Tangers
26-05-2003, 21:46
You have been warned:
There are two guys who have been lost in the desert for weeks, and
they're
at death's door. As they stumble on, hoping for salvation in the form of
an oasis or something similar, they suddenly spy, through the heat haze,
a
tree off in the distance.
As they get closer, they can see that the tree is draped with rasher
upon
rasher of bacon.
There's smoked bacon, crispy bacon, life-giving juicy nearly- raw bacon,
all sorts.
"Oh my, Pepe" says the first bloke. "It's a bacon tree!!!
We're saved!!!" "You're right!" says Pepe.
So Pepe goes on ahead and runs up to the tree salivating at the prospect
Of food. But as he gets to within five feet of the tree, there's the
sound
Of machine gun fire, and he is shot down in a hail of bullets.
His friend quickly drops down on the sand, and calls across to the dying
Pepe.
"Pepe!! Pepe!! What on earth happened?"
With his dying breath Pepe calls out
"Ugh, run, run!! It's not a Bacon Tree...
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"It's a ham bush!":D
There are two guys who have been lost in the desert for weeks, and
they're
at death's door. As they stumble on, hoping for salvation in the form of
an oasis or something similar, they suddenly spy, through the heat haze,
a
tree off in the distance.
As they get closer, they can see that the tree is draped with rasher
upon
rasher of bacon.
There's smoked bacon, crispy bacon, life-giving juicy nearly- raw bacon,
all sorts.
"Oh my, Pepe" says the first bloke. "It's a bacon tree!!!
We're saved!!!" "You're right!" says Pepe.
So Pepe goes on ahead and runs up to the tree salivating at the prospect
Of food. But as he gets to within five feet of the tree, there's the
sound
Of machine gun fire, and he is shot down in a hail of bullets.
His friend quickly drops down on the sand, and calls across to the dying
Pepe.
"Pepe!! Pepe!! What on earth happened?"
With his dying breath Pepe calls out
"Ugh, run, run!! It's not a Bacon Tree...
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"It's a ham bush!":D