SandyP
29-05-2003, 15:33
A woman wakes up and tells her husband about a dream she had "I was at an auction for cocks- big ones sold for £1,000 and the small ones went for a tenner."
"what about one my size?" asks the man
"didn't get a bid," she laughs, before getting up and ready for work.
Eager to exact revenge, her husband wakes the next morning and tells his wife about a smilar dream: "I was at an auction for vaginas-tight one's sold for £1,000 and flabby old loose ones for a fiver..."
"What about mine?" asks his wife, snuggling up.
"Funny you should mention it," smiles the husband,
"that's where they held the auction."
:D
"what about one my size?" asks the man
"didn't get a bid," she laughs, before getting up and ready for work.
Eager to exact revenge, her husband wakes the next morning and tells his wife about a smilar dream: "I was at an auction for vaginas-tight one's sold for £1,000 and flabby old loose ones for a fiver..."
"What about mine?" asks his wife, snuggling up.
"Funny you should mention it," smiles the husband,
"that's where they held the auction."
:D