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Jeff
04-06-2003, 10:31
fleas? TBH I'm not really that keen on any insects but at least most of them seem to serve some function in stopping the planet being covered in rotting sewage etc. But what the fook do fleas contribute? If they have absolutely no purpose other than to feckin annoy folk then I intend to take this as the final absolute proof that God does not exist!

I like the summer but now that it's warm out my cats have fleas :( The mogs have been banned from the house until they sort themselves out :D

Hope this rant doesn't make me look like some sort of flea ridden pikey, I just wanted to get my dislike for the little blighters off my chest :o

Dave_S
04-06-2003, 10:34
/me points @ Jeff ..



FLEA-RIDDEN PIKEY!!!! ARRGGGHHHHHHH :eek:



























:D I hate the little buggers too, they don't serve a purpose do they?

Dave

Simon
04-06-2003, 10:35
Originally posted by Dave_S
/me points @ Jeff ..



FLEA-RIDDEN PIKEY!!!! ARRGGGHHHHHHH :eek:



























:D I hate the little buggers too, they don't serve a purpose do they?



Dave

Lol i was too slow but i was gonna say the same, lol

StuyMac
04-06-2003, 10:35
Put some of those drop things on the back of your neck - worked on our cats ;) :thumbs:

Jeff
04-06-2003, 10:40
FFS :D I haven't got fleas, the cats have and they've been banished :D

I just think that if fleas don't do anything then why did God invent them? The only logical conclusion is that there is no God. I'm going to find an e-mail address for the church and ask them this exact question. You can all expect to see an announcement on the news later today confirming that this new evidence has put an end to all religions once and for all ;)

docwra
04-06-2003, 10:53
The e-mail address for Him is God@Heaven.com ;) :D
In fact - someone try that and see if it does exist :D :D

Fleas act as a form of population control - it was fleas that started spreading the plague, and can carry all types of diseases and spread them, thus keeping do the population of whatever species they fancy munching on. :)

Now wasps ....................... :mad:
:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :tosser:
I FECKING HATE EM!!

StuyMac
04-06-2003, 10:57
Originally posted by Jeff

I just think that if fleas don't do anything then why did God invent them?

Due to their scale size, they can jump the highest of all creatures :D

Jeff
04-06-2003, 11:02
Originally posted by docwra
The e-mail address for Him is God@Heaven.com ;) :D
In fact - someone try that and see if it does exist :D :D

Fleas act as a form of population control - it was fleas that started spreading the plague, and can carry all types of diseases and spread them, thus keeping do the population of whatever species they fancy munching on. :)

Now wasps ....................... :mad:
:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :tosser:
I FECKING HATE EM!!
I love the internet :D I have found the Pope's e-mail address, apparently it is:

creditamenti@pressva.va

I'll ask him :)

I also hate wasps but they have a purpose (they help flowers have sex or something don't they ;) :D)