funny joke?

[G'boy]

hello:wave: this has been modified slightly:(


this guy in a brand new ferrari is driving on the motorway @100mph when he is overtaken by a 200sx being pulled by the largest chickens he has ever seen so he thinks wtf? then drops a couple of cogs and starts chasing this strange sight after a couple of minutes he gives up as there is no sight of the phenomenon a few miles down the road ferrari guy sees the same nissan with the hazard lights flashing parked up on the hard shoulder and there is no sign of the chickens and there is a guy staning next to the car so he pulls over and asks nissan guy what the problem is, nissan guy replies well is'nt it obvious ..............









apologies in advance ..................









please forgive me :( ......................









my big hens have gone:eek: :eek: :(

[Doug]

Heh :)

Very funny mate :thumbs:

[yeager]

PMSL

thats superb !

[Dave_S]

lol :D

Dave

[piehound]

even worse

i took my salmon into the chippy and asked the guy "do you do fish cakes"
his reply was yes so i said


























wait for it:thumbs:






















"can you do my salmon 1 its his 21st on saturday:D :D :D :D

pieman

[piehound]

i also rang the local paper to place an ad for sale

" how much do you charge for lineage on a advert"
£1 per inch she said

































ffs thats no good im selling a 25ft ladder:D :D :D

pieman

[shadowninja]

owwww my sides hurt :cry:

[G'boy]

I hope nobody was offended by this I know it is expensive when the big hends go :( but it made me laugh ehen it was told to me


btw it took me a while to get the fishcake joke:o :o :o :rolleyes: