AshT_200
29-05-2003, 12:56
A family in Nigeria was puzzled when the coffin of
their dead mother arrived from the USA, sent by
their sister. The tiny corpse was so tightly squeezed
inside the coffin that their mother's face was
practically touching the glass cover.
When they opened the coffin, they found a letter from
their sister pinned to their mother's chest, which
read:-
Dearest brothers and sisters,
I am sending you our mother's remains for burial in
Lagos. Sorry I couldn't come along as the expenses
were so high. You will find inside the coffin, under
Mama's body, 12 cans of Libby's corned beef and 12
cans of Luncheon Meat. Just divide it amongst
yourselves.
On Mama's feet is a brand-new pair of Reeboks (size 8)
for Junior.
There are four pairs of Reeboks under Mama's head for
Tunde's sons.
Mama is wearing six Ralph Lauren T-shirts - one is for
OMO, Roy and the rest are formy nephews.
Mama is also wearing one dozen Wonder Bras ( your
favorite), just divide
them among yourselves. The 2 dozen Victoria's Secret
panties that Mama is wearing should be distributed
among my nieces and cousins. Mama is also wearing
eight Dockers pants - Ikeje, please get one for
yourself and the rest are for the boys. The Swiss
watch you asked for is on Mama's left wrist, please
get it. Aunty Ronke, Mama is wearing
what you asked for - earrings, ring and necklace,
please take them.
Also, the six pairs of Chanel stockings that Mama is
wearing must be divided among the teen-age girls
there.I hope they like the colour.
Your loving sister, Nene
P.S. Please take care of finding a dress for Mama for
her burial. Bye Freddy
their dead mother arrived from the USA, sent by
their sister. The tiny corpse was so tightly squeezed
inside the coffin that their mother's face was
practically touching the glass cover.
When they opened the coffin, they found a letter from
their sister pinned to their mother's chest, which
read:-
Dearest brothers and sisters,
I am sending you our mother's remains for burial in
Lagos. Sorry I couldn't come along as the expenses
were so high. You will find inside the coffin, under
Mama's body, 12 cans of Libby's corned beef and 12
cans of Luncheon Meat. Just divide it amongst
yourselves.
On Mama's feet is a brand-new pair of Reeboks (size 8)
for Junior.
There are four pairs of Reeboks under Mama's head for
Tunde's sons.
Mama is wearing six Ralph Lauren T-shirts - one is for
OMO, Roy and the rest are formy nephews.
Mama is also wearing one dozen Wonder Bras ( your
favorite), just divide
them among yourselves. The 2 dozen Victoria's Secret
panties that Mama is wearing should be distributed
among my nieces and cousins. Mama is also wearing
eight Dockers pants - Ikeje, please get one for
yourself and the rest are for the boys. The Swiss
watch you asked for is on Mama's left wrist, please
get it. Aunty Ronke, Mama is wearing
what you asked for - earrings, ring and necklace,
please take them.
Also, the six pairs of Chanel stockings that Mama is
wearing must be divided among the teen-age girls
there.I hope they like the colour.
Your loving sister, Nene
P.S. Please take care of finding a dress for Mama for
her burial. Bye Freddy