Wash her arse and put petrol in it? Blimey that's kinky! :D
You blokes, :rolleyes: you know wot I mean.
Originally posted by Paulie
You blokes, :rolleyes: you know wot I mean.
Sorry but I really liked my version or is that perversion.
I really must get a hobby. :D
Originally posted by Hayley
So how do you describe me and TAC then? :confused: Or are we just not up to elise standard? ;)
Thanks Hayley :D
I've been trying to draft a reply for ages now but am pretty much speechless....I'll just take this opportunity to say hi again to GenerationNexus and ask if he's gonna be at the next Chessie meet :D
Originally posted by Spirit
a lot of the sx blokes aren't exactly the fittest on the planet
Agreed as well :D
But, have to agree with the general impression of women in 200's (I'm nothing if not fair-minded lol) I've seen a couple of tasty young things driving 200's but in the main, most of the women that I've seen have been middle-aged harridans with dyed hair :|
(I'll pre-empt the people that point out that I'm getting on for middle age - my hair isnt dyed, ok? :D :p )
does anyone actually know what M.I.L.F stands for??I do, and its very apt for this thread!!!
Come on then Haydn, the suspense is killing me, wot does it stand for?
Mothers. I'd. Like to. F**k
made infamous by the exploits of M.I.L.F Hunter on the internet and video!!
You have to be lithe to get in and out of an Elise. Builds up your arms muslces hauling on the roof to get your butt out of teh seats.
All the lady 200 owners I've met have been very nice :)
I let my woman drive the 200sx just before her first test and she could have it! Well i think so anyway!;)
amcluesent
15-06-2003, 08:49
>Actually, I've never seen a woman driving a 200 at all,<
Surely one of the best reason to get a 200? Pretty much every other 2-door sports car puts you in mind of 'it' girls and/or hairdressers. I mean MGF, MX5, 3-series, TT etc. are all for the girlies. Blokes want to be thinking Supra, NSX, Aston and the 200...
piehound
15-06-2003, 10:58
bloody hell women driving hundies, i dont even trust em with shopping trollies, but the elctric mirrors are handy for checking there lippy etc, lmao
sexist pieman
Martin T
15-06-2003, 11:06
chink chink.
that must be your shovel hitting rock bottom. oh no, you've continued digging!:D
AshT_200
15-06-2003, 11:49
Originally posted by hadyn
does anyone actually know what M.I.L.F stands for??I do, and its very apt for this thread!!!
And I thought you'd spent all this time with yer dick in an apple pie :rolleyes:;):wack:
oh yea, i forgot u were a member of the hadyn haters club werent u m8?! ;) :thumbs:
AshT_200
15-06-2003, 13:12
Originally posted by hadyn
oh yea, i forgot u were a member of the hadyn haters club werent u m8?! ;) :thumbs:
No you misunderstood.
MILF was featured in American Pie (Stiffler's Mom)
and so was the apple pie.
Don't be so paranoid. If I hated you, would I have warned you about the engine leaning out in your mods thread? :confused:
nah but ur threat to throw me in the pond at billing puts me in up for some aggro mode!! ;) :p
besides, i am 6'4 18 stone and have no hair, so u might wanna think carefully b4 issuing dunking threats m8!! ;) :thumbs:
ah dunk him anyway, the bigger they are... :thumbs:
A. Waterfield
15-06-2003, 15:31
ooh this thread could get really fun :D
AshT_200
15-06-2003, 15:45
Originally posted by alex waterf
ooh this thread could get really fun :D
No, we've had our bit of fun, so back on topic.
You won't see to many young girls driving 200s, cos they don't what they are.
And when they are lowered, I guess it is a bit of an effort to get into if they are wearing a miniskirt and no underwear :D
never mind mini-skirts, i only ride with women who wear 'belts' - and thats it!!
AshT_200
15-06-2003, 15:50
Mmmmm Belts. Have you got leather interior? Cos in the summer and if they haven't got anything to cover themselves up with when it is hot, they squirm about a bit :D:wack:
strictly cloth for that reason alone mate!!
AshT_200
15-06-2003, 15:54
Ah but you can wipe leather ;)
im too classy to do the business in my 200,i dont do hoes u know!!
AshT_200
15-06-2003, 16:14
Ah but women get wet you know :D And if they're only wearing a belt, it's straight onto the seat fabric:wack:
MattyGee
15-06-2003, 16:15
Originally posted by hadyn
im too classy to do the business in my 200,i dont do hoes u know!!
:thumbs:
altho i guess that theres not a hell of a lot of space inside the Sx for that anyway.
the boot when open makes a good bum rest for the laydeez if u get wot im saying....
AshT_200
15-06-2003, 16:15
And I wouldn't do it in the SX, simply because it would be too painful to contort into the position it would need. :eek:
AshT_200
15-06-2003, 16:17
Originally posted by hadyn
the boot when open makes a good bum rest for the laydeez if u get wot im saying....
Close the boot, switch on the sounds.... a bit like a washing machine some have said. :D
Originally posted by MattyGee
:thumbs:
altho i guess that theres not a hell of a lot of space inside the Sx for that anyway.
It is possible, you should see the friction burn on my shin! ;) :D
dont forget the passenger seat, i find that in an s14 you deffo got enuff room unless ur female(or male!!)partner is like 6'2 or summat!
AshT_200
15-06-2003, 16:30
I wouldn't dream of marking the leather. :)
dont you find leather seats an incredible turn on???i know i do
AshT_200
15-06-2003, 16:33
No, not really, I just thought they looked good in the car.:|
However the Girlfriend doesn't like them because they are too hot in the summer and cold in the winter. :D
MattyGee
15-06-2003, 16:37
Originally posted by hadyn
dont you find leather seats an incredible turn on???i know i do
im not taking you for a blast in my Sx then mate ! :eek:
:D :wack:
must come down to my leather fetish then!!! :p :D
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