Bart
02-06-2003, 10:06
> >>> Nelson Mandela is sitting at home watching TV and drinking a beer when
> >>> he hears a knock at the door.
> >>>
> >>> When he opens it, he is confronted by a little Chinese man, clutching
> >>> a clip board and yelling, You Sign! You sign!'
> >>>
> >>> Behind him is an enormous truck full of car exhausts.
> >>>
> >>> Nelson is standing there in complete amazement, when the Chinese man
> >>> starts to yell louder. 'You Sign! You sign!'
> >>>
> >>> Nelson says to him, 'Look, you've obviously got the wrong man', and
> >>> shuts the door in his face.
> >>>
> >>> The next day he hears a knock at the door again.
> >>>
> >>> When he opens it, the little Chinese man is back with a huge truck of
> >>> brake pads.
> >>>
> >>> He thrusts his clipboard under Nelson's nose, yelling, 'You sign! You
> >>> sign!'
> >>>
> >>> Mr Mandela is getting a bit hacked off by now, so he pushes the little
> >>> Chinese man back, shouting:
> >>>
> >>> 'Look, go away! You've got the wrong man! I don't want them!' Then he
> >>> slams the door in his face again.
> >>>
> >>> The following day, Nelson is resting, and late in the afternoon, he
> >>> hears a knock on the door again.
> >>>
> >>> On opening the door, there is the same little Chinese man thrusting a
> >>> clipboard under his nose, shouting, 'You sign! You sign!'
> >>>
> >>> Behind him are TWO very large trucks full of car parts.
> >>>
> >>> This time Nelson loses his temper completely, he picks up the little
> >>> man by his shirt front and yells at him: 'Look, I don't want these! Do
> >>> you understand?
> >>>
> >>> You must have the wrong name! Who do you want to give these to?'
> >>>
> >>> The little Chinese man looks very puzzled, consults his clipboard, and
> >>> says:
> >>>
> >>> (It's a beauty)
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>
> >>> (wait for it)
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>
> >>> Get your best Chinese accent ready .....
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>
> >>> 'You not Nissan Main Dealer?'
> >>> he hears a knock at the door.
> >>>
> >>> When he opens it, he is confronted by a little Chinese man, clutching
> >>> a clip board and yelling, You Sign! You sign!'
> >>>
> >>> Behind him is an enormous truck full of car exhausts.
> >>>
> >>> Nelson is standing there in complete amazement, when the Chinese man
> >>> starts to yell louder. 'You Sign! You sign!'
> >>>
> >>> Nelson says to him, 'Look, you've obviously got the wrong man', and
> >>> shuts the door in his face.
> >>>
> >>> The next day he hears a knock at the door again.
> >>>
> >>> When he opens it, the little Chinese man is back with a huge truck of
> >>> brake pads.
> >>>
> >>> He thrusts his clipboard under Nelson's nose, yelling, 'You sign! You
> >>> sign!'
> >>>
> >>> Mr Mandela is getting a bit hacked off by now, so he pushes the little
> >>> Chinese man back, shouting:
> >>>
> >>> 'Look, go away! You've got the wrong man! I don't want them!' Then he
> >>> slams the door in his face again.
> >>>
> >>> The following day, Nelson is resting, and late in the afternoon, he
> >>> hears a knock on the door again.
> >>>
> >>> On opening the door, there is the same little Chinese man thrusting a
> >>> clipboard under his nose, shouting, 'You sign! You sign!'
> >>>
> >>> Behind him are TWO very large trucks full of car parts.
> >>>
> >>> This time Nelson loses his temper completely, he picks up the little
> >>> man by his shirt front and yells at him: 'Look, I don't want these! Do
> >>> you understand?
> >>>
> >>> You must have the wrong name! Who do you want to give these to?'
> >>>
> >>> The little Chinese man looks very puzzled, consults his clipboard, and
> >>> says:
> >>>
> >>> (It's a beauty)
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>
> >>> (wait for it)
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>
> >>> Get your best Chinese accent ready .....
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>
> >>> 'You not Nissan Main Dealer?'