mickstreet
24-05-2003, 20:42
A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o'clock
>in the morning by a loud pounding on the door.
>
>
>The man gets up and goes to the door where a
>drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain,
>is asking for a push.
>
>
>"Not a chance," says the husband, "it is three
>o'clock in the morning!"
>
>
>He slams the door and returns to bed.
>
>
>"Who was that?" asked his wife.
>
>
>"Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers.
>
>
>"Did you help him?" she asks.
>
>
>"No, I did not, it is three in the morning and it
>is pouring outside!"
>
>
>"Well, you have a short memory," says his wife.
>
>
>"Can't you remember about three months ago when
>we broke down and those two guys helped us?"
>"I think you should help him, and you should be
>
>
>ashamed of yourself!"
>
>
>The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and
>goes out into the pouring rain. He calls out
>into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?"
>
>
>"Yes," comes back the answer.
>
>
>"Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband.
>
>
>"Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark.
>
>
>"Where are you?" asks the husband.
>
>
>"Over here on the swing!" replies the drunk....
:D
>in the morning by a loud pounding on the door.
>
>
>The man gets up and goes to the door where a
>drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain,
>is asking for a push.
>
>
>"Not a chance," says the husband, "it is three
>o'clock in the morning!"
>
>
>He slams the door and returns to bed.
>
>
>"Who was that?" asked his wife.
>
>
>"Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers.
>
>
>"Did you help him?" she asks.
>
>
>"No, I did not, it is three in the morning and it
>is pouring outside!"
>
>
>"Well, you have a short memory," says his wife.
>
>
>"Can't you remember about three months ago when
>we broke down and those two guys helped us?"
>"I think you should help him, and you should be
>
>
>ashamed of yourself!"
>
>
>The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and
>goes out into the pouring rain. He calls out
>into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?"
>
>
>"Yes," comes back the answer.
>
>
>"Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband.
>
>
>"Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark.
>
>
>"Where are you?" asks the husband.
>
>
>"Over here on the swing!" replies the drunk....
:D